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Dreams I had: using “echinacea tree oil” as a good substitute for sunscreen. Reaching into said tree to find out how viscous the oil is and putting it into a plastic vegetable bag. Asking my dad if it’s actually a good substitute.
Waking up and remembering echinacea is a flower.
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New word of the day: “gasateria”
Noun, meaning a gas station with a cafeteria
Inspiration: seeing a gas station with a pizzeria in NC and mixing the two words together accidentally
Usage: “ima go fillup an get sum jerky at the gasateria”
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So he’s that person that was once a friend but you don’t care for as a friend anymore, but could still be friends – he’s a boujie, sassy bitch.
Me describing an “old?” friend
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There is honor in EVERY job
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Superhero Partials: Part 1
There were kidnapped kids stuck in a stock trailer that was behind a hot wire fence. It was up to me to find out how to get in and get them out. Stupidly I touched the fence without first tracing the source. Fortunately, I didn’t get shocked but I did decide that it would be a good idea to trace the hot wire to it’s source. When I did, it was a weird conglomeration of big wires, not even like small fence wries, but like big wires you’d find telephone poles and they were hooked to an actual downed electrical line.
So, I go back to where I touched it and I see a gap. I know that somehow it’s grounded out there and I get inside the hotwire fence. When I get to the stock trailer, the kids are packed in there - like human trafficking. So I let them out and I have to guide them back through the fence. It’s kinda like herding cats because they start to go in all directions; one of which goes through a different part of the fence! But they didn’t get shocked there either so I guide through that space in the fence and get them all out.
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Empress Mau Mau - the most tolerant, the extremely communicative, the rottenest ass cat in the world.

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Is it the same little dopamine hit you get from, like, completing four rows in Tetris? Is that what's happening?
21:58, episode 426: Backlogs, Issues vs Discussions vs Chat, and Trying Not to Waste Your Shot; ShopTalk by Chris Coyier and Dave Rupert
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