Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords
I don’t care for the “dolphins are actually evil!” stuff anyways, but I never understood why people lump in (the very likely myth of) them getting high on pufferfish as an “evil” thing they do. Are we gonna judge cats for liking catnip.