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#shitposting#i do think the guanfacine helped me out a lot while i was taking it#but the abilify is helping so much more and my bp gets too low on both so girl byeeeee#I've had SO much energy the last few days its nuts#i mowed the lawn trimmed the tree did 4 loads of laundry mopped the kitchen updated my husbands car registration went to the store (!!)#it's been wild how easy everything has felt and how much i can want to do something and then just get up and go do it#like executive dysfunction whomst fatigue wherest#i am mad hyperactive and sweaty now though unfortunately lmao
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breaking news: man with depression and can't-sit-still disease finally on an anti depressant that works and is now alarmed and confused by not being able to sit still
#personal#whining#still can't take stims anymore because of migraine#but the new meds and removing an old med seem to be working really well so far#now i just can't focus or chill which is kind of how things were before i got sick in the first place so 🤷♂️#psychiatry save me plz lmao
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yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but
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Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do
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#I'm reading Filterworld so#it's just hanging out with some guy i guess#or with.... society??#maybe?? i said no though#hashtag optimism lmao#polls
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Started a new med last week and I'm feeling Real Bad™️
My doctor had me stop taking it yesterday and we're going to meet again Monday to talk about it but in the meantime I can't stand up too fast or I pass out, basically have to be drinking water/electrolytes every waking moment, have a triple digits heart rate most of the time and even laying down my hr is still in the 90s 😩 I already have orthostatic hypotension from my neuro condition meds and this is like a million times worse. I would like to unsubscribe plz
#personal#whining#babes (gn) with pots are braver than any us marine tbh#can't imagine this being permanent and constant 😭😭
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If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option
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I had 12 oz of coffee milkshake at 9am. It is now 11:30pm. My heart rate is still in the 90s+. What the hell??
#personal#whining#i used to drink 2 redbulls a day#now i think about caffeine too hard and my heart explodes and i can't sleep for like 20 hours#0/10 would not recommend
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Surely there's already a buddy cop comedy murder mystery version of Hamlet right?? Does anyone know of one?
#i have no idea what to tag this#i just think it would be really funny#hamlet#i love stupid adapations of tragedies
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I still can't believe my cat is really gone. I had her for 12 years and she was with me through everything and it still hurts so much every single day. I'd do anything to be able to hold her one more time or hear her purr or her sassy little meow when she wanted my attention. I thought we had so much more time. I've lost beloved pets before and even close friends and family members and nothing has ever hurt this much. I don't know what to do or how to move on. It's been a month and that feels so short but also so so long. I still can't help but cry whenever I think of her. I miss her so much.
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do you live in a 100+ year old house?
#yes and it's very cool#it was built in 1904 and has a lot of problems but i love it so much#we're slowly improving and updating things as much as we can with the financial situation being quite bad but#polls
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I wrote almost 1200 words of a very silly fantasy lesbian meet ugly yesterday that I got the idea of from a reedsy prompt of all things 😂 I thought I was done with it and would move on to one of my many years-stalled original ideas now that the juices are flowing but turns out I really love my new stupid OCs 😂😭
#they're mid 50s failwomen just trying to get by in a cold uncaring world#one of whom by selling fruits and veggies from her late wife's farm that she hates but takes care of out of obligation#and the other by wizard scams only she's terrible at magic so she's got a bounty on her head in 4 kingdoms and one principality#and i would die for them
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Mickey 17 + baby creepers
#Mickey 17#this movie was so good i was blown away#it's also very stupid but very earnest and that is exactly my jam
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Have you ever met up with an online friend that you met through a fandom?
#yes several#and i even married one :D#also shannon i miss u i wish the east coast wasnt so far away and we could get wine and snacks again 🥺🥺
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Don't ask why but I just know in my heart John Gaius has Margaritaville on his iPod and he listens to it all the time but always skips to the next song before the "it's my own damn fault" part
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I'm in a gay trans interracial marriage and watching cis white people talk about how afraid of the government they are right now feels so much like being a fat teenage girl with normal weight friends who won't stop talking about how fat they are while your doctor won't look into your debilitating health concerns unless you lose weight first. Time really is a flat circle
#venting#cw fatphobia#i should probably just let them vent because everyone needs that but it's also exhausting#idk man
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I've been 3D printing for a while now and finally had enough scraps to try to melt them all down in a cool mold so I could have a fancy desk object of some kind and I accidentally fell in love with this weird skull
From the front it just looks kinda neat, very edgelord by way of hippy with some griminess from the process defects. But from the sides and back it kinda started blowing my mind.
It looks like all the only partially melted filament is like brain matter still trying to hold on inside a skull that's fusing everything together into a plastic mess. That's what I imagine my microplastic-filled brain feels like on a daily basis lmao
#shitposting but make it art#macroplastic brain#tw body horror#just in case i know some of you guys hate this kinda thing#lmk if you want other tags
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