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01/02/2024
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i accidentally typed “depeche moden”….. no little german boy– DEIN EIGENER. PERSÖNLICHER. JESUS
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"
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thank god online isn’t real unlike the sun and fresh guacamole and drinking by the lake.
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april 2024. 2 out of 5 stars, would not recommend
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Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲
Tiny forest for your dash
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Testing a new method of being kind to myself. The method is "what would my brother do". Anytime I am inclined to apologise for being the way I am, like saying "I'm sorry I'm so quiet, I haven't slept very well", or "if you think I'm annoying just tell me", there is a little voice in my head now that goes
"He would not fucking say that"
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This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to
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