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{{ I’ve been gone for so long it isn’t even funny. It seems my muse for Marinette has faded-- That and life is too busy fucking me in the ass. Anyways. I promise I’ll be more active }}

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“I  would love that. It’d be nice to meet the great grandpa of THE Dipper Pines” 

Marinette joked with a warm smile, “But does the bear really dance and sing to the song? Because--”, she reached for her pocket and pulled out her smartphone, “--I have it saved to my phone.”

I totally ship you w/ somniaxinsomnium tbh

“uHM”

Stares at @somniaxinsomnium 

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Marinette leaned against her “desk” it was supposed to be one, anyways, but she could totally see why people would mistake it as a place to set their clothes on-- “Jesus Christ, people! My desk is not a laundry basket! Only ripp-”,she turned around at the smooth and familiar voice of their star. 

“Ah-- Chat how did it-- Oh my god, Chaton, again? What is this the fifth rip in a month?” The dark blue haired girl took the leather catsuit from the male’s hands, examining the rip, “Well-- I think if I fix it it might hold up until I finish your new costume”, she frowned, “Mon kitty-- My name is Marinette, not princess. I am nothing like one”, she let out a little giggle and shook her head.

Marinette walked to her desk, pulling a chair for her to sit and threw the obviously perfect clothes who some asshat had felt there, on the floor before she turned her machine on, a light smile rested on her face as heard Evillustrator’s music begin. “I’m beginging to think you’re ripping your clothes on purpose”, the seamstress mumbled as she alligned the fabric with the needle, looking up at him with large baby blue eyes. “Ya’ know, just to make me pay attention to a needy kitty”

Pretty Kitty

Marinette rolled her eyes, hearing the music blarring from the outside, it was Lady’s night and you could tell from the screaming, Chat tends to do that to the ladies. Not her, obviously. With a pin in her mouth, she put her headphones on, music she actually liked echoed in her ears, making her nodd to the beat. 

Her slender fingers carefully worked on the skirt of one of the most popular female dancers,Volpina, it had many frills and bows, annoying but entretaining to do. If only she had an assi– “Fuck.” She pulled her right hand away, sucking on her finger, she looked around, looking for her tiny box with band aids. 

She reached for it and wrapped her finger in the green band aid an annoyed look on her face, it was always stupid to prick her finger, she’d done this so many times Marinette thought she’d learn by now. With a shake of her head, she peeked through the curtain, watching the dancer in a very tight and very hard to make leather suit. “Go Chat”,she mumbled with a little smile, she and the male were friends, well, she thought of them as friends. Marinette wasn’t sure what he thought of her. With the shake of her head she walked back, hearing the cue to get the next dancer ready. “Evillustrator? You’re up! Are you done?”,she called out, holding his jacket in her hands, he had ripped the inner side of his upper arm, she obviously fixed it, after all this was her job.

She fixed and made costumes for the Miraculous Show. 

Marinette gave the redheaded boy his jacket and turned around, opening the curtain for him as she heard Chat’s track end.

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“Of-- Of course I mean it!” There was no going back, if she were to confess now it would be the best time, she was going to be completely honest, for the first time in her life. “Adrien-- T-That’s why I like you-- You’re so kind to others it’s simply amazing. No one could say your an ugly person. Because they would be lying to themselves!” Marinette looked at the blonde with a thick blush resting on her cheeks. “I-If you still don’t believe me I will call you beautiful until you do. I don’t care how much time it takes.”

Adrien sighed as he ran a hand through his hair, mumbling to himself. “I tell everyone they’re beautiful, but I can’t tell myself the same thing.” he didn't realize that someone else was nearby, hanging his head and letting out a puff of air.

@doucereuxchat

“Eh?”

She wasn’t snooping, really, she just happened to pass by the exact moment he spoke. A gasp died in her throat, her lips pressed together into a thin line, she hated it when Adrien talked to badly about himself. 

“Y-You’re beautiful.” Yup,she totally just called him beautiful, “Adrien Agreste you are the most beautiful person I’ve met. You have the most amazing personality and you’re kind to others– I-If you don’t believe me I’ll say it until you do.”

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I fucking LOVE people who hold multiple threads with me. To me, it means you enjoy role playing with me and actually like me so, thank you to those who do that.

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// hEY GUYS.

Sorry I’ve been so inactive. School is being a stick in my behind and I barely have time for anything. I’ll be working on my replied. But like this post if ya want a short starter? //

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// gUESS WHO JUST FREAK THE FUCK OUT BC THE GROUND SHOOK?//

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My character has been committed to an asylum. Send me ☤ for their reaction to yours visiting them.

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“Did you make that yourself? It’s amazing!”

Cue shit eating grin.

“Y-Yes! It’s just a little summer proyect I had been working on”, Marinette looked down at the floral dress, her chest fluttering with excitement. Agriel Agreste had just complimented her handmade dress. 

Time to die.

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The Flattery Meme

Send me one of the following for my muse’s reaction.

To reverse the roles, send “Hey baby~” and see what my muse will say to yours.

1. “I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.”

2. “I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.”

3. “Wow! Are those real?”

4. “Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

5.  “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me”

6. “You sure are strong.”

7. “Can I hold your hand all day?”

8. “I like your hair.”

9. “Did you make that yourself? It’s amazing!”

10. “You’re really good at _______, you know.”

11. “I really like your outfit.”

12. “That looks amazing on you.”

13. “Our hands were made to fit perfectly together.”

14. “I would love to look into your eyes all day long.”

15. “Not bad for your first try. You’re gonna be a pro in no time.”

16. “How did you get so smart?”

17. “That music is so beautiful. It’s like you’re playing your heart out to the world.”

18. “I wouldn’t mind being with you forever.”

19. “You understand me the most of all. Thanks for sticking with me.”

20. “Your hands are so soft.”

21. “Nice legs.”

22. “You have great stage presence.”

23. “I’m always so comfortable with you.”

24. “You’re a good person. I wish more people were like you.”

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things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

❝  don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞

❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞

❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞

❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞

❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞

❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞

❝ yeah �� whinge, whinge!  you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞

❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞

❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞

❝ oh come on,  I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞

❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞

❝  woah, no.  I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞

❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞

❝  I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞

❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed!  ❞

❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞

❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞

❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞

❝  don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞

❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞

❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞

❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool     before you jumped into it, huh? ❞

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send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.

[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.

[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.

[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.

[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.

[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.

[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.

[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.

[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.

[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.

[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.

[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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Send 'Stolen!' for my muses reactions to yours stealing a kiss

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Ladybug: the stars are beautiful tonight

Chat Noir: yeah they are

Ladybug: you know who else is beautiful?

Chat Noir: who?

Ladybug: Adrien Agreste

Chat Noir: thanks

Ladybug: what

Chat Noir: what

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Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