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i’m sorry why did i just learn that crofty said “one last embrace as red bull drivers but the love ain’t there anymore” about sebmark
same man that said “this man knows lewis hamilton: friends, teammates, childhood buddy, rival, everything but a lover” about brocedes
why is he always at the scene of the crime?
#oh crofty the man you are#we thank you for your contributions to the heart wrenching angst that is f1 rpf#and for asking nico if he misses lewis#brocedes#f1
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sometimes i genuinely can’t believe brocedes is real like what do you MEAN they were each other’s best & only friend as children because they were so far ahead of everyone else. what do you mean one of them came from unimaginable wealth and privilege and the other grew up in public housing and faced classism and racism in probably the world’s biggest nepotism sport. and what do you mean they both make it to the top of the sport they’ve spent their entire lives trying to reach, and they fulfill all the dreams they had as children, and they’re doing it together. they reach the peak of their careers together, and both shine so brightly that they burn each other out. like what do you mean as soon as one of them beats the other after three years (and a lifetime) of trying to get the upper hand, he retires instantly from this sport that has been their entire lives because beating the other was all he ever wanted to get out of it? what do you mean one of them can’t even say the other’s name to this day? what do you mean they still live in the same building??? and that’s not even the full extent of their lore. it’s downright shakespearean and it’s worse because they’re REAL
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PROFANE by Ashe Vernon
The first time he calls you holy,
you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.
The second time,
you moan gospel around his fingers between your teeth.
He has always surprised you into surprising yourself.
Because he’s an angel hiding his halo behind his back and nothing has ever felt so filthy
as plucking the wings from his shoulders—
undressing his softness
one feather at a time. God, if you’re out there, if you’re listening, he fucks like a seraphim,
and there’s no part of scripture
that ever prepared you for his hands. Hands that map a communion in the cradle of your hips.
Hands that kiss hymns up your sides. He confesses how long he’s looked
for a place to worship and, oh, you put him on his knees.
When he sinks to the floor and moans
like he can’t help himself,
you wonder if the other angels
fell so sweet. He says his prayers between your thighs
and you dig your heels into the base of his spine
until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue. You will ruin him and he will thank you;
he will say please. No damnation ever looked as cozy as this,
but you fit over his hips like they were made for you. You fit, you fit, you fit. On top of him, you are an ancient god
that only he remembers and he offers up his skin.
And you take it. Who knew sacrifice was so profane? And once you’ve taught him how to hold your throat in one hand
and your heart in the other,
you will have forgotten every other word, except his name.
#UGH I love this so fucking much#sexual metaphors my beloved#religious metaphors my beloved#violence metaphors my beloved#poem#poetry#suggestive#gudest
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@codexnuminous lookit!!
YALL STOP SCROLLING!
Tarantulas have paws!!!
lil beans!!!!
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@ja50nt0ddwa5h3r3 I CANT STOP GIGGLING AT THEM


LMAOOOO not at Lando giving Charlos the middle finger for leaving on the same flight omfg XD
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LMAOOOO not at Lando giving Charlos the middle finger for leaving on the same flight omfg XD
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#ALEX IS SO WET CAT IN THAT HOODIE IM OBSESSED FdklsfkLSDfjkdLSFKLSflDf#I love them so much#charlos#hehehe#f1
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dude, i love how you distance yourself from others despite your need to connect to them. are you perhaps tormented by memories
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He knows that sound (he hears it in his sleep)
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Etho, his boyfriend and his kids <3
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Just looked up poliotics. ... HUGE mistake . who did all that?
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Quote of the day
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"not dating" but Lando has a bracelet that says "♡OSCAR♡" and Oscar has a Lando pin on his pouch


edit: Oscar has his own pin, apparently, and he still wears Landos

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