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one thing about me is I WILL FIND OUT. im a findoutologist, i’ve got a PHD in findoutology

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i can’t believe some of yall are married/in long term relationships…..i thought we were all yearning together

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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TV Appreciation Week 2024 Favourite dynamic ⭒ Brienne & Tormund (GAME OF THRONES)

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365 days of paceyjoey → day fifty

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showrunners whose names start with J will ruin your life and the next one too!

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think i might have to quit tv

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lol she doesnt even know that the body is a loan or that earth is the true flesh

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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

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once again i am thinking about the salamanca matriarchs...WHO were the mothers of lalo, tuco, the twins, and bloody joaquin, hector's forgotten grandson lmao. like i KNOW abuelita saw some shit in her day but i just need to understand what happened to all the mums...

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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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a chef by day, a CIA agent by night?

MARCUS BROOKS and SYDNEY ADAMU in THE BEAR (2022 — PRESENT)