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but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

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That just happens man. We don't get to question it

WHY. AM I STILL. GETTING FOLLOWERS.

GUYS.

THE TOURNAMENT IS OVER.

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AND WITH THAT WE HAVE FOUND THE LANCER OF ALL TIME

GIVE IT UP FOR

INIGO MONTOYA

Riza hawkeye takes a close second

Red from osp takes home bronze

Congrats, thank you, you're welcome, and goodnight

IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE

LAMERS AND GAMERS, MOOKS AND SPOOKS, FRUITS AND CUTES, ONE AND ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH, WHEREIN WE WILL FIND THE LANCER OF ALL TIME

It's been a long fought battle, but out of the nearly 100 contestants only two remain. And only one can win. So. Let's see our finalists

In this corner, we have the eagle eyed sharpshooter, the wonderous war veteran, the lady who keeps the flame alchemist safe on rainy days.

LIEUTENANT RIZA HAWKEYE

And in this corner we have the plucky sword master, the parental avenger, the sword swinging side man

INIGO MONTOYA

IT'S A LEGENDARY MATCH UP, BUT ONLY ONE CAN TAKE THE CROWN SO IT'S

TIME

TO

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JUST ONE DAY LEFT

IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE

LAMERS AND GAMERS, MOOKS AND SPOOKS, FRUITS AND CUTES, ONE AND ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH, WHEREIN WE WILL FIND THE LANCER OF ALL TIME

It's been a long fought battle, but out of the nearly 100 contestants only two remain. And only one can win. So. Let's see our finalists

In this corner, we have the eagle eyed sharpshooter, the wonderous war veteran, the lady who keeps the flame alchemist safe on rainy days.

LIEUTENANT RIZA HAWKEYE

And in this corner we have the plucky sword master, the parental avenger, the sword swinging side man

INIGO MONTOYA

IT'S A LEGENDARY MATCH UP, BUT ONLY ONE CAN TAKE THE CROWN SO IT'S

TIME

TO

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I ALMOST FORGOT TO DO A THIRD PLACE MATCH

So here it is

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3 DAYS LEFT

IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE

LAMERS AND GAMERS, MOOKS AND SPOOKS, FRUITS AND CUTES, ONE AND ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH, WHEREIN WE WILL FIND THE LANCER OF ALL TIME

It's been a long fought battle, but out of the nearly 100 contestants only two remain. And only one can win. So. Let's see our finalists

In this corner, we have the eagle eyed sharpshooter, the wonderous war veteran, the lady who keeps the flame alchemist safe on rainy days.

LIEUTENANT RIZA HAWKEYE

And in this corner we have the plucky sword master, the parental avenger, the sword swinging side man

INIGO MONTOYA

IT'S A LEGENDARY MATCH UP, BUT ONLY ONE CAN TAKE THE CROWN SO IT'S

TIME

TO

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CONTINUING FROM THE LAST POLL

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Side match

You know when someone says they were beat by the overall winner and so are basically second despite being beat by the overall winner in like round 2

LETS PUT THAT TO THE TEST

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IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE

LAMERS AND GAMERS, MOOKS AND SPOOKS, FRUITS AND CUTES, ONE AND ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH, WHEREIN WE WILL FIND THE LANCER OF ALL TIME

It's been a long fought battle, but out of the nearly 100 contestants only two remain. And only one can win. So. Let's see our finalists

In this corner, we have the eagle eyed sharpshooter, the wonderous war veteran, the lady who keeps the flame alchemist safe on rainy days.

LIEUTENANT RIZA HAWKEYE

And in this corner we have the plucky sword master, the parental avenger, the sword swinging side man

INIGO MONTOYA

IT'S A LEGENDARY MATCH UP, BUT ONLY ONE CAN TAKE THE CROWN SO IT'S

TIME

TO

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THE MATCH UP WE ALL WANTED TO SEE

We all wanted this to be our semi final but this'll have to do. Creator or creation, WHO IS THE BETTER LANCER

Red on the left, who is the Lancer of her own show

Or falst on the right, who is the Lancer of reds comic, @comicaurora

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On the Red vs. Falst thing- you could always do a special round ;D lol

Thank you for providing a convenient segway to address my final week plans.

Everyday I'll reblog the final, but I'll also post a little side match, one of which, without saying too much, will be indirectly falst vs red (it'll have other characters) as well as one that is specifically red and falst, as well as many more. So even if your blorbo is out there's still plenty to enjoy

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IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE

LAMERS AND GAMERS, MOOKS AND SPOOKS, FRUITS AND CUTES, ONE AND ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH, WHEREIN WE WILL FIND THE LANCER OF ALL TIME

It's been a long fought battle, but out of the nearly 100 contestants only two remain. And only one can win. So. Let's see our finalists

In this corner, we have the eagle eyed sharpshooter, the wonderous war veteran, the lady who keeps the flame alchemist safe on rainy days.

LIEUTENANT RIZA HAWKEYE

And in this corner we have the plucky sword master, the parental avenger, the sword swinging side man

INIGO MONTOYA

IT'S A LEGENDARY MATCH UP, BUT ONLY ONE CAN TAKE THE CROWN SO IT'S

TIME

TO

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SEMI FINALS MATCH B

ON THE LEFT IS THE TIME TOURIST, DONNA NOBLE FROM DOCTOR WHO

ON RIGHT WE HAVE THE PARENTCIDE PUNISHER, INIGO MONTOYA FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE

WILL DONNA BECOME A FINALIST OR WILL INIGO CLAIM ANOTHER VICTORY

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SEMI FINALS MATCH A

IN THE LEFT WE HAVE THE MYTH MASTER, RED FROM OSP

IN THE RIGHT WE HAVE THE SHARPSHOOTER, RIZA HAWKEYE FROM FULL METAL ALCHEMIST

CAN RED AVENGE HER BOY, FALST, OR WILL RIZA TAKE A SPOT IN THE FINAL

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Y'know I really thought I could keep pushing back the red falst @comicaurora off and now I am paying. Could have been this round but I just had to say it would be more hype as a semi final. I tried too hard with the bit and am being punished

Or as red would say "MY HHUUUUBBRIIS!!!"

QUARTER FINALS MATCH A

ON THE LEFT IS FALST FROM COMIC AURORA

ON THE RIGHT IS RIZA HAWKEYE FROM FULL METAL FAMILY

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QUARTER FINALS MATCH D

ON THE LEFT IS RED FROM OSP

ON THE RIGHT IS GLADION FROM POKEMON

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QUARTER FINALS MATCH C

ON THE LEFT IS BEAUREGARD LIONETT FROM CRITICAL ROLE

ON THE RIGHT IS DONNA NOBLE FROM DOCTOR WHO