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#49 DaddyHawk with Wanda please?

Barney sat on his couch and watched his younger brother. He paced in the living room and looked at his phone every five minutes.

The apartment had been Clint’s not long ago and when he had to stay in New York he still crashed here but now on the couch. It was the same couch Clint had in here when he lived here and so it wasn’t anything new to him, he had slept on it more often than in his bed. But since the Avengers and SHIELD knew about Laura and the kids he stayed at the farm more often lately.

“Come on,” Barney sighed exasperated. “Sit down. There’s nothing you can do anyway.”

Clint turned and glared at him. “I know! They are out there, fighting against Hydra and I have to sit here!”  

“It was your idea to retire, remember?” Barney grinned and Clint deliberated for a moment if he should strangle him or just throw him out of the window. It would look like an accident when he threw him out the window.

“Wanda is just a kid and Hydra is dangerous,” he snarled.

Barney sighed again. “She’s with Captain America, don’t you think that he would…”

“No, he wouldn’t! Steve is mission-orientated and he would not hesitate to throw her in the line of fire if it would help with his mission!”

“Their mission,” Barney said. Clint stopped his pacing and looked at his brother. “It’s their mission, not Steve’s. They all were sent to stop them, not only Steve.”

“You know, sometimes I really hate you,” Clint muttered. He went to the kitchen, rummaged through the cupboards till he found the ground coffee. He put some in the coffee maker, put water in it and switched it on.

“I’m worried about her, you know?” Clint went to the living room to flop into the armchair that was his once. “And Laura is going to kill me if something happens to her.”

“Daddy Clint,” Barney laughed but he rose from the couch, patted Clint’s shoulder and went to the kitchen. He took two mugs, put a bit milk in one of them and milk and sugar in the other one, took the coffee pot and poured coffee in. He brought both cups into the living room and gave Clint one of them.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Clint muttered and took a sip of his coffee. But before Barney could say something, his phone rang. He glared at the screen and then his face lit up. It was Wanda.

“Hey,” he said and sighed relieved when he heard her voice.

“Hey, Clint,” she said. She sounded tired but okay. “You wanted me to call when we’re done.”

“It’s over?” He asked and Wanda was quiet for a moment.

“Yes,” she said then. “Scott has a few scratches, Steve probably a broken arm and Sam got shot through his leg but otherwise… we won.”

“Are you okay?” Clint asked.

“Yes,” she said. “Tired. Drained. I need a shower and I think I’m going to sleep for a week but otherwise okay.”

“That’s good,” Clint smiled even if she couldn’t see it. “Call me when you get home. Laura was worried, too.”

“All right,” Wanda said. “Our pilot wants to start now. I have to go. I’ll call when we’re back.”

She quit the call and Clint smiled at his phone.

“Daddy Clint,” Barney grinned at him when he looked up.

“Shut up!”

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Clint Barton being ridiculously attractive in New Avengers Annual 3

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Captain and Star Lord.

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Welcome to Hollywood, bitch! I’ll see you at the Vanity Fair party and I’ll be holding that golden statue you deserve ‘cause guess what? It happened to me too!

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“She looks just like you.”

“You think so?”

“Yeah. She’s gorgeous. She’s got your eyes.”

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Tony: [staring very intensely at Clint’s abdominal]

Clint: What is it?

Tony: Your shirt.

Clint: [looking down at his shirt]: What’s wrong with it?

Tony: it’s still on you.

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Ironhawk

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send a “!” for our muses married life

Who was the one to propose:

Clint. During breakfast, making his future wife almost choke with coffee. But she said yes.

Who stressed more over wedding planning:

Neither was really stressed. Well, maybe Clint a bit more. Wanda just wanted get married and have a small wedding, he wanted to make this day perfect for her. And sure as hell he succeeded. 

Who decorated the house:

Mostly Wanda.

Who is more organized:

Wanda, but not too much. 

Who initiates bedroom fun:

Both. Constantly. They are married and still act like horny teenagers. 

Who suggested kids first:

Neither, James was a wonderful surprise. 

Who’s more dominant:

They both can be dominant or submissive depending on their mood. But I’d say Clint likes taking control a bit more often. And Wanda loves that. 

Who’s the cuddler:

Clint, he never misses an opportunity to spoon her. He’s like her sexy blanket.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

They’re both home-loving creatures so they just like spending time there. Clint’s usually making something with his bow and Wanda is reading or meditating. 

Who kills the spiders:

Clint, unless he wants very decorative holes in his walls. Wanda kills bugs from a distance. 

Who falls asleep first:

They both love sleeping, but I’d say Clint. He’s an expert napper. 

Who is louder?

At first it was Wanda, Clint is an assassin, he knows how to be quiet. Wanda had to learn this because they like to sneak out and have sex in semi-public places. As I said, they can’t keep their hands off each other. 

Who is more experimental?

Both, they love trying new things in bed.

Do they fuck or make love?

Considering how often they had sex, it’s both. Their sexual activities go from lazy morning sex, through sensual love making and quick ones during breaks to rough fucking. It really depends on their mood and amount of time they have.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Clint. But he caught Wanda a few times as well. 

Who comes first?

Unless it’s one of those time when it’s all about him, it’s Wanda. Clint is a gentleman in that matter. 

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

They both love both giving and taking. Though Clint is amazing at that. 

Who usually initiates things?

Clint. 

Who is more sensitive?

I’d say Wanda, but Clint, this roughened assassin has his sensitive side as well, shown mostly to his wife. 

Who has the most patience?

Definitely Wanda. She has to deal with three kids in the house after all. And James is the least problematic of the three of them. 

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What if... Peter changes his mind and come back during that right moment?

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Hawkeye & Mockingbird (2010) by Jim Mccan & David Lopez Lopez ; Rated T ; finished series

Hawkeye & Mockingbird are back in action together — but so are their two greatest foes! Who is the all-new, all-deadly Phantom Rider? Crossfire once took Hawkeye’s hearing from him, what will he take from him now?

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aawww look clint your alternate universe spawn looks just like you

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“You always stand up.” - Sarah Rogers

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➳ Hawkguy + Full Body Shots

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Marvel Heroes Height Comparison Chart - Illustrated for HalloweenCostumes.com.

I always thought Storm was taller, but I guess it’s because she always wears heels? Though that doesn’t explain why the Thing often appears taller.

I thought it was interesting that the movie version of Rocket was much much shorter than the comics (he’s roughly the size of an actual raccoon), in comparison to Wolverine, who is much taller in the movies (Hugh Jackman is 6’2”).