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The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe is coming to Audible on Thursday 1/17! It’s got a hell of a cast: Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Janet Varney, Paul F Tompkins, John Dimaggio, Eliza Skinner, Weird Al Yankovic, Sasheer Zamata, Jackie Kashian and more!

Preorder here!

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Ahoy, have you seen this man?

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It’s out! Go read it! http://bit.ly/polevaultchamp

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This is me posing dramatically on one of the locations that inspired a setting in The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe. Pre-order it and TOMORROW you can find out what the hell happens there! http://bit.ly/polevaultchamp

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If kindle isn't your thing, you can now order paperbacks of the new book! They ship in two days with amazon prime, so you can be reading at the same time as the kindle folks. Just two more days, I can't wait til it's out there! http://bit.ly/polevaultchamp

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One week til you can read this bad boy in its entirety, but you can read the first three chapters RIGHT NOW! Check them out at polevaultchamp.com

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Here is a book trailer for The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe, out on 2/7. Pre-order a kindle copy here, paperback coming soon!

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I spent years writing a book that is at least partially about pole vaulting and never thought to watch a pole vault fail compilation until today. Pre-order my book here! The pole vaulting is even worse: https://smile.amazon.com/Pole-Vault-Championship-Entire-Universe-ebook/dp/B0797FQ8X4/

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My new novel, The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe, is up for pre-order on Kindle. It will be out in two weeks, 2/7

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I saw several people make this joke and had to do it: 

ACI Films and RiffTrax present "At Your Fingertips: Nintendo"

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All the recent chatter about Ready Player One piqued my interest, so Mike Nelson and I started a podcast to read and discuss it. It’s called 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back, and it’s available on iTunes, 372pages.com, twitter, facebook, and all the other usual places. Subscribe, and read along with us as we take a dive into a book we fully expect to hate!

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I played a cigar chomping dipshit named Bentley McWentworth in the latest episode of Seriously Seven Days, in a piece about nonprofit hospital CEO salaries.

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Getting interviewed while riding in an offroad stunt car is a lot harder than it sounds. Fun though! Check out my episode of this awesome series that Ed Brady is making, Strap In.

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I'd never seen the movie "Final Justice" starring Joe Don Baker before, and was delighted by how identical its opening scene is to McBain from The Simpsons

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Stupid sexy president...

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