#🚬 anon

[sea-lanterns]

Arlecchino being soft though?? Like she tries to go nice and slow for her S/O but she's so pent up with being a Harbinger most of the time, her frustration goes out on her S/O being rough..

I had this thought for a while I know she's known to take care of the orphanage but is she a MILF OR A DILF because Arlecchino get's called father..

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She is a Dilf.

Anywho, Arlecchino being gentle is like trying to hammer a screw into wood. It just doesn’t work. She can try all she wants, but in the midst of fucking you gently, her poor libido gets spiked up a notch and she just can’t control her body. Thrusting into you at a pace that has you thrashing around like a rag doll in her arms 😭

She definitely tries to be gentle. If you’re a soft and sensitive person, she’ll bite her lip and steer her hips to a slower rhythm. Yet it most likely will not last long, as Arlecchino desperately wants to go faster to the point she’s lifting up half your body to sink her cock in deeper~

[hypostatic-oath]

I'm so happy you like my ask (this is long overdue).

I bet that the people of Fontaine are very happy because i have been doing nothing but hanging out with the Melusine instead of doing the archon quest(though that will eventually come to an end soon). I also bet that new laws/regulations are being proposed because the amount of wacky stuffs the Traveler and their companions is up to all the time. Imagine you just joined the Traveler's team and your first experience is watching a forest watcher beat up some of Fontaine's local legends lmao (and after your recent post, Childe is seething if he learned of this).

Can i be 🚬 anon?(unless you don't do that here)

Named anons? On my blog? Omg I feel honored - of course you can be 🚬 anon! Welcome :D

New laws being proposed because of the traveler is amazing. It has the same vibe as that gliding law in Mondstadt about taking off using anemo slimes (yes, it works, no, it is not very useful as far as I know. I don't even remember if you get an achievement), because you KNOW there's a story behind it, someone must have tried it and it must've gone very, very wrong, and the wacky circumstances that lead to the creation of new laws would be hilarious to witness.

However, on a more serious note, Wriothesley and Neuvillette would be grappling with the issue of teleportation - how do you arrest someone who can simply just... leave? It doesn't matter how secure a prison is if a bored entity can just take control of one of the prisoners and whisk them away on a whim? Worse yet, since Wriothesley is officially a Vessel, what would happen if an Overseer decided to take control of him and sign official pardons? New rules in the Fortress of Meropide have been implemented - any orders given by the Duke while he is on the team are automatically overruled unless it can be proven that he is acting of his own accord.

I can only imagine how confusing it feels for the newcomers to suddenly join the team and find themselves in the kind of situations the Traveler faces daily... and for the onlookers, of course. "Oh, I wonder who that newcomer is... such a distingushed gentleman, perhaps he's here on business?" "Guys, not to scare you or anything, but that 'distinguished gentleman' dropped a meteor on a crab." "Oh, yes, that huge crab in the-" "No. A regular crab. On the smaller side, even. He just threw a huge meteor at it - didn't even bat an eye. The crab practically disintegrated." "What the hell."

And for those that don't know their teammates - any of the knights of Favonius being placed on a team with Klee know exactly what she's capable of, but someone less familiar with her is about to be shocked. "What in Celestia's name is the Overseer thinking? This is a child, she'll get hu- oh. Oh no."

On the other hand, imagine being a nun-turned-idol, looking to the side to check who your teammates are, and there's the Raiden Shogun standing there as if it's no big deal. A little bird lands on her fingers. She watches it with a wistful expression as it flies away. You look to the other side and see the Dendro Archon chatting with that kind but often drunk bard as if they're old friends. You find yourself in what looks like a domain but soon realise, with no small amount of dread, that you're in the Abyss. At least you have two Archons beside you... Barbatos help you, the challenge has started and there are more monsters than you thought. You're doing your best to keep all your teammates alive - you wouldn't forgive yourself if you were the indirect cause for the fall of a god. So you sing your song and put the hydro circle around your team, but there's just too many enemies, coming from all sides... And then you hear a faint "ehe", and the specters are pulled into a vortex of wind. The Shogun doesn't even need to pull out her signature move, just the swirl reaction the bard has caused is enough. You see him shoot down one of the things with a single Anemo-infused arrow. It dies immediately. He's dealing damage on par with the two Archons on the team. Just what is this bard capable of? Suddenly those rumors about him being Barbatos are starting to seem a little less nonsensical. Surely, it couldn't be true, right? You have half a mind to ask him about it once the four of you exit the Abyss, but as soon as you find yourself outside and able to regain your breath he just gives you a "whoops, gotta go!" and floats away on a wind current you're pretty sure he just created.

