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So... we've found ourselves on Earth for a brief spell, and one of my crew mates is now saying something about a demonic pope?? I asked them if this is about that "nova pope" again, but they replied "no this is totally different".

Safe to say I'm confused but the weather is nice at least.

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Happy Ides of March!

Oh? Ides of...

Wait, I think someone told me about this sort of thing. Tim maybe mentioned it.

*checks to make sure their dagger with silver carvings on the hilt- the design of a Jotunheim style- is where they left it*

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in your time as an inspector, how many microwaves did you solve cases with????

Considering I was with the transport division for 10 years I was involved in more cases than you might think. They probably only put up with me for my skills and not much else. Oh, and for the three Mechanisms we had in custody, let's not forget that.

I don't know how many involved a mircowave in any major capacity, but why? Why a mircowave specifically??

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We feeling Lyfrasilly or Lyfraserious tonight

Am I-

What is that even supposed to mean? I'm more tired than anything.

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Boo

Oh!

Um... hi?

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Gives Lyf a jaunty hat

I- What?

What am I supposed to do with this hat??

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You know, at least I can tell when it is a Friday. Because you all start yelling.

(I still question why you must refer to Fridays as... that.)

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*Lyf sits with their cello once more. At it again with trying to make a cello composition of a song they heard. They try a few experimental notes, and a few words can be heard...*

"Can you... hear me say... your name... forever?"

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I've been feeling sort of off and cold again so Marius found me a nice cozy blanket. He didn't have to- I could of just gone down to visit Nastya in engineering again- but that was nice of him.

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NOOOOO ANOTHRR PERSON DEFENDED FROM MY BLENDERING!!!

I’ll get you next time >:[

Blender Defender… I will find you… soon…

What??

I- should I be concerned???

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Puts an anti-blendering ward around your ship

Oh. That's.

Very helpful. Thank you. I'm still feeling out of sorts so... yeah. Thanks.

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*in a currently half asleep state because they're still wrung out from... whatever it was that happened to them the other day*

Marius, are you- oh, you're not here...

Everyone is apparently yelling about Friday again.

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I shouldn’t have said anything to Raphaella. She kept me in her lab for 5 hours to monitor whatever was going on with me until Marius broke in and let me out. Now I'm hiding in his room hoping Raphaella isn't looking for me.

Least I'm not feeling so, er- i guess scrambled is the right word. Marius has, admittedly, helped. In his own way.

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I'm going to go find Marius. Or- Or maybe Raphaella. Gods, why does it feel like someone put my organs in a blender?

I swear if this is some new Bifrost fuckery...

Sticks Lyf in a blender

?????????

(I-I think that would make me sick more than anything)

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Ughhhhhh

I don't know what happened, but now I feel cold and sick...

Sticks Lyf in a blender

?????????

(I-I think that would make me sick more than anything)

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Sticks Lyf in a blender

?????????

(I-I think that would make me sick more than anything)

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Cold... It's so cold. Oh Gods.... I-I can't- I-

I need to get warm.