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Brothers x reader mammoncalipse mammon some how managed to multiple himself his clones just act like zombies and saying money soon enough starts to appear more soon devildom start to get full of mammons and hey all saw y/n mammons eyes turn into hearts eyes and start saying mc marry me mc let have a family stay away from mc I’m their first now the rest of the brothers and mc a running away from them they have to discover away to stop this mammoncalipse and found the real mammon fast headcanons

Surviving the Mammonpocalypse!

(aka the brothers all have an excuse to beat the shit out of Mammon)

Brothers x gn! reader

Oh man the nonnies are getting really funky with the reqs and im loving them ahaha :)

Warnings: none? crack

It all started as a ‘simple’ favour one of the witches he owed asked him for. Mammon just needed to drink some mystery potion and the debt would be forgiven! It had a strange odour and got all frothy when he swirled it around but best not to think too much about it right? Only after he downed the whole bottle could he tell it had a vaguely fruity taste which wasn’t too bad and- hey why’s the world so blurry all of a sudden? Mammon blinks only a couple times and when he looks up again he sees only a sea of… Mammons…?

“What the-!” 

Looking left and right, all he can see is more of him! And now that they’re shouting with each other, the room is filled with nothing but Mammon’s voice. They’re all clearly inferior to the one and only since they seem to only be repeating the same things but hang on!Iif he could get all of his doppelgangers to work together surely they’d find a way to come up with the best money making schemes right?

“What’s going on here?” The Mammons suddenly quiet down as their heads all turn to see MC standing in the doorway, “Mammon?”

It takes only a second for the MammoronsTM to snap out of their stupor, the ones closest to MC now starting to get closer, 

“MC?” “Hey, MC!” “It’s me, MC!” “Shut up!! I’m MC’s first!” “MC, let’s get married and ditch all these losers!” “MC!! Li-”

.

Recognizing a dangerous situation, your fight or flight kicks in and you book it away from… whatever you just walked into but the worst happens - you can hear several pairs of feet chasing right after you! Sprinting down the halls with the choruses of “MC~!” not far behind, you start fearing the worst just as you stumble into…

Lucifer

Running for your life, you round a corner and basically face plant into Lucifer’s back

At first he’s pretty damn annoyed, right about to lecture you about not paying attention when he too sees the horde of Mammorons making their way towards you

I think you just saw the last of his life leave his eyes because the sigh that he just let out held a years worth of exasperation

Before the horde manages to catch up to you, Lucifer swiftly teleports the two of you safely into his private study

His eyes turn to meet yours, pretty much demanding an explanation

“I didn’t do anything I swear! They just started chasing me!”

Pushes aside his irritation for now because he needs to figure out a way to fix this before the entire devildom becomes overrun by Mammon and the Mammorons

If he needs to find the real Mammon to make the rest disappear then how about just beating them up until he finds the one? The real one should be able to survive a couple punches.

Hm? What do you mean he needs to be gentle? It’ll be fine! The worst that’d happen would mean Mammon just needs to spend the next couple months healing. ~Let the man have an opportunity to let off steam by destroying dozens of Mammons. It’s therapeutic for him after all the bs he’s had to go through cuz of him~

Congrats! You’ve saved the world from the Mammonpocalypse! with just a bit of violence! 

Mammon

You almost have a heart attack on the spot when you come face to face with another one of the Mammorons- 

“Wait! MC it’s me! I’m yer real first man!”

He holds out his arm to help steady you but before either of you can let out another word, a few stray Mammons make it up the stairs

Grabbing onto the real(?) mammon’s hand you keep running towards your room with him in tow

You aren’t too sure you’d be able to make it so the two of you wind up barricaded in the library

The voices in the halls crying out for either you or something to do with grimm can still be faintly heard through the walls (as well as the confused shouting of the other brothers)

But the first order of business for you is really finding out if this is the real Mammon or not!

“Huh? Whaddya mean ya can’t tell it’s the one and only me?!”

>>After a couple more minutes, you deduce that it’d be impossible to get the right amount of tsundere and stupid with magic

Honestly, it’s probably hopeless for you and Mammon to try and deal with the effects of the potion on your own so the safe option would be to camp out in the library and hope for someone else to figure out what to do

An hour later a very disgruntled Lucifer barges through the barricade and glares right at Mammon

“H-hang on Lucifer I.. I’m the real one I swear just - dahHHH!”

