#05/13/08

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, May 13, and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the low fifties.

A fight between a cowboy and pirate ghost broke out at the edge of town near 219 West Sunset St. last night. A fair amount of damage was done to the surrounding area, but no roads or structures were damaged. The whole fight was observed and recorded by the owner of the property the fight took place near.

Both ghosts were injured in the fight, but ended the fight on friendly terms with each other. They left peacefully with no ghost hunter intervention.

Shots were fired at 5:19 AM this morning near Campbell High school. Police are currently investigating the situation. Campbell High School, McKinley Middle school, McGregor Elementary School, and Fisher Elementary School have cancelled class today due to their proximity to the shots.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today, as their RV is undergoing repairs.

[the-daily-felt]

Draw each member of The Felt but in the shape of their respective numbers

Day 154

(they look so fucking stupid)

[lugartl]

NEW FELT AND PROBLEM SLEUTH ARTTT!!!! YAYY

Also, some close ups!!!!1!!

featuring some headcanon designs aswell as Demimonde Semigoddess and FAD's unimportant to plot love child. i literally had to look up a ref cause i couldnt remember what he looked like :sob:

[mpelskuyyy]

EVA Moms 5 𖨆 𐀪 𖠋 𐀪 𐀪

I'm dividing the EVAs by the series and the rebuilds!! It's more of a senior-junior dynamic because the Rebuilds only existed since what, 2010s?? But yeah I see them as senpais and kouhais from different generations of Evangelion!!

Okay so here EVA-05 is a gentle giant mom, like WOW look at how massive that thing is and then two seconds later that giant thing approach you while offering some Oreos. That while EVA-08 is basically a comedian mom so yeah expect screams and laughter whenever you're with them. Also both 05 and 08 cares for Mari so DUAL EVA PARENTING YEAHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Then we have Mark.06 as the cool mom. Like, you know, the one who's a fashion savvy and randomly shows up at school to pick you up to the mall. And then there's Mark.09, the hardworking mom with double personalities (I'm gonna explore this more later). And last we have EVA-13 as a "The-Bio-Mom-Won't-Let-Me-Touch-Our-Son" stepmom of Shinji because 01 would be pissed to find them hanging out with him

[breakthroughtheice]

some great warped 05 pics. obsessed with the last one

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

manifesting Missing Link to release May 8th ✨🌟🙏🌟✨

idk I’m getting vibes from this day specifically so I’m willing it into the universe

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

Homestuck Reread: The Intermission (p. 1154-1357)

Read the previous post here.

Apologies for the late post. Work has genuinely been kicking my ass. But now it's time to read the Midnight Crew Intermission. You either really love or really hate this section of the story. I've always been a fan, so I'm looking forward to going through it.

The Intermission is more in-line with the spirit of Problem Sleuth than the rest of Homestuck. Hussie is returning to the old adventure game format and jokes, like this one where interacting with one item transforms it into a completely different item.

Despite being a bloodthirsty mobster, Slick is quite prone to acts of silliness when dictated by the reader commands.

I like how the digital clock on Slick's own computer counts as one of the clocks in the Felt's mansion.

I love the Felt. They're like a lineup of Dick Tracy goons. I also appreciate how this page gives subtle hints about what each of their powers are.

There are a number of times where a command to switch the POV to one character instead goes to a different character. I'm not sure if there's any logic here, or if Hussie is just being needlessly confusing in an already very elaborate part of the comic. My gut says the latter.

Doze without a doubt has the worst power out of all the Felt. It's only useful in this specific use case where he's resistant to interrogation, but that wouldn't even be needed if he wasn't getting captured all the time.

You know, "WARdrobe" was right there. I know Slick's inventory is already called the "War Chest", but is there even a pun there? Why not call it a "Battle Chest" like Battle Chess? They're living chess pieces. Come on.

Super speed is such a high tier power, yet Itchy is felled with no effort. It's kinda funny how most of the Felt have these incredible powers and could easily trounce the MC if not for the fact that they seem to collectively share one brain cell.

It makes me wonder if the MC and Felt's rivalry had only consisted of harmless cartoon antics up to this point. And it's only after the Felt "knocked over" one of Slick's favorite casinos that MC decided to escalate to murder. I'd compare it to how the '60s Batman TV show was campy slapstick, but modern Batman media has since transitioned to being much grittier and more violent.

I need a version of this comic page with Clover being shocked about Slick killing his friends.

Unlike the previous carapacians we've seen (WV, PM, AR), Slick has five fingers instead of four. I think he, Droog, and the Queens are the only ones with five fingers.

Meanwhile Deuce only has three chunky fingers. I'm not sure what the deal with that is.

A lot of people like to infantilize Deuce in the same way they do to WV. Here's a reminder that he reads erotic magazines just like the other Crew members.

See what I mean? He is a grown ass man, people.

Trace is my favorite Felt member. I like his goofy underbite and the way his coat collar makes it look like he has a shark fin on his head. His power of seeing and interacting with people in the past is also pretty cool, even if it gives him away as soon as he starts messing with them.

