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hiiii sorry ive been inactive here forever, i havent been hyperfixated on omgcp for like a year and a half (#adhdthings) so ive mostly been using my main + a sideblog for a different hyfpx lol. when the madison comic comes out i might revive it ^___^ but hope ur all doing well!

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i know in my heart of hearts that shitty has put baja blast in his bong

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thinking about check please….. i can’t believe that’s something we just get to have, bro. it is out there in the world. we can experience it whenever we want. wow.

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it’s may 5th, bitches.

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something about this tweet can be so personal

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nursey: literally nothing bothers me ever

also nursey: dex!!! dex!! poindexter!!!! oh my god dex!!!!!!!

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i’m seeing a bunch of derek nurse on my dash so here are some more

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ngozi... sweety... why?

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:)

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stupid for you - waterparks

their expressions do NOT match the vibe of the song but that’s just how it goes sometimes, right?

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whiskey has The lesbian haircut and ford will not let him forget it

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it's missing check, please! hours :(

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in this panel, we can see dex in a red backwards cap and nursey in a green cap, but wearing it forwards. green and red and complimentary colors and both are wearing their hats in a different way, thus nursey and dex are being symbolically represented as complimentary opposites. in this essay i will-

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not to be controversial, but ford isn’t an actor. she’s obviously a techie. “she knows all the words to defying gravity” yeah but not by CHOICE. before stage managing, she was a techie. she loves gaff tape more than she loves like, anything else. she knows how to lift stuff twice her size. she always has a spare crescent wrench in her pocket that she got (stole, by accident) from the cats. she has no clue what a tenor is, but she does know what a cyc light is. she has strong opinions on what the best power tools are and is deathly afraid of the table saw. she has one of those little gel sample books and has a scrap of a gel taped over her phone flashlight at all times. she owns so much all-black clothing. she coils all her chargers.

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this may be a hot take but as much as i love “bitty teaches dex to bake 🥰” headcanons, i don’t really feel like that’s exactly how it works out.

i feel like bitty, while being good at baking, is not as talented when it comes to cooking actual meals. like he’s better than the average person but he’s much better at baking. that’s where his talents lie.

he tries to pass this knowledge onto dex who, just......doesn’t get it. like he’s fine at baking, passable and definitely better than any other members of the smh, but it’s just not his preferred method of making food.

so when bitty leaves, instead of just baking, dex starts cooking more. we’re talking different comfort food dishes for the team when they’re upset, old family recipes, the whole shebang. his food is mouth watering and anyone who’s had it will tell you so.

yeah, he still bakes the standard recipes that bitty made (he left some photocopies of the recipes behind), but he kind of does his own thing. he’s discovered his way of showing he cares through food: home cooked meals that don’t always break the diet plan.

and yeah, he’s not bitty, but he doesn’t have to be.

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This was a good use of my day ⭐️💛⭐️

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tango plays minecraft bc there’s no wrong way to play and ends up becoming an entire redstone engineer

tango completely understands how to use redstone and is confused as to why nobody else has an automatic farm or an automatic chest sorter