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Fresh memes here, get 'em while they're hot

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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ironic right wing shit will erode your mind without fail. I don't touch that shit

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i think in baldurs gate and by extension dnd and pathfinder different gods healing feels different like getting healed by a cleric of helm would feel different than a cleric of oghma. like shadowhearts healing while shes following shar feels like the relief of having your hair pulled too tight and being let go, or the feeling after you throw up or shit from food poisoning, like that "i am empty and feeling better but god at what cost". selûnes healing however feels like someone brushing your hair, cause it has the same pull but gentler. sylvanis' healing is like breathing in the smell of pine trees or the air on an early morning just barely cold enough to frost, just refreshing and cooling. ilmater's is comforting in almost a homely way, like a childs well loved cotton blanket thats been patched to death.

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Hello, wizard

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

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Pixel Art by SUN PIXELS

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The whole camp chipped in to get it for him

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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This one's for the Gale girlies

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So I was thinking about Gale’s isolation area (because I was being a saddie, not a baddie) and realized that probably the worst part of it for him was that Mystra wouldn’t speak to him.

She cast him out. Threw him away. But more than that she wouldn’t even speak to him, no matter how much Gale probably tired. Which was probably a lot. He probably went through all the stages of grief during this: denial (“she’ll talk to me again when she calms down and realizes this was all a mistake”), anger (“why won’t you speak to me?! I did everything you asked and you can’t even talk to me now?!”), bargaining (“please…please just speak to me again. I’ll do anything just…please.”), depression (“why would a god want to talk to a mortal who spurned her? I was probably nothing to her. our relationship meant nothing to her”), then acceptance (“she’s never going to speak to me again.”)

The silent treatment is probably the worst punishment you can inflict on Gale. You can’t solve the problem if you don’t talk about it. He can’t apologize if you’re not speaking to him (well, he can, but no one will listen). And if someone won’t talk to him or tell him what’s wrong, he gets in his head and imagines all sorts of things that could be wrong and how this will inevitably end in failure.

So not only does he feel like a failure (not only for being cast out but incredibly stupid, which is another blow because he puts so much value in being so smart) but he can’t fix it. Gale probably resigned himself to his death, probably wished for it if only not wanting to hurt others, and probably felt that the worst part was he would die and never get to apologize. "Death is certain. Mystra's forgiveness is not." He says that line with such conviction that Gale has probably said it a thousand times to himself alone in his tower.

Anyway, I was sad now you all be sad too. This has been my TED Talk.

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