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his smile shines so bright ♡

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Yongguk, your bias is showing 👀

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3 minute girlfriend kim yongguk yongsun

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taemin breaking down seeing his longtime friend kim moonkyu (hotshot’s timoteo) on the unit

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Hyunbin, JBJ’s human translator

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J: Wait if you're gonna be in SF, can you get me scones from that tea place?

Me: Funny, we're actually staying around the corner from there.

J: ... Ur kidding.

Me: No.

J: ... I DEMAND ALL THE SCONES.

Me: Uh.

J: ALL . THE . SCONES .

J: But really, please do not feel obligated, I just have passionate memories about that scone.

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New Roommates

Me: My new roommate told me he thinks I'm a free spirit.

Susan: LOL FREE SPIRIT

Susan: Wait till he fucks up one of your baking sheets or pots. You will destroy him.

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Gross Friends

Guy Friend: "Yeah, I'd do her." [regarding another female friend]

S [Internal]: Please don't talk about my friend like that... AND LOL LIKE SHE'D LET YOU

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[Gif Compilation of One Direction at the Where We Are Book Signing]

Me: THIS MAKES ME SO UPSET

Susan: I have to physically look away from Zayn's smile.

Susan: Oh god. Liam's little wave.

Me: AHAHA

Susan: I'M SERIOUS. ELSE I'D JUST SIT HERE AND STARE AT IT AND ACTUALLY CRY.

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When my friends and I get together...

... and realize we talk about things in a way that makes it seem like we're proud of them.

Thus,

Stupid Things to Brag About

That your parents are older than all of your friends' parents. 

That you were able to eat more warheads consecutively than everyone else.

That Taylor Swift's song '22' has a longer relevancy for you because you have a later birthday.

That you can hold your pee in longer than anyone else

That you've been in more minor car accidents than your friends.

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Me: I hate to admit it, but Stelena is endgame.

Me: Can you imagine, Damon owes so much to [Elena]. He finally got over Katherine because of her. He actually CARES about people now. He has someone other than his brother. His brother, who has always been the good one. Well I mean, minus the Evil Stefan bits. And someone actually loves him more than his brother. How is he going to live with himself knowing that in the end, the best thing in his life was never going to be truly his.

Me: Let that sink in Susan. Let it sink in

Susan: ... IM NOT GETTING ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIP. STOP THROWING EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE LIFE VESTS

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Susan: So I got up early this morning so I could go to work early... and waited FORTY-FIVE MINUTES for my roommate to finish his shower.

Me: WHAT KIND OF MAN TAKES THAT LONG TO SHOWER? .... DO IT AT NIGHT

Susan: I don't know. My showers are 20 minutes long.

Me: Well I mean, we could guess why, but still. DO IT AT NIGHT

Susan: We're both just like, 'WE'RE NOT GONNA SAY IT. BUT DO IT AT NIGHT'

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Susan: *links to giant bowl of pho challenge* WE SHOULD DO THIS

Me: I want to see you eat that by yourself.

Susan: But I'll die

Me: It'll be a great way to go

Susan: Engrave it on my urn, "She loved pho, and it loved her right back. To death."

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Me: OH MY GOD. APPARENTLY COLTON HAYNES HAS A SEX TAPE.

Susan: WHAT

Me: OH MY GOD. LSIJFDLISD. I want to search it up. But no.

Susan: I will brave this for us.

Me: For science.

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*sees manip of Louis and Taylor*

Susan: I may have a hernia laughing from this

Me: As if that would ever work. Can you imagine the songs she'll write about? "He has a better ass than I do."

Susan: HE'S GOT EVERYTHING I HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT HE'S THE REASON FOR THE TEARS ON MY PILATES TAPE THE ONLY WHO'S GOT AN ASS THAT PUTS ME TO SHAME