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As a female martial artist, when I see artists draw female characters preparing to do any sort of martial arts, and they’re wearing any bra other than a hardcore high-impact sports bra (especially if they’re decently endowed), I’m like…their titty gonna fall out. It straight gonna fall out. Seen it happen. It’s a real problem. Lots of movement and impact–you gotta make the proper adjustments. Some ladies even wear two sports bras, like the yoga kind and then the running kind. Definitely not anything low-cut cuz…that titty? Gonna fall out.

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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I know that in the morning

I'll see us in the light up on the hill

Although I am broken, my heart is untamed still

@tamlinweek

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5 p.m. 2 a.m.

"A truth so loud you can't ignore My youth, my youth, my youth My youth is yours"

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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my mom has insisted my entire life that I would make a great farmer. I asked her about my siblings and she said "they don't have the temperament" whatever that means

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Zhan Zhengxi & Jian Yi's dinner party (date) ❤️

By Old XIan

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Oh gawd I can’t stand insta girlies obsessed with proving things like Botox and lip fillers and all the anti aging bullshit is normal and people who discuss it are just shaming women and are misogynistic like fuck you, genuinely

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lore accurate double black battle scene

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​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

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Twitter likes to hit me with the most cursed shit that I didn’t ask for I hate it there

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Tamsand is so canon to me that i forget they technically arent canon. Sjm wrote some of the strangest, most homoerotic lines and scenes between those two and im just a bystander reading like 🧍🏻🧍🏻

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but also anti mutuals, can you give my dad immunity in the rhysand stan massacre. he’s very sweet he just likes the representation