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Our flatmate loves to leave her stuff lying around literally everywhere, no matter how many times we asked her to please stop

Today she left her slippers in the middle of the goddamn corridor, so our other flatmate decided to take matters into his own hands-
-and superglued them in place 😂
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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
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I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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YOU THERE
HALT !!!

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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:
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