It's a nice detail including Deuce in the panel since Droog had alerted him to where Trace will be at this point in the future.

I love this panel. I believe Hussie just grabbed that image of the cane without realizing what it was until this point.

It's telling that the only timeline where Slick is dead is one where he died before he was able to rebuild society.

This might be a contender for the horniest page in all of Homestuck.

Biscuits has no special powers or anything, he just wants to be included. I love that.

Fin, despite having the power to see what others do in the future, was unable to react to Droog smacking him with the cue stick and getting pumped with bullets. Again, these guys are all morons.

Remember when this was the only clue we had about Lord English's appearance and everyone thought he was going to be some tall, rail-thin Tumblr Sexyman? Good times.

I'm a fan of this detached method of writing how the characters talk to each other. There's a lot of personality being conveyed in what they're saying even though none of it is being presented as dialogue. Unironically it feels more natural to read than the standard dialogue box format.

Snowman can do whatever the hell she wants and all anyone else can do is just watch. The benefits of having your lifespan inextricably linked to that of the universe.

Also, I don't think it needs to be said, but "Three in the Morning" is a god tier track.

Nearly every mention of Sawbuck comes with a jab about his weight. Don't come at me with asks saying that it's just Slick being an asshole. We all know whose "voice" this really is. (Hint: It's the guy with all the fat jokes on his Formspring).

I wonder how many people remember that Slick is a canon zoophile.

Slick's "rapier wit" strikes again!

A strong contender for most gruesome death in all of Homestuck.

So does this mean that it's set to go off a few seconds after the point Biscuits would exit the oven? If the oven behaves normally and Biscuits is just sitting in there until the timer goes off, that must be the case. The wording is very awkward though.

Cans's ability to punch people into the future might make him the most powerful of all the Felt. No wonder the MC was hoping he wouldn't show up.

I like that the detail about the shopping trip is included.

It's noteworthy that this early look at Karkat's room doesn't look anything at all like how it appears when he's properly introduced. Also, this is the sole appearance of Crabsprite, which stings a bit since we don't ever get a proper glimpse of what Karkat's relationship with his lusus is like.

This was a fun little diversion. Not a lot to talk about here other than how much I enjoyed a lot of these gags. I kind of wish that Hussie expanded upon this and made a whole adventure with these guys detached from Homestuck. It would've made for a nice follow-up to Problem Sleuth, something more true to that story's tone and humor.

But that would never come to pass, unfortunately. Now it's back to business as usual. Act 4 awaits.

Read the next post here.

[majaaaaaaaaaa-with-10-as]

the felt are all lesbians btw

[bubblegumhearts]

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[upper-admin-scp]

From: Doctor P. May

To: Overwatch Command

Subject: SCP-191 Request

SCP-191 has begun an expected growth spurt. Increase of nutrition intake has been approved by medical staff and a hormone therapy scheduled is being decided on at this time in conjunction with ███████ team to take into account [DATA EXPUNGED].

As SCP-191 continues to grow its cybernetic components become too small for her. It has already expressed difficulty walking due to uneven leg height. The Ethics Committee has pre-approved modifications to SCP-191's cybernetic components to allow for ease of mobility, with the Council having final say on what is and is not to be removed, modified, or replace.

I and SCP-191 await your decision.

Regards, Dr. May

Head of SCP-191 Containment

Secure Contain Protect

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[the-daily-felt]

can we get all the other felt members in pajamas i love that stuff

Day 127

og post

(all of them, transparent png)

(no doc scratch because uuuhhh)

[testieltsonline]

[Latest] Cambridge IELTS Series 01 - 19 with Answers (PDF & Audio CD)

Cambridge IELTS 1 – 19 is the best source of IELTS test questions for you to familiarize yourself with the IELTS test structure and practice IELTS techniques before you take the exam! However, do you really know how to take advantage of these 18 books? Here are some methods for you to fully make use of the book and get a high score on the exam: 1. LISTENING One of the biggest difficulties when…

[breakthroughtheice]

my lovers

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[soushisousatsu]

[TAG TEST 2]

[mayonakako]

tag dump 01.

navigation.

( 01 | ic. ) ✧ your affection !

( 02 | ooc. ) ✧ backside of the tv !

( 03 | mobile. ) ✧ answering machine !

( 04 | inbox. ) ✧ text messages !

( 05 | prompts. ) ✧ club activities !

( 06 | dash commentary. ) ✧ overheard conversations !

( 07 | dash games. ) ✧ mobile games !

( 08 | gallery. ) ✧ photo album !

( 09 | headcanon. ) ✧ the roses that grew out from the concrete jungle !

( 10 | character study. ) ✧ turning misery into meaningfulness !

( 11 | queue. ) ✧ exploring the tv world !

( 12 | audio. ) ✧ mp3 player !

( 13 | reference. ) ✧ tv guide !

( 14 | promo. ) ✧ poem of everyone's soul !

( 15 | self promo. ) ✧ time to make history !

( 16 | crack. ) ✧ every day's great at your junes !