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#like father like son

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inside me there are two wolves. one wants to fuck captain kirk and the other one IS captain kirk

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JOHN DE LANCIE THOUGH

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hey so this was my morning

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Spock's pawn was really rooked about it

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[Psst, I'm a part of the Spirk In A Cave event....Yuri art..]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67481446

I'm drowning in art I have to make, but there's always time to quickly throw Spock into a situation 🫰

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Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Picard during hand to hand combat:

Why does he do this 😂

I feel bad for actors playing the bad guys here 😂

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Prompt x11 Hear me out:

A list of things Jim Kirk loves

• Shania Twain songs

• The St Trinians films

• The word fuck

• The colour blue (no other reason…)

• Warm milk

• Dinosaurs facts

•Messy kisses

•When buttons make a good clicking sound

•Sleeping in nothing but socks

•Spock

That’s it I have nothing else to add 😗

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Spahk! [ In William Shatner Voice ]

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Prompt x10 Hear me out:

Skin care before bed

Leonard: 1 medically approved moisturiser for all

Jim: Shove some Sudocrem on it. It’ll be right

Spock: 45 minute routine, 7 different products

J: “Spock babe, come to bed already. You’re killing us here. They all do the same thing!”

S: “As I have told you many times before, Ashayam, they do not. They have multipl-“

L: “Yeah yeah anything to keep your pretty face look so young that right sweetheart?”

S: “Leonard you are aware that I am 3 years younger-“

L: “JIM! I swear to god if you get sudocrem on one more part of this bed I will suffocate you in your sleep!”

J: “Kinky”

Thank you. Thank is all ✨🖖

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I’m sure someone’s talked about this and I have no idea how to articulate this into words, but.

I love the idea of Spirk being VERY physically affectionate, but in such a clumsy and awkward way.

Spock butting heads with Kirk trying to kiss him. Kirk messing up the Vulcan kiss A LOT when they first got together. Spock having NO idea which way Kirk wanted to kiss, which made for a lot of very awkward moments.

(Of course, throughout all these scenarios, Spock is expressionless. It is very illogical to be embarrassed by such trivial matters. (Which. Honestly makes Jim feel better— because at first, he would definitely ruminate on these interactions— and after only a few months of being with Spock, he would simply find joy and laughter in these silly situations))

Awkward, clumsy dances tripping over eachother’s feet, Spock— unsure of how Kirk would prefer to cuddle— tangling himself up around Jim and only realizing what was wrong after he heard Jim quietly laughing a few moments later.

Just. Silly things like that. I like to think, even after years of dating / marriage, these clumsy little traits sometimes (oftentimes) would show up. ESPECIALLY Spock. Clumsy Spock is VERY important to me.

(Bonus: Spock prone to slipping in the shower, and when Jim joins him he always ends up catching him <333)

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the hilarious thing about kirk/spock th’y’la (<- im drunk idk if thats right shut up) mind sharing is that they literally dont even need it. they can already read each other’s fucking minds organically. they mastered no-look communication by tos season 1. giving them back door access direct links into each other’s brains is just……… well it’s simply evidence they are freak4freak

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there is a bones, kirk and spock in my mind arguing for control of my brain constantly. you know who always wins? mccoy

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Headcanon/crack scenario where a form of physical affection Vulcans have is pushing against each other when walking together or past each other. Yk like how cats do?

And so when Kirk and Spock get together Spock tries to do this to him one day but for a moment he forgets that Vulcans are stronger and denser than humans so when he tries it he accidentally slams Kirk into the wall

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A03 encountered tags and notes links: JUNE

Credit and links for all the authors quoted in Aprils post. We adore your work and the wild ways you tag them.

Thank you for keeping us all in the Star Trek fandom happy, horny and gay 🖖✨

Tags:

• “I may or may not have an alien kink myself” - https://archiveofourown.org/works/6105293

• “Spock watching solemnly from the sidelines as Jim flaunts dat ass” - https://archiveofourown.org/works/7810651

• “Surprisingly Jim is quite bendy” - https://archiveofourown.org/works/36435637

• “Chenesi action” - https://archiveofourown.org/works/59134867 (✨TOP READ OF THE MONTH✨)

Notes:

•”If you want a really angsty, plot-heavy beautiful story that will make you cry, there are some great ones out there, but THIS AIN'T IT. If you want an alien handjob jizz-covered fuckfest, yeah, this is the one for you.” - https://archiveofourown.org/works/24256210/chapters/58454299

It’s been a slow month of old favourites repeated including my go to ‘Seven Years’ by Sunshine (Sunshinepiveh) - high recommended. I will scream its praise from the rooftops for years to come. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5233799/chapters/12070931

But we can still find some new gems including of note Morning Sex’ By nightcrawler1. Artwork worth checking out.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54544825.

As always stay horny my team 🖖 until next month ✨

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Top A03 Tags encountered this month: June

•”I may or may not have an alien kink myself”

•”Spock watching solemnly from the sidelines as Jim flaunts dat ass”

•”Surprisingly Jim is quite bendy”

•”Chenesi action”

Top A03 Notes encountered this month: June

• “If you want a really angsty, plot-heavy beautiful story that will make you cry, there are some great ones out there, but THIS AIN'T IT. If you want an alien handjob jizz-covered fuckfest, yeah, this is the one for you”

Keeping the mantle burning even in the slower months until AO3 Burns with it 🫡

(Links on addition post #ao3encounteredcredit)