Now that I think of it, it'd be fun to imagine how different team dynamics would work - I'll make a separate post for this, but if you've read this far and want to send in asks with your team comps... 👀

[eyesxxyou]

OMG IM LITERALLY LOSING MY ABSOLUTE GODAMN MIND

[lovelaetter]

I re-read some of ur hcs and that one thing abt fucking the angelness out of yunjin n kazuha flickered smth upon me..... thoughts are being thunk.... reader definitely corrupted angel!yunjin n angel!kazuha fo sho... pls elaborate some thoughts simi 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 i'm brain rotting abt it as we speak......

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yunjin was born corrupted-

guardian angel zuha and her lack of ability to say no to her awful, pervert human (ahem, you) who is totally obsessed with her :(

everyone having their assigned angels and some choose to stay away from earth while others live between humans, which is kazuha’s case, but the thing is, only you are allowed to know they’re your angel, so you always introduce her as your gf :( and the first time you do it she’s so embarrassed, all about stuttering while saying “i’m not… i’m not your girlfriend” later, and you just shrugs explaining it was the only thing people would believe, she’s always following you around and she goes “oh…”

easy to manipulate her, she just wants to see you happy :( does anything you tell her, wears the clothes you choose — even if she thinks they’re a bit too tight or too short —, let’s you kiss her, touch her…

the first time she didn’t even know what you’re doing, looking at you with big eyes, not getting what you mean when you ask her to show herself to you, gasping so loud when you explain, quickly to say no, she can’t, it’s not right! but all you do is pout and say “i thought you wanted to see me happy, kazuha” and she’s so torn then, because yes, she does… you take your clothes off first, saying it’s okay, for her to get more comfortable and she blushes so hard, stealing glances of your body :( tenses when you lean to touch her, groping her tits and smiling when she whines, taking her nipples between fingers and twisting, all her reactions so cute :( one thing leading to another, her gasping and moaning under you, so many new sensations, shivering, mouth on her clit while your fingers stretch her virgin hole :( her first orgasm ever, shaking so hard.

she grows used to using her body to ease you… for example, if you are angry, she will walk to you and take your hand, place it on her tits or any other part of her body, asking “don’t you want to fuck me? it always helps” :( or when you bend her over somewhere, no words needed, she’s spreading her legs and waiting for you to do whatever you want… your touch is so good and you’re always so sweet with her after.

[starfxkr]

I’m honestly imagining toxic!babydaddy!JJ, reader, and John B all on a episode of COPS. Like they get a report of a domestic dispute and arrive on scene to see a drunk JJ making a fool of himself saying he wants to see reader or his kid.

He’s throwing things and starting to get a bit violent, Readers just trying to get her daughter back to bed so she doesn’t have to see JJ being a dumbass, and John B is just trying make sure JJ will do something he regrets/making sure he doesn’t get too out of hand. The COPS camera crew is just getting all of this foolishness at like 3 in the morning.

JJ gets wrestled into some handcuffs and he’s just red faced with tear’s coming out of his eyes while he keeps saying he messed up. Once the episode airs JJ’s pissed saying he wouldn’t do something like that when they got him in 4K. Sorry if this was too long

- 🚬 anon

it's such a fuckin mess because he's getting more and more belligerent--talking about "let me see my daughter" and when you point out he's denied her every day since you found out you were pregnant he fuckin loses it throwing beer bottles and try break down your door.

once john b gets involved its somehow worse because now its "oh so you're fuckin her john b? thats what the fuck this is? she's a fuckin slut I bet the baby's fuckin yours huh?" like no shes not jj you're just an asshole.

the episode goes viral on twitter and jjs so ashamed...as he should be but hes so pitiful you gotta fight the urge to check on him

[kaionyx]

God I love the way you talk about fat tboys....JALSJDFJSL

I might be the fat tboy puppy you're cravingggg...

Just the thought of being used by you...nghhhh..

Jus' wanna be good for somebody. The sweet little puppy they need in their life...

The way you talk in your posts makes my little dick twitch. I need it so baddd...

- 🚬 anon (if it's not taken)

Heh my love for chubby subs will always trump everything else, but be careful what you wish for sweetheart. With it being exam week and having such an eager puppyboy like you at my disposal to rut my stress into between classes, your poor holes will be ruined for anyone else before we’re even halfway through with the week.

[spideyhexx]

omg him falling asleep during movies ☹️ just wanna let him sleep on my lap while i play with his hair - 🚬

cute🫶

like you can’t even stay mad at him about falling asleep because he’s so cute. Letting him shift to lay down, head in your lap, absentmindedly playing with his hair as you watch the movie, him pushing his head into your thigh or stomach as he sleeps :,)

[radqueer-stray-dog]

hi gold im very eepy

anyway when you’re done with hannibal you should listen to the magnus archives >:)

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I tried to listen to it a bit ago but I couldn't focus :(( I need something visual to pay attention, it definitely seems really cool though!

