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[lamoree-rody]

Hey guys I've gotta go piss can you watch my marketable plushie version of me while I'm gone

Thanks!

[lamoree-rody]

Bring the rat at the bistro to the weird office building’s elevator, there’s another rat there and they’re long lost lovers.

"Woah, for real??"

"You hear that little guy?? We're gonna get you back to your lover!"

[lamoree-rody]

your ear looks kinda tasty

"...Thank you?"

[lamoree-rody]

*hands you Dubai viral chocolate that is filled with pistachio soft cream with a crunchy kunaffa* Gift for you!

"Woah.. thanks!!" It looked kinda fancy for his tastes.

[lamoree-rody]

your boss looks like he used to eat worms. I am amazed people like his food that much, me included

"I don't exactly like his food either, but.. worms? That's kinda harsh."

(Surely he wouldn't..?)

[lamoree-rody]

(Manon sneaks into rody’s apartment holding a nice home made cake she made for his birthday, she went inside and placed the cake on the table and she put her hands in front of rody’s eyes)

Guess?! And happy birthday!!

Rody hadn't heard her sneak in, flinching when the hands suddenly covered his eyes as he awoke from his nap on the sofa- though his surprise was cut short upon hearing the voice, a big smile appearing on his face.

"Manon-!" followed by a laugh as he brought his hands to his face to move hers off his eyes, looking up at her. "You remembered! Thank you.. How'd you even get in here so quietly?"

He spotted the cake on the table finally, gaze quickly switching between it and Manon. "Woah- Did you make that for me??" She really was such an angel.

[lamoree-rody]

❤️‍🔥🩸💔 HAPPY VALENTINES & BIRTHDAY RODY (02.14) 💘🫀❤️‍🩹

[lamoree-rody]

Hmmm.

*Gives two movie tickets to Rody*

My date cancelled on me, you have these.

"Oh, thanks! I'm not sure what to do with the second ticket though.."

(I'd invite Manon but she won't answer my calls..)

[lamoree-rody]

YOU ARE BACKKKKK HIIIIIII DEAD PLATE ACCOUNTS RP ARE SO DEAD WHY BUT WELCOME BACKKKK

"I've been here the whole time! I'm just.. so busy.."

[lamoree-rody]

Hey Waiter! :D I love your hair, allow me to ask what's your routine? — 🚬

"Mercí! I usually just get a big handful of wax, run it through, and hope for the best!"

[lamoree-rody]

Rody Plush! ❤️

[lamoree-rody]

Hey Rody would like a hanger steak? Made by me

"Ahh, thats sweet! But it's probably a little fancy for my tastes.. and I'd feel bad giving nothing in return!"

[lamoree-rody]

🎆🐍🎉 HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025 🎉🐍🎆

We hope you're excited for this year of STUDIO INVESTIGRAVE 💞

[lamoree-rody]

"Joyeux Noël!"

(Can't believe Vince made me wear this supid costume to work)

[lamoree-rody]

Rody today is my birthday but my family forgot about it 😭

"They forgot..? Man, I'm sorry. That really sucks.."

"Uh, I don't have a gift or anything for you but.. hopefully I can cheer you up!"

"Bon anniversaire, nos vœux les plus sincères

Que ces quelques fleurs vous apportent le bonheur

Que l'année entière vous soit douce et légère

Et que l'an fini, nous soyons tous réunis

Pour chanter en chœur "bon anniversaire!"

[lamoree-rody]

What do you want to say? Mr lamoree?

"Why am I a suitcase?!"

[lamoree-rody]

Rody stood at the door to his apartment, hand still grasping the handle as he stared at the man in front of him in disbelief. This was definitely his apartment, trashed as usual.

"Intact? What's that supposed to mean.." he was immediately sidetracked from the real question here, of how there were two of them.

"Wow, I feel like I'm looking in a mirror- What the hell?"

// Hello!! Let's revive the Dead Plate ask community >:)

Rody's beer falls out of his hands, he stumbles and catches it before looking back at.. Rody. Where his own voice came from.

"... Almost you look more. Intact."