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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, April 25, and there’s a 0% chance of rain and thunderstorms. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the low thirties.

There have still been no attacks since Sunday, and with the exception of Danny Phantom and myself, no ghosts have been sighted since Tuesday.

A goat somehow entered the playground of East Amity Elementary yesterday and chased several children. Thankfully nobody was seriously injured. Children evacuated the playground area while animal control was contacted to remove the goat.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, April 24, and there’s a 0% chance of rain and thunderstorms. Highs are in the high forties, and the lows are in the mid thirties.

It has been strangely quiet with very few ghost sightings and no attacks since Sunday. Remain cautious.

Ghost shields are being installed around Casper High. Due to the amount of power needed to maintain these shields, they will not remain powered throughout school days. Instead, they will be used in the case of a large scale invasion, or to trap invading ghosts inside the school after children have evacuated.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, April 23, and there’s a 50% chance of rain and thunderstorms. Highs are in the low sixties, and the lows are in the mid forties.

No ghost attacks have occurred since Sunday, but the Wisconsin Ghost was sighted earlier this morning for the first time since Jack Fenton’s kidnapping. Be extremely cautious.

Mr. Pebbles, a grey un-neutered tomcat with green eyes and a clipped right ear, has gone missing. If you find him, please contact his owner, Maggie Stevens, at 655-2398.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Does the cake taste good at least?

Not really.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, April 22, and there’s a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the high thirties.

A giant cake was dropped onto Fentonworks yesterday by a “mad baker” ghost. The ghost didn’t do anything malicious after this, just twirled his moustache, laughed maniacally, and disappeared.

Johnny 13 and Kitty, the biker ghosts, were seen trying to convince a police officer to try illicit substances on Sunday. The officer tried to confiscate the substances, but was phased through the ground before he could. The ghosts then talked to the officer about quitting his job and becoming a cheese farmer until Danny Phantom arrived and freed the officer.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, April 20, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the high thirties.

Technus attempted to attack Fentonworks yesterday during their sale, but crashed into the invisible ghost theft protection shield and was quickly captured by the Fentons.

Everything from the Fentonworks sale which has not already been purchased is being sold today for 50% off.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, April 19, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the mid forties.

Hundreds of low level ghosts were observed swarming last night all across Amity Park. None of them caused any problems other than the disturbance caused by their glow. The Fentons were seen catching them like fish until the swarm passed, but they say that Danny Phantom broke into their home to free the ghosts.

The Fentons are having a ghost hunting gear sale today at Fentonworks. All merchandise will be sold on their lawn as a garage sale. Theft protection has been implemented. Everything is 40% off.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, April 18, and there’s a 70% chance of rain. Highs are in the high fifties, and the lows are in the mid forties.

No notable ghost sightings have been observed since Skulker and Technus yesterday morning, but stay careful. Luckily, Skulker and Technus caused no damage

Last night, 534 S Pearl St. burned down. The building was extremely damaged by the time firefighters arrived and will likely be demolished. Nobody was injured in the fire and the cause has not yet been determined.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Do you think the flower is tasty? Is it purple? You think the Fentons going to research it?

-Flower ghost

I do not recommend anyone try eating it and I don’t think the Fentons plan on studying it. Several botany students and two professors at Carrie College however, have been taking samples from the plant.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, April 17, and there’s a 40% chance of rain. Highs are in the low seventies, and the lows are in the mid fifties.

Technus and Skulker have been seen together in various places across Amity Park recently. Please be cautious.

A giant flower has grown in Landreth park. The species is unidentified, but it is likely that it is not an extant species, considering the amount of natural portals which open from different time periods in Amity Park.

The Fentons will not likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, April 16, and there’s a 50% chance of rain. Highs are in the high seventies, and the lows are in the low fifties.

A human sized ghost mantis shrimp has been spotted around the northeast side of Amity Park recently. Be extremely cautious while you are outdoors in the area.

The Mansons have kindly donated a generous sum to Carrie College in order to help in replacing specimens damaged in the recent ghost attack, and to fix any other damage done to the school.

The Fentons will not likely be driving today.

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Outside of the whole "special ;)" thing, where the cookies any good?

Honestly no.

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I don’t think they are aware of the effects that the drug has on humans. And I believe that they see the effect it has on ghosts as desirable, considering that the note said that they were “special,” with a smiley winking face next to the word

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, April 14, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the high fifties.

I apologize for the lack of a report yesterday or the day before. I unknowingly ingested a long lasting ectoplasm based drug.

Johnny 13 and Kitty have been giving gift baskets to their favourite people. Do not eat the cookies in the gift basket if you get them.

Seventh street has been fixed and is fully open again.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, April 15, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low seventies, and the lows are in the high forties

The size shifting ghost dog was seen yesterday in Carrie College’s biology department. It destroyed several wet and dry animal specimens, and broke bones in five skeletons before being captured by Danny Phantom.

Almost every television channel has been playing Betty Boop and the Little King on loop for the past 14 hours in Amity Park and the surrounding area. It is very likely that this is Technus’s doing, as he was viewed yesterday morning whistling a tune from the cartoon while shopping for groceries at Walmart.

The Fentons will not likely be driving today.

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Wait what the hell happens if I eat the cookies???

If you are human, you will get very ill and need to get your stomach pumped, then see the Fentons for ectocontamination treatment.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, April 14, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the high fifties.

I apologize for the lack of a report yesterday or the day before. I unknowingly ingested a long lasting ectoplasm based drug.

Johnny 13 and Kitty have been giving gift baskets to their favourite people. Do not eat the cookies in the gift basket if you get them.

Seventh street has been fixed and is fully open again.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, April 11, and there’s a 90% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid fifties, and the lows are in the high forties.

Technus attacked amity park yesterday by possessing every electronic device with any sort of connection to others of its kind. Televisions, telephones, computers, and many other household items were rendered unusable during this. Luckily, he was defeated by Danny Phantom while inside a video game by the name of Doomed. Players of this game claim that they saw Phantom, with the help of two other players, using cheats to defeat Technus, who apparently “sucks at gaming.”

Uncooked macaroni fell from the sky yesterday over the playground of East Amity Elementary. As always, it is unknown how or why, but ghosts may be involved. Recess was cancelled once the macaroni began falling in order to protect the children from consuming the possibility ectocontaminated pasta.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.