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That blob ghost really was like “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” and went for it. Twice.

It sure did.

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Do you have a description for the missing horses? Were they more "ghostly" after their ectoplasmic experience?

No, the horses did not gain any ghostly attributes. Both are geldings, one black and one white with a brown face and a brown spot on the left side of its rear.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, May 17, and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid sixties, and the lows are in the low fifties.

A large blob ghost, similar in appearance to the inside of a lava lamp, appeared in the middle of downtown Amity Park yesterday evening and swiftly began to swallow anyone it could catch, growing with each person consumed. The Fentons arrived not long after the situation began and attempted to subdue the ghost with their ectoweapons, but were highly unsuccessful, as the ghost seemed to be absorbing each blast thrown at it.

Luckily, Danny Phantom arrived not long after, and while it took well over an hour for him to defeat the ghost, eventually he managed to trick it into eating some sort of explosive ectoplasmic construct.

The ghost exploded and all the people it had eaten, as well as two horses were released, unharmed.

Animal control is still working on capturing these horses. If anyone has any information on who they may belong to, please contact APPD

The Fentons will likely be driving today. As of yesterday evening, repairs on their RV have bee completed.

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What happened to the Fentons RV?

They crashed it into a boulder while chasing Danny Phantom.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, May 16, and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid eighties, and the lows are in the mid sixties.

Technus caused some technical difficulties that prevented us from going on air. Apologies for the inconvenience.

It is still unknown what Skulker was doing yesterday morning. He was not seen after 10:17 AM. No major attacks occurred yesterday.

A man in a Spider-Man costume was seen attacking three attempted burglars on downtown Moffet Avenue. Security cameras in the area show him running at full speed towards the burglars with his arms behind him, before kicking one in the face, breaking his nose. He then proceeded to punch the second burglar in the groin and scream “F*** yeah, that’s some motherf****ing criminal justice, b****.”

The Spider-Man impersonator was able to flee the scene before police arrived. This is not the first time a Spider-Man impersonator vigilante has been seen in Amity Park. It is unknown if these are all the same person, or if they are multiple people.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today, as their RV is undergoing repairs.

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Is it possible that skulker is on a wild (ghost) goose chase?

Well, the goose was caught last night, but he may possibly be looking for something similar.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, May 15, and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low sixties.

Skulker has been spotted all across Amity Park this morning. He appears to be searching for something. Strangely enough though, it doesn’t appear that what he’s searching for is Danny Phantom, his usual target. Phantom seems to have approached Skulker at 8:53 this morning, but was ignored.

The damage on Main Street and Orchard Avenue has been repaired. These roads are now entirely open.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today, as their RV is undergoing repairs.

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Is it safe to feed bread to ghost geese? Or are frozen peas recommended, like they are for regular ones?

I wouldn’t feed it anything. With something that big, I think it’s safe to use bear rules.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, May 14, and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid seventies, and the lows are in the mid fifties.

No large attacks were observed yesterday, but a cow sized ghostly goose with goslings has been spotted around town. We recommend that pets be kept inside, as the goose seems prone to attacking any animals it deems a threat.

52 year old Jameson Stephens is facing felony robbery and armed crime charges after allegedly robbing the Exxon Mobil on 32nd street last night.

According to the cashier, Stephens was denied cigarettes upon failing to provide identification. Following this, Stephens left the store, then came back with a handgun. Stephens then stole five packs of cigarettes and a bag of chips. These security footage corroborates these statements.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today, as their RV is undergoing repairs.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Thank you for that

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A ghost dog destroyed my kitchen!! I got video proof, should I send it to the Fentons or the Amity Park PD? Does Danny Phantom even have an email?

I did post the video to YouTube at least:

https://tinyurl.com/4zd3tw5m

You can’t trick me that easily.

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You know, compared to Skulker or that vampire looking ghost, I’d rather take Boxy. He’s predictable, love that for him, and doesn’t do much harm.

Honestly it just seems like he needs a friend and some boxes and he’ll be happy.

Wonder if he’d be a good postman… he’d probably make sure the boxes didn’t get damaged

He would absolutely not be a good postman. He would simply steal all the packages. I do prefer him over many other ghosts though. He doesn’t cause much harm.

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how long do you anticipate the Fenton RV repairs to take?

It depends on whether or not they’re thinking to “improve” it on top of the repairs.

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Hey Lance, between the pirate and the cowboy, who was more fashionable in last night's fight?

The pirate looked like he had found his clothing in a dumpster.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, May 13, and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the low fifties.

A fight between a cowboy and pirate ghost broke out at the edge of town near 219 West Sunset St. last night. A fair amount of damage was done to the surrounding area, but no roads or structures were damaged. The whole fight was observed and recorded by the owner of the property the fight took place near.

Both ghosts were injured in the fight, but ended the fight on friendly terms with each other. They left peacefully with no ghost hunter intervention.

Shots were fired at 5:19 AM this morning near Campbell High school. Police are currently investigating the situation. Campbell High School, McKinley Middle school, McGregor Elementary School, and Fisher Elementary School have cancelled class today due to their proximity to the shots.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today, as their RV is undergoing repairs.

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Lance, have you met Mr. Lancer? Do you two get along well?

Also sorry about Missouri, I wish I could say I was surprised that it sucked but… yeah it’s Missouri

I’ve met him briefly. He seemed like a decent man.

And not all of Missouri was so horrible. Just a good 70% of the places I stopped at on my journey back to Illinois.

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Lance, so glad to have you back! Sorry that Missouri was awful to you. Hopefully no more portal incidents in the future!

(Also rip that breaded fish sandwich, no one I knew liked it, but it will not be forgotten)

I’m hopeful, but not confident. It’s like those portals are magnetized to me, I swear.