My friends told me to get a tumblr. So I did. YAY. Hello! I'm a female theatre technician - hence, ladycarp. As in carpenter. No, not the fish. Though - fun fact! - if you google lady carp, you get an image of a naked woman posing with a fish. Go ahead and look it up. I'll wait.
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He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)
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Susan tells bedtime stories
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Yesterday I met two people cosplaying as the female assassins from Assassin’s Creed Unity.
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The Doctor giving bad news to people
every previous Doctor: “I’m sorry..”
12:
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Writing the dramatic death scene
In your head:
In paper:
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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
2. Wrong.
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Do I have a stamp on my forehead that says, ”The National Spokesperson for the Plight of Black People”? How the hell should I know the black perspective on The Color Purple? That’s it, if I don’t change classes, I’m gonna hurt this fool. Teachers treat me like I’m some kind of Rosetta stone for African-Americans. What? Black people learn how to read, and we all miraculously come to the same conclusion?
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Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!
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a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
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professor: it should be polyerosy
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Merry and Pippin are definitely Drift Compatible.
Their Jaeger is named Second Breakfast.
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So Apple recently announced the new iPhone 6 (and 6 Plus) this past week, and I was anything but excited once I heard about it. Sure, it moves a little faster and that’s always good. And of course they’ve improved the retina display again. Great. You know, I was really...
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i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
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