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Finally the doors opened, and her betrothed strode into her father's hall. She tried to greet him as she had been instructed, only to have blood come pouring from her mouth. She had bitten her tongue off as she waited.

She spat it at the young knight's feet, and saw the disgust on his face. "Brienne the Beauty," he said in a mocking tone. "I have seen sows more beautiful than you." He tossed the rose in her face.

As he walked away, the griffins on his cloak rippled and blurred and changed to lions. Jaime! she wanted to cry. Jaime, come back for me! But her tongue lay on the floor by the rose, drowned in blood.

AFFC Brienne VIII

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Another art study- another try at clip

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random asoiaf social media headcanons:

dany would make those left wing politics/pet grooming videos on tiktok. think like "come trim my bearded dragons nails while we talk about what's happenning in meeren right now" she actulaly studies international politics and has experience with activism so the videos are genuinely informative but she still gets canceled multiple times for, amongst other things: coming from a rich family, abusing her exotic pets (she takes really good care of them) and having a weird boyfriend (more than once).

ramsay kinda blows up on tiktok for making weird and off-putting videos showing his torture basement and bone collection or some shit. everyone thinks it's an elaborate bit but then someone clocks one of his bones as an actual human tibia and people start investigating him on tiktok until the police gets involved. turns out he was an actual serial killer and straight up keeping a girl trapped in his basement. true crime girlies go absolutely nuts over his case and if you open tiktok right now you will see at least 5 different videos talking about it with that fuckass creepy music sound.

myranda royce makes those water mixing tiktoks (you know the ones people put a bunch of random syrups and like red bull in their water to make it "taste good" to the point it can barely be considered water anymore?) while talking about REAL LIFE GOSSIP without bothering to change any names. the only reason she hasn't gotten in trouble for that yet is because she is god's favourite.

jaime makes work out instagram reels on his local gym that are actually barely disguised thirst traps. brienne goes to the same gym as him and gets endlessly annoyed by his bullshit because all his "training advice" is fucking terrible and "uhm some people are ACTUALLY trying to work out here mr. prince charming so if you could PLEASE do this somewhere else I think we would ALL apreciate it" so he starts including her in his videos so she can give some actual work out tips while he just flexes his muscles and tries to look sexy in the background. 99% of his followers are gay men (but he starts getting some queer girls after brienne starts showing up).

I've already talked about cersei being a right-wing grifter/complete menace online but I think that would lead her to becoming this sort of problematic gay icon because she suffers from donald trump disease (simultaneously the worst and funniest person on planet earth). her insane remarks combined with astronomical levels of slay factor turn her into a stan twitter meme (think like a karla sofía gascón or trisha paytas hybrid monster) and she amassess a huge "ironic" following composed of people trying to goad her into (another) mental break down on instagram live and lesbians who are convinced they could fix her if she would just give them a chance (they could NOT). people make thinkpieces on twitter about how you shouldn't interect with her even as a joke because she's clearly a VERY mentally ill woman who thrives on attention but it's no use she's simply too slay to be ignored by the gays.

varys is just deuxmoi.

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Book! Jaime Lannister can get it genuinely tweaking rarely do you see long haired men in fiction not written by a 13 year old on wattpad

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🤭🤭

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Daughter of Winterfell

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The smallclothes were all silk, but the gown itself was ivory samite and cloth-of-silver, and lined with silvery satin. The points of the long dagged sleeves almost touched the ground when she lowered her arms. And it was a woman's gown, not a little girl's, there was no doubt of that. The bodice was slashed in front almost to her belly, the deep vee covered over with a panel of ornate Myrish lace in dove-grey. The skirts were long and full, the waist so tight that Sansa had to hold her breath as they laced her into it. They brought her new shoes as well, slippers of soft grey doeskin that hugged her feet like lovers.

my own take on Sansa Stark's wedding dress! its been too long since ive drawn my little bird

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Yes I’m this unhinged even in my private circles a lot of you have wondered who I am off the internet unfortunately,,,,I am still me.

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the papal converse

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Snowstorm!

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The crowd grew hushed for a moment. Then a sound swelled up, a mix of cheers and curses. King's Landing had no reason to love the Lannisters, though Jaime himself had always been a favorite of the smallfolk… if only because the cleverer ones had won a deal of coin wagering on him. He wondered how the betting was going today.

This is just an excerpt from "fanfiction" written by GRRM himself for the Suvudu cage match back in 2010. But I guess we can take it as canon that Jaime actually happens to be relatively popular among the smallfolk.

And I can actually easily picture Jaime being much nicer than most lords and ladies to tavern wenches and potboys, even before he lost his hand.

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late holy father/aldo

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• The Leech Lord •

I simply adore the Boltons, and particularly Roose. They're villainous, vampiric, a bit magic(?) just perfect for me. When I was reading the Asoiaf books, I always pictured this sort of Slavic aesthetic for the Northern houses, rather than the whole grey Scottish/generic fantasy thing they've got going on in the shows , but the descriptions of the Bolton armour instantly made me think of Cuman/Turkic aesthetics, and it stuck in my mind! It just means abandoning "realism", as so much is just unknown from the periods I draw influence from. :(

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Knowledge comes with a blood price.

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I hope you like this illustration of young Cersei Lannister, as you can see I wanted to try and make a manuscript-like illustration! Let me know if you like it and if you’d like to see more of them!❤️

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Brianne of Tarth

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cersei fitss

guys, i broke a leg

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I can't access the whole article but um. The US just bombed Iran

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone