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Queen Victoria: We will create the Torchwood Institute to protect the Earth from the Doctor. The 'Fuck the Doctor' Institute, if you will.

Jack, newly joined: I've misunderstood.

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"three to tango" (collab with @badonkadraws)

HUGE collab with my beloved sister Bianca (@badonkadraws on Twitter, Bluesky, Insta!!) She did the writing, I did the page layouts, she did the lineart, and I colored and rendered!!!

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@tori-gama and I were discussing a picture on Pinterest and it eventually grew into this

Theem ~

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Some Ten and Martha hugs 🥰

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tosh and nine and pig

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Meanwhile on the TARDIS Rose: Why aren't koalas considered bears Nine: Because they're marsupials Rose: *mockingly* BeCAUsE thEY'rE mArsUpIALs Rose: Its because they don't have the right koalafications Jack: *Loses his mind*

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What if The Doctor was asked to pose for some photoshoot? Nine opens a series of "The Doctor × Posing" arts

Stay tuned!

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Doctor Who companions summarised in ten words or less (2005-2022 edition)

Rose Tyler: Working class girl unionises outer space.

Martha Jones: Hypercompetent doctor treated like second choice, understandably leaves.

Donna Noble: Woman finds platonic soul-mate in angsty alien mess.

Amy Pond: Scottish lady becomes mother-in-law to alien she fancied.

Rory Williams: Hypercompetent medical professional treated like moron for no reason.

River Song: MILF becomes her own parents' childhood friend.

Clara Oswald: Schoolteacher develops co-dependency issues with caretaker.

Nardole: Bald man insists on telling boss he sucks.

Bill Potts: Local lesbian falls in love with puddle.

Graham O'Brien: Retiree goes on gap year in time machine.

Ryan Sinclair: Dyspraxia be damned, my boy sure can run.

Dan Lewis: Scouse himbo is best third wheel ever.

Yasmin Khan: Pining sapphic accused of queerbaiting for not snogging crush.

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the doctor always has a huge phobia of the thing that killed them in their previous life. five fucking hates heights. four doesn't like spiders. ten is the exception because he is weirdly fond of kissing girls

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rewatching Rose for funsies and actually no companion entrance will ever be more iconic than Rose Tyler 7:30 alarm bed head bright pink room that looks exactly how my cousins did in the 2000s and then suddenly her job explodes

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Feel like it’s been a while since I posted any art but here’s my entry for this week’s creative evening on @rumple04 ‘s discord server

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Rose Tyler sketch

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please can someone write a fic wherein ten continues his time lord victorious bullshit at the end of waters of mars and immediately, while thinking he’s a god, goes and breaks down the walls of the multiverse and steals rose from tentoo and makes her his queen while he takes over the universe

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Doctor vs Master in terms of who I'd rather have as an enemy is Master all the fucking way. The thing about The Master is their number one priority is not their moral code or revenge or domination or being a villain no their number 1 priority no matter what is being high camp. If the master was after me I would just clap to lower the lights and make "masochism tango" start playing and then during the dance I'd cuff and collar them with some ridiculously strong stuff and at the end they'd be like "mon chéri...it seems you have foiled me for now, but we shall meet again" and then they'd kiss me hand and I probably would have at least a few years before they show up again. Whereas if you're not already in a deeply codependent situation ship and you piss off The Doctor their number one priority is Fucking Getting You. You can fuck off to the year 6 billion in the 13th dimension and they'll still find your ass and be like "I tripled your lifespan and also gave you anterograde amnesia so everyday you will wake up with fewer and fewer loved ones but the grief will be brand new" like jesus christ man i don't wanna deal with that

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welp...

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BaduduumbadudumOWWWEEEO (intro plays)