Congratulations! You… were there to witness the end of the Mammonpocalypse!

Levi

Dazed and out of breath, the only place you can think of hiding is Levi’s room

Surely a professional shut-in's room would have enough to keep you guys safe for a couple hours at least right?

Though you try knocking on the door, you decide that screw it, you don’t wanna know what happens if the Mammorons catch up to you and just throw your whole shoulder against the door, knocking it down. 

As you scramble to close the door behind you, Levi looks nothing short of mortified as he scrambles to his feet

You try and explain the absurd situation as best you can and all Levi has to say about the situation is-

“So like… a zombie apocalypse?”

I guess that works

At least Levi’s got an idea of what to do from just telling him that

With some quick research on the forums, it’s clear that the only way to solve this infestation is to nullify the curse on the source of the whole thing

This’ll be a great opportunity for him to show off everything he’d learned in that zombie game he just played!

With an out of character burst of confidence, Levi soon leaves the safety of his room with you in tow to hunt down the original moron

With a lot of tense moments scampering around the house, the two of you manage to run into Mammon locked away in his room

After a quick wrestling match, Levi manages to shove a vial of clear colourless potion into his mouth

A very anticlimactic ending to the terrifying Mammonpocalypse

Congratulations! You’ve saved the world from the Mammonpocalypse!

Satan

You very nearly bowl him over but manage to steady yourself and only knock a few books and papers out of his hands

The air suddenly becomes even more tense as you’re sure that his eyes are staring holes into you right now

But there’s no time to be mad! Grabbing Satan’s wrist you drag him along with you somewhere - anywhere really, to hide from the bumbling mob of white haired buffoons 

Catching on to the very serious situation you’ve found yourselves in, he takes the lead and brings you into his room

Almost immediately after casting a quick charm on the door, he dives right into a section of books splayed out on a coffee table

He’s almost… excited? Well he seems pleased to have the opportunity to detective his way out of this. 

You do your best to help sort through relevant books, eventually finding a text about the exact same curse

Apparently if not fixed, the host would continue to multiply infinitely?!

The thought of having to live under the same roof as more than one mammon is enough to make him shudder

At least such a potent and dangerous curse has clear instructions to reverse it… Ah, either you can get the original to drink an elixir made of a 666 leaf clover or weaken him enough to cause the dopplegangers to all disappear naturally

…

Take a wild guess which option Satan chose

Mammon's yelps could be heard throughout the entire house

He's been through worse, it's alright~ besides he'd probably use this as an opportunity to convince you to play nurse for him anyways

Congratulations! You’ve saved the world from the Mammonpocalypse! None of his brothers stepped in to defend him, his heart was broken </3 

Asmo

Shouting mild profanities while sprinting down the halls, you shove open the first door you see unknowingly barging into Asmo touching up his nails

Even he takes a second to swallow his surprise before coming up with a flirtatious remark about how much you must have missed him to come in like that

You don’t even have time to deny anything before you can hear the stampeding footsteps and a muffled chorus of the Mammorons crying out for you

A bit hesitant to ruin his freshly done nails, he eventually gets up to lock his door, ushering you into his bathroom

Asmo’s bathroom is huge, almost as big as his bedroom, so at least staying in here for a while would be comfortable enough?

You’re staying in here btw, no way in hell you’ll catch asmo scampering around the halls trying to save his moron of a brother

Not that he doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty… it’s just that… being around the essence of mammon for too long… who knows if the stupidity is contagious!

