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Whenever I feel a bit shitty or a bit down in the dumps, I check the current temperature in Antarctica. Usually perks me right up! Because like. No matter how bad my day is going, at least I’m not dealing with

You know

That

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shapeshifting attempts

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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"Fuck ICE!"

Seen in Oakland during the ongoing anti-ICE revolt

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theres just something about the headlights of a ford raptor shining directly into my eyes that makes me want to get into a head-on collision with them

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i almost forgot today is progesterone sunday

tomorrow is gonna be super epic mega good

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basically everyone wants me dead because of cuteness aggression

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basically everyone wants me dead because of cuteness aggression

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Yeah I'm a small business owner. Small business is what I call my tiny penis

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when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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its just to get through a few early blinds, okay?

now pick up that joker that helps a specific suit.

you don't need discards silly, use them all to get your best hand.

you don't need to think anymore kitten, just buy jupiters, sort by suit, and let mommy take care of you

#forceflush #handshame #jimbofication

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The fact that 2001 is rated G is sooo fucking funny to me like well yes there is no nudity or cussing or violence. there is something 1009283828% scarier that is not accounted for in our rating system .

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Looking good.