[m0rtisxfuchs]

I do use she/her, but I prefer male titles.

I love knowing I made you throb, it makes it want to come off anon already. But I desire discretion, and it’s more fun to tease you.

I would love to make you taste your own blood like that, making you taste it on my tongue while I use you.

And also don’t worry, I love chubby and hairy girls.

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Got it, sir!

NSFT

Only come off anon if you want to, but I love your teasing~

God I’d love to have a bloody make out session during sex in general, it just sounds hot af 🥴 especially if it’s period blood being shared but oop-

Who said that!?!?

Okay good lol, despite being a bit on the fem side I’m so hairy bc of my PCOS, happy trail and everything lol

[sea-lanterns]

Continuing with the other anon's baby fever with miko can you imagine all these puff balls with the same attitude of miko but the youngest of all the children (the little baby) is different. Like the little baby is very quiet and shy, not vey out-going unlike their other siblings. Also one of the smallest in the pack.

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AWWW the smallest one (aka the “runt”) just being the quietest and most well-mannered of all of Miko’s children 🥺

If you’re a more quiet person, then this little one probably takes after you more than Miko. All their siblings would get into so much mischief/end up being super rowdy and extroverted kids, while this little one was the only one to be quiet, polite, and very introverted which is not like Miko at all. It’d be even cuter if they looked more like you too rather than Miko. Just to show off more of a contrast between you and your wife’s traits <3

Miko definitely spoils them a lot. They’re so tiny!

[m1d-45]

i CNTA STOP CRYIHNT TO THE CREATOR AND DOTTORE

i just want to put him in a jar and shake him violently until hes dizzy and i can be as affectionate as i can with him.

touch starved and easily crying dottore>>>>

Dottore had never been favoured. never. not with the tsaritsa or the gods. so when he heard the phrase 'dottore is my favourite!' from your mouth he froze, are his ears failing him or has he truely gone mad? he sat at the table with his fellow harbingers, all of them scrambling to get your attention once they heard your favourite was a harbinger.

the jester offers to be yours instead, serving you as khanri'ah's previous royal mage. going as far as to plead.

the captain offers to work as your mercenary, to protect you from celestia or any other foolish mortal, but only ends up accidentally insulting you. he begs for your forgivness.

the damslette offers to sing her heart out until her throat is no more. she begs for your approval.

the knave offers you ownership to the children of the hearth, she hopes for your acceptance.

the rooster offers you his position over the fatui's army. he can only pray that he will be chosen.

the regrator offers you a bank statement's worth of papers explaining why he should have your favour instead. he begs you and offers to dry your tears with mora.

the fair lady offers you her knowledge of resurrection. she prays that you would never have to use it.

the young lord can only beg, as he has nothing left to offer other than his loyalty which once belonged to the tsaritsa.

while the doctor sat in his spot, he did not make an attempt to approach you, but most of his segments did, they observed you curiously, they wanted to experiment on you, they were untrusting of your favouritsm towards them and their orginal. they watched you from places ranging to crowds to acting like a stalker and hide behind walls to avoid being caught by your gaze. it was until one day, you summoned him at once, calling for him quickly. as all segments present within the nation of snezhnaya had come. they stare as you sat on the throne the tsaritsa had commissioned for you (which pantalone paid for) as you beckon an unspecific one to come forward. you tap your throne as you sit there, waiting for one of them to approach. the beta build approaches, (webttore) and he kneels before you, yet, you only pull his head inbetween your thighs, squeezing until his head popped out and it rested on your thighs, he seemed uncomfortable like this so you pulled him up by the arm pits and rested him onto your lap. he made no attempts to stop you, only looking surpised as you hugged him, squeezed him tight.

"my darling..what have they done to you?" (refrence to his akadeymia days)

you hugged him tightly, holding him much like a mother would. you slid your hand onto his mask and popped it off, revealing only mechanical organs and metal. you kissed his metal cheek softly, though he was a robot and unorganic, he swore to the heavens he could feel it.

"i wish i could've protected you. my crow.."

he was pushed off by the orginal, who was an old man at this point, streaks of white hair in the sea of usual mint. he climbed onto your lap instead. and soon, the rest of the segments began piling onto you, clinging onto you like their life line. they hugged you all over, not a single part of your body was left untouched.

you can only sigh softly as you cradle the ones in your lap, kissing the ones closest to your head on their cheeks, foreheads or hands. they bury you underneath eachother as the orginal pressed his head into your chest, then, a warm and wet feeling was on your clothes. he took off his mask and hugged you tightly against the sea of gloved hands that held you in their own embrace.

