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Having Erik with me is the greatest. As a collection hoarder, whenever he starts saying something like "Oh! Look over there! What a rare sight!" I'm frantically putting on my capture net like WHERE

Erik, despite being the biologist between the two of them, is very calm when you pick up a wyvern egg, whereas Alma goes "Oh, an egg!" In a positively delighted tone. Additionally, if your Palico says the "My whiskers sure are sensitive" flavor text, Erik just kind of says "yeah they're vital to Felyne anatomy" (I think they know that, erik), but Alma practically whines that she really wants to touch them but will politely refrain. In conclusion i believe Alma has a huge weakness for cute things like Felynes and baby wyverns and I just think that's important

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Also, this guy is the top of their ladder. They're a respected hunter. They're admired. They have a strong reputation for being a loner. They're feared. And they're out here getting knocked out of the sky by their 32nd tempered mizutsune

I absolutely love the Hunter. They're tall. They're angry. They're goofy. They're a jock. They love food. They would probably eat rocks. They look at bugs and say "what would they taste like?". They're a single parent. They have a cat who blows stuff up. They ride and fight on the back of an actual dinosaur. They're a nerd. They know how to twerk. They had a spiritual awakening with a buff naked dude after getting their shit kicked by him. They looked an artificial god dead in the eye and said "nah I'd win." They can do elegant backflips and also wield and actually comically large hammer. They give 0 shits but also all of the shits at the same time. They're an attack dog. They dress either like a Twink or an actual brick wall. Their hobbies include cooking and getting all of their bones broken simultaneously. What a dude.

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I absolutely love the Hunter. They're tall. They're angry. They're goofy. They're a jock. They love food. They would probably eat rocks. They look at bugs and say "what would they taste like?". They're a single parent. They have a cat who blows stuff up. They ride and fight on the back of an actual dinosaur. They're a nerd. They know how to twerk. They had a spiritual awakening with a buff naked dude after getting their shit kicked by him. They looked an artificial god dead in the eye and said "nah I'd win." They can do elegant backflips and also wield and actually comically large hammer. They give 0 shits but also all of the shits at the same time. They're an attack dog. They dress either like a Twink or an actual brick wall. Their hobbies include cooking and getting all of their bones broken simultaneously. What a dude.

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SO TASTY!! Featuring Erik :)

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thank you Capcom for blessing us with the twink jacket

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god I hate them (affectionate)

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Thanks for the drip Gemma

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Erik:

The Hunter: I want that Twink obliterated (sexual)

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EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT ERIK

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I CAN SET ERIK TO BE MY HANDLER AND HE'LL JOIN ME FOR MEALS???

oh I'm cooked

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Weapons? Sharpened.

Potions? Stocked.

Lagiacrus? Targeted.

Tiddies? OUT

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sometimes you just gotta go a little goth as a treat

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gonna be real I almost pissed myself

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a twink for your troubles?