Anyways, while he has you here, why not let Asmo treat you to a spa day? It must have been hard for you, being chased down by a brainless horde of Mammorons declaring their undying love for you

It’ll be fineee one of his other brothers will deal with it. Probably

Congratulations! The world was saved from the Mammonpocalypse! And you got your nails done! Truly a win for everyone involved

Beel

Beel was on his way back from raiding the fridge (that you were technically supposed to be protecting but Lucifer would probably give you a pass for extenuating circumstances) and you met him at the foot of the stairs

He freezes up for a second because he definitely wasn’t supposed to have eaten half of the groceries and his hands were still full with evidence

Fortunately for Beel, there’s a much more pressing matter at hand that would save him from that scolding. Unfortunately, his snack is now knocked over on the floor because you’re dragging him along with you

Well you can’t exactly drag him… he’s just confused, running along with you

As soon as he sees the very imminent Mammon threat approaching he just frickin throws you over his shoulder like he does with Belphie and books it towards Lucifer’s office

Squirming a bit in his grasp, you get a very clear view of the horde of Mammons who truly don’t look too unlike zombies

You’re very grateful for beel’s speed and strength cuz you’re not exactly sure what would happen if the Mammorons had eventually caught up to you on your own

It only takes a few minutes to reach Lucifer, who switches to problem solving mode right away

While big brother Lucifer deals with that, Beel is carefully inspecting you to make sure you haven’t been hurt during that whole scramble

You could stay in his office while they deal with the threat but… what if they were to somehow make their way even here? You should come along just in case MC! 

You almost feel bad for the Mammon zombies, getting mowed down by a pissed off lucifer and disgruntled Beel

Even the real Mammon isn’t spared from any violence, getting chewed out by Lucifer - the last thing you see is him ordering Beel to string him up by his feet…

Congratulations! You’ve saved the world from the Mammonpocalypse! with just a bit of violence! 

Belphie

Without much time to think, you dive into the cleaning closet near the kitchen

Not only are you surprised by how spacious it is inside but you’re met face to face with a half asleep Belphegor who’s draped himself over several empty containers

The two of you are caught in a staredown as the loud stomping and shouting from outside wakes him up proper

Incredibly calm all things considered, only raising an eyebrow as you explain what you just saw

“I mean… what should we do?”

“What do you mean? Let Satan play detective or something… why not just relax and let them handle it…”

Mans is deadass gonna sleep through the whole mammonpocalypse

You’re free to join him MC

He’s only half joking cuz he’s aware you’re stressed about the whole thing

But really, if it’d help you feel better he’s serious about cuddling in the cleaning closet. Just move over a couple brooms and- careful not to knock over those cleaning solutions!

There, there, it must’ve been horrible to be in the vicinity of more than one Mammon… but thankfully someone else is dealing with it right now :)

If you’re still a bit worried about being stuck in a cramped room with unholy screeching coming from the halls he’s more than glad to put you to sleep with a big of magic

It might take a few hours but by the time you wake up it’ll be like nothing happened :)

Congratulations! You slept through the end of the world! Or you slept through the eradication of the Mammorons, who knows

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asmo : he’s a ten but he can’t cook for shit n doesn’t know it so he keeps fucking cooking <3

sol : damn,,, like a six then honestly

[laurieelaurel]

I saw your requests are open and I wanted to ask if you could write something about the brothers accidentally standing MC up on a date. Like they forgot or had something else to do and just missed it and left them there. Then idk maybe they’re reminded about the date later by someone and figure out how the ending goes?? Sorry if that’s not a good explanation, I’ve never really sent a request before but if you write this I am looking forward to seeing it! :D

Getting stood up on a date

Brothers x gn!reader

No worries, and what an honour to have your first request! Sorry again for the slight delay - my laptop died :,)

Warnings: slight and implied violence in Satan's, not very angsty because I'm a softie and I need happy endings

Lucifer

For the first time in forever, he isn’t drowning in paperwork. This man can finally take his well earned break, away from all the prince’s childish games and his brothers never ending quarrels. 

For the first time in over a week he can afford to lean back and tune the rest of the world out. Maybe he would take a quick trip away from the HoL so he wouldn’t be thrown surprise paperwork?

Settles for a well earned day of doing absolutely nothing. Makes himself a cup of tea and goes to bed early for the first time in a very long time.