"why me..?"

he asked softly, gripping onto the custom tailored outfit that was presented to you by pantalone. this was the first time he ever felt at home. the first time he felt accepted. a few of his segments clenched their teeth so hard, the neon blue liquid leaked past their lips and onto wherever they clinged onto you.

sorry i lied about shutting up abt dottore.

—🚬anon

i would like to formally apologize oh cig of plenty— i never posted it bc i had nothing to add onto it-

[eyesxxyou]

Reminder that im Hobie's universe its the mid to Late 1970s, and since he is around 19-21, this dude is a BOOMER. i Can forgive him for that tho

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[lovelaetter]

Seulgi being used everytime but the reader wants to try not touching her for a day, and unexpectedly Seulgi begs for it bcs she's always being used like a toy and the foreign feeling of being not touched makes her feel a bit weird? Aka she just developed a new kink basically like pain kink 🤲🏻

The pain when the readers cock stretch her out? Replaced by the pleasure of filling her and so stuffed to the point her stomach bulged ♡ and as you said about Seulgi hating anal, her body reactions acts otherwise hehe Seulgi could be lowkey enjoying it!hahah i'm unwell bcs all of this brain rot!!! 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕

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CW: MONSTERFUCKING

her not really knowing what to do if not being used by you and feeling so awful because why aren’t you touching her? did she do something wrong? are you bored of her already? pretty pet on her knees with tears in her eyes begging for your touch and for you to tell her what she did, whatever it was she will do better, she promises it, and when you put a finger in front of her lips for her to stop the nonsense babbling and say she did nothing wrong, you just thought she would like some rest, she gets so confused, staring back at you and blinking, mouth slightly open in a “oh”… but her moment of peace doesn’t last much because you’re back to being mean and sadistic, one hand grabbing a handful of her hair and pulling and the other choking her, saying you always knew she had no other use besides being a hole for you and she moans so loud, almost smiles, feels so good to have your hands on her again :(

cries when you finally force her down your cock again, holding her body and not doing anything but keep her in place, going back to whatever you were doing before she decided to interrupt. crying on your neck because she’s so full again, clenching and creaming around you :( whispering “rub yourself for me, pet” before biting her shoulder and her fingers never work so fast on her clit. she calms down from her orgasm and you stop drinking, replacing her fingers with yours and she’s squirming and whining that it’s too soon, it hurts, and you just taunt her, repeating her exact same words in this high pitched voice and making at face before laughing, calling her stupid.

and what u said about anal is so true, she learns to love the pain and to take all of you in her ass, moving her hips and fucking herself on your cock whenever you take her there, sobbing and everything. she feels so ashamed of how her cunt drips onto the sheets and she even squirts sometimes 😕

[starfxkr]

Toxic babydaddy JJ just randomly comes back into your kids life whenever he feels like. He’ll just pop in for a week or month at most then just leave for a couple years then come back. It really fucks with your kids head because JJ is a good father when he wants to be but then he leaves and acts like a deadbeat most of the time.

One of those instances is when he promises to take your little girl out for the day but doesn’t show up. She sits on the curb outside your house for hours waiting for his truck to pull up but it never does. Once it gets dark you tell her to come back in and you know she’s trying not to cry but once she gets back to her room she starts bawling her eyes out onto her pillow. You try and contact JJ about why he didn’t show, he shoots you a half-assed text like “something came up”

You and John B take her out the next day which cheers her up but your still mad as hell about what JJ did.

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THIS IS SOOOO DEVASTATING PLEASE

like jj really is not shit he only wants to be a dad to prove a point or show off and then he just fuckin dips. and it shouldn't be surprising because back when custody was 50/50 and you went to drop her off as a toddler he would half ass and act like it was a fuckin chore at best and not meet up at the drop off at worse.

I think the next day with john b she accidentally calls him her dad because like really thats what he is...jj doesnt come by but john b is always there to pick her up from school and clean up all her scrapes, he cooks her favorite breakfast, he does her hair like thats her dad forreal....

I imagine after that she gets more and more distant from jj and he initially expects to feel some relief but he feels empty as fuck when he hears her call john b her dad.

[pinkspiraling]

Hi its me with ur occasional check in!! How are you feelin, pink? I hope your strep is going away. 🩷

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hi! i’m feeling much better and my throat no longer hurts! it’s my first day of class though so that’s a little scary. i have all week to do my assignments so i’m gonna try not to put too much stress on today. how are you??

[spideyhexx]

started giggling in my bed when i saw it. can’t lie, and no his hair isn’t my fave style BUT he’s so hot and pretty i’ll overlook it. plus idk minute i saw he was showing his chest… i kinda forgot my grievances with his hair. it’s bad for me - 🚬

yeah exactly, it makes up for it completely lmao