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Woah mama how does that smell?

Joined a Lancer RPG campaign.

No idea what's goin on but my rustbucket will see me through no doubt.

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Woah mama, apologies for the silence. Was not in a safe place. Or a good one.

Am presently in hiding, making my way over to the Rim. Will be just browsing the net for a while. Putting that casino out of my head... Humina Humina...

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Woah mama HORUS is what you get when the internet has existed for so long that Tumblr, Stack Overflow and all hobby Subreddits turn into a conglomerate and overthrow the government.

What the fuck is going on with HORUS? Why is that mech a bunch of drones. why is that mech a nanomachine swarm. help

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Woah mama united we stand.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY ELVIS ACCOUNTS ON HERE😭😭😭

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Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

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Woah mama turns out the fox don't say nothing it just screm humina humina-

Also, I thought I was the memetic kill agent here?

OOC: the art at 11 secs is by @tiredarts-main

MAIL HIM CHEESE, NOW!

Anyways this took 2 hours, enjoy my finest shitpost ever

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<How did you get out of the casino?*

Woah mama I don't know exactly. It felt like an eternity in there, and then the doors just opened one day.

I know I should be thankful, since it did save my life technically.

But that place felt wayyy wrong. Like I was trapped in someone else's nightmare. One moment I'd ave scene of another life race through my head. The next, I'd be able to see the that everyone in the audience were just cardboard stands.

And the music.

Could these be memories? I do not know for sure... Humina humina...

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Woah mama happy pride to y'all. Am finally back in real space!

...

What did I miss-

A happy pride month to every one this year! Love is a wild thing, be it romantic or platonic, and is a big part of us. It’s been one strange strange life I’ve led so far but I’m happy I can be here and say this with you all’s

Happy Pride month everyone, love you all.

- Ashlyn

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Woah mama I should really post more but my head demons are hard to interpret these days-

OOC: kinda also want to get into Lancer RP posting, but I'm not sure how. you're really good at this so 8 want to ask two questions:

how do you keep track of all the interlocking story arcs going on at once? do some of you know each other IRL or what?

is it cringe to bring in a homebrew license? because I came up with a weird striker/support I call the HORUS Unicorn and kinda want to bring it in, but that might be *too* weird.

OOC:

I keep track of storylines by having the characters rotating in my brain constantly.

On a more serious note many of the people in the community have become really good online friends of mine and we talk on discord quite a lot and plan some of our stuff there. But those I don't know on discord I speak to over Tumblr dms. Speaking OOC about intent in a storyline can really help things flow! If you're scared to dm someone just send an ask first but I've found that the vast majority of people here are chill. My DMs are always open as long as people are nicies to me! Lol

On the topic of homebrew, pretty much everyone i know is ok with it. As long as you're open to friendly balancing critique if you try to actively use it mechanically most people will be down to roll with it.

My friend @corsair-news-alliance has an absolute PEAK homebrew LCP, as do a couple of my other friends in the community. I am very big on encouraging that type of creativity!!!

But yeah all in all just hop in!! We don't bite!!! I have a couple of relatively big? blogs in SINGED and Rosie so I can answer questions and stuff but like. I got my start by just jumping in and shitposting with Rosie!! It's very fun!!!

Also DJJDJDJDJFIF thank you for the compliment I try djfkfkfjf

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Woah mama, attention be upon ye-

I’ll be taking requests for token kitbashes for the next while because I’ve run out of ideas, so hit me with it

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Woah mama don't let them wire ports into your nerve endings, worst mistake of my life.

[Fuckbadperiodcramps.memetic.omf]

[Force executing]

Oh I don't have anything plugged into my brain that would make this one work, that stuff seems kind of weird to do.

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Woah mama should I ever talk about my Vestan OCs on here or nah? I keep seeing Vestan based posts and it's very tempting to oc dump.

// VSAF C-60 Kerebos //

[ STATS ] H: 1 | A: 1 | S: 1 | E: 1 STRUCT: 1/1 | ARMOR: 1 | HP: 15/15 STRESS: 1/1 | HEATCAP: 0/8 | SPD: 4 SAVE: 10 | EVADE: 8 | EDEF: 8 SENS: 8 | SIZE: 1 | ACT: 1

[ FEATURES ] HUNKER DOWN: 1/Round, Reaction Trigger: An attack hits the Kerebos, but damage hasn’t been rolled yet. Effect: Gain Resistance to all damage from the attack. RANK DISCIPLINE: The Kerebos gains +1 Accuracy on all attacks, checks, and saves while adjacent to at least one allied character with the Mech tag.

[ WEAPONS ] HEAVY ASSAULT RIFLE: Main Rifle Reliable 2 Range 10 | 6 Kinetic | Attack Bonus: +1 COMBAT KNIFE: Auxiliary Melee Threat 1 | 4 Kinetic | Attack Bonus: +1

Heard people were posting builds on here. Here's the thing I drive I guess.

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Woah mama should I ever talk about my Vestan OCs on here or nah? I keep seeing Vestan based posts and it's very tempting to oc dump.

// VSAF C-60 Kerebos //

[ STATS ] H: 1 | A: 1 | S: 1 | E: 1 STRUCT: 1/1 | ARMOR: 1 | HP: 15/15 STRESS: 1/1 | HEATCAP: 0/8 | SPD: 4 SAVE: 10 | EVADE: 8 | EDEF: 8 SENS: 8 | SIZE: 1 | ACT: 1

[ FEATURES ] HUNKER DOWN: 1/Round, Reaction Trigger: An attack hits the Kerebos, but damage hasn’t been rolled yet. Effect: Gain Resistance to all damage from the attack. RANK DISCIPLINE: The Kerebos gains +1 Accuracy on all attacks, checks, and saves while adjacent to at least one allied character with the Mech tag.

[ WEAPONS ] HEAVY ASSAULT RIFLE: Main Rifle Reliable 2 Range 10 | 6 Kinetic | Attack Bonus: +1 COMBAT KNIFE: Auxiliary Melee Threat 1 | 4 Kinetic | Attack Bonus: +1

Heard people were posting builds on here. Here's the thing I drive I guess.

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Woah mama Tokugawa ass accessories.

fuckkk yes home depot please sell me big red button I want big red button so bad

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Woah mama nobody is talking about the most fuckable mech smh. Where are my Lancaster lovers at?

General Massive Systems

IPS-Northstar

Smith-Shimano Corpro

HORUS

Harrison Armory

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Woah mama my Viceroy actually took 3 stress in two turns thanks to 2 Overcharges at d6 and d6+4, somehow managing to get 6 and 4 heat from Overkill with Supermassive and having a total heatcap of 6. Fun times. Oh, I was also on 2 structure and 3hp the whole time.

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Woah mama exactly why weren't you able to before?

Do you wear perfume?

Yep! Never used to be able to!

Wearing a rosy one now :3