What he’s forgotten however is the date you had scheduled. How ironic is that. The reason why he worked so hard to clear his desk was to make time for you and yet all that work had burnt him out so much he forgot to go

Meanwhile you’re sat awkwardly at a table for two in cafe lament. It really wasn’t like Lucifer to be late so you were getting really antsy, still not getting a response to your texts

It’s about an hour after your agreed time that you realise you’ve just been stood up. Did something important come up? He promised he’d have all his work done before the date… 

Lucifer wakes up bright and early the next day, feeling refreshed and… oh shit

It is only 5 am when he comes knocking frantically on your door, his eyes searching your tired face for any signs of hurt

Apologises profusely, head in his hands as he can’t bring himself to face your hesitant gaze. How terrible that he’d left you hanging there with the expectation that you’d be enjoying a date together for diavolo knows how long. 

He’s determined to make it up to you, how does renting the entirety of the amusement park to yourselves sound? How about going to Godevil Chocolatier? He’ll do whatever it takes to make you feel better, to let you know that you never deserved to be left hanging.

Mammon

He was literally a block away from the cafe when he heard a familiar voice… and not the good kind.

When he looked over his shoulder he paled, eyes meeting 4 other pairs of very angry witches. 

Sprints straight through the crowded city street, bowling over every pedestrian in sight. Takes every back alley and short cut possible, cutting through the occasional store. This group of witches is strangely persistent in their chase, their demands for their grimm never too far away. 

While all this is going on, you’re still waiting on the patio, puzzled at all the commotion in the square. You ask a group of students you recognize what’s going on and they tell you that apparently there’s a maniac getting hunted down by at least 5 angry witches after cheating on them all at the same time. They were close enough with their speculation huh. What a weirdo you think to yourself, send Mammon a text joking about the situation.

>> careful, I hear there’s an asshole who got caught cheating on 5 different girls at once

>> he’s being chased down to the ends of the earth by witches so maybe you’d be able to give him some pointers lol 

He doesn’t even read the texts, leaving you alone with two servings of pastries. 

At some point it becomes too embarrassing to stay, the customers seated near you clearly able to tell you’ve been stood up, and you order some boxes to take home the food.

The second you open the front door, Mammon is there to meet you, tears in his eyes as he sputters out a few sentences you can’t quite understand

To spare the both of you from the prying gazes of his brothers, you go to your room to talk. “It was me!” he blurts out the second the door closes behind you “I was the asshole. The one running around downtown I mean. And an asshole for leaving you like that too”

Deflated and so incredibly ashamed of himself. He could defend himself saying it wasn’t it his fault but he knew deep down that it was still his fault. He chose to cheat 5 different witches out of grimm, he had no room to complain when they inevitably came after him. His only regret is that it had to be today and it had left you feeling alone and humiliated

Give him another chance, he isn’t above begging for it, and he promises he’ll truly let you feel as treasured as you are to him

Levi

He’s been looking forward to this movie date for WEEKS MC. It’s marked on at least 6 different calendars on his various electronic devices! There was no way in hell he was going to miss it.

He stayed up all night to be able to guarantee two tickets with seats next to each other, and you actually accepted his invitation! You both made it bright and early to the theatre before too much of a line was formed and Levi decided it was his time to shine, offering to go buy you both some snacks from the concession stand.

 You’re more than happy to stay behind, waiting in the comfortable darkness of the theatre as levi does what he needs to

That would be if things went to plan (and things most certainly did not!)

Some schmuck took it upon themselves to cause a scene today of all days, and somehow Levi has now somehow found himself stuck in the growing crowd. The time until the start of the movie only got closer and closer as his annoyance started to grow faster and faster. 

For the first time in 2 whole months, Levi accidentally summoned Lotan through sheer irritation, causing a huge mess in the foyer while you and everyone else in the theatre remained unaware.

You’re starting to wonder just what the odds of Levi bailing on you would be, checking your DDD about every second now 

You’ve been sat awkwardly with no date and no snacks for about 15 minutes when the doors of the theatre are thrown open dramatically and a dark figure runs over to your seat

There are more than just a couple things you have to tell him off for when you notice just how… dishevelled? and panicked he is - hold up why is your hair wet??

“I-I’ll explain everything later!” he whisper-shouts, eyes hesitantly meeting yours

 “I’ll make it up to you and - oh no, how long did I leave you for?” he moans, eyes darting around nervously, “This was all my fault and I… I’m not deserving of your forgiveness but, argghhh!”

“-It’s alright Levi, it really is - the movie was something you were looking forward to as well though, so how about we just