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Finally on my lunch break. Still haven’t found out why House was at the hospital yesterday and I’m praying for everyone’s sake that it’s better if I don’t…

At least Rachel didn’t have a fever this morning. Something’s been going around. This is why she’s starting daycare in the spring.

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Finally made it home. I ended up being at the hospital for 7 hours- SEVEN HOURS!! I fell asleep in my office twice! The first time awoken by House bursting into my office, again, to say, and I quote, “When I said that I bet you’re bigger than a horse, I meant what’s in your pants. And by in your pants I mean your legs.” And then he left again. I pray he didn’t find thoes pictures of me from college that are somehow making their rounds around the hospital.

The second time was the sitter calling to tell me that Rachel spiked a fever again. Luckily the fever’s long gone and she’s asleep now.

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GOD, House is a pain in the ass. I was just minding my business, when House bursts into my office, looks me dead in the eye, says, "You know, I bet you're bigger than a horse." And then just leaves. It is a Sunday, I am here on my day off, doing paperwork that he should have filled out months ago. Why is he here? Whatever the reason can't be good.

I will keep you all posted. Wish me luck...

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OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

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INTRO POST I GUESS

this blog is run by @goodoneguys/@wilson-is-a-slut

this blog is going to be run as if Lance Cuddy is a real person making real posts. asks are welcomed, and even encouraged!!

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based of this post I made back in october and some very well drawn art from @spro-o (x x)

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