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yes sir

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excuse me?

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I can't stand Dana Sue

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that curve

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why is luke hardly ever mentioned in fics?? he and ward are my top daddies honestly.

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Last year i made a new acct because i had binged outlander once again and was obsessed with stephen bonnet (still am) and as i scrolled i just kept seeing posts over and over again of this white frat boy in polos and sweater vests and i was like wtf is going on. who is this bitchboy and why are everyone calling him daddy. so i started reading a fic about him being a drug dealer and here i am. calling this bitchboy daddy.

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DREW STARKEY at the 2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party - March 02, 2025

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noreen looks like a childbride

i hate Dr T, he is 100% creep

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I mixed up white lotus with sweet magnolias and now I'm on episode 5

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BOOM SHAKALAKA

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i needed to show someone these….

the fifth one………..

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Hiii bb

Was just reading stay with me, I aaalways go back to that one.

The thing is, I noticed that everytime I read ddlg themes I, as reader, can only envision buzzcut rafe, and lately whenever I see s1&s2 rafe I just wanna be his mommy.

That baby face of his can not be my daddy lmao, I have tried!

cw; mommy kink, use of cocaine 

this is soooo real actually. I too only imagine buzzcut rafe as daddy… 

s1-2 rafe are both mommy kink fully but both in different ways lowkey… hear me out. 

s1 is all coked up and insecure in his masculinity. you kinda have to force him to call you mommy… he’s high and he cant get it up, he’s near to tears but you just have to pull him close. “no.. rafe no… just come to mommy.. mommy’ll help,” and he eventually gives up and lets you be all tender and gentle with him… he’s just whimpering and whining for his mommy and he just realises this is what he needed the whole time. 

now stay with me here.. s2 rafe actually comes to you and tells you he wants to be with mommy, no fight at all. now it happens wayyyyy less often but he has a hard time around s2! he just gives in with himself and goes to you, he places his head in your lap at bedtime and you know he just wants to be taken care of :( 

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I can't stop thinking about mom's ex!JJ who basically raised you until you were 5 and when you meet him again later you don't recognize him at all. but he's sick an twisted cause it's JJ and when he tells you you feel better than your mom while being balls deep you try to fight him off at first but he's stronger and after some time you don't care anymore. he'll spend half the time he's fucking you with telling you what a bitch your mom is and you agree bc 1. he's pulling one orgasm after the other from you and 2. the bond you share through hating your mom makes you feel actually loved by him.

idk if I should write this

and can I be 🫧 anon?

this is sick because jj's making a whole show of "awww you dont remember me? i remember when you were *this* big" and pinching your cheeks and going wayyyyy too into detail about why he broke up with your mom. really into detail, like it's actually none of your business that he caught her deepthroating her coworker.

but it opens up the avenue for you to rant and bitch about what a cunt she is. and how she just decided to hate you when you turned 15 and its been downhill since then,

it's kinda your idea...he's been pouring liquor down your throat and suddenly you just say "you know what'll really piss her off?"

thats how you end up in his truck, face down with the flash of his camera lighting up the space and he's talking so much shit about her. she was never as wet as you, as tight as you. maybe he'll just move back in to be with you instead. she'd be real pissed if he came back just to fucker her little girl down the hall.

that's probably the worst video any mom could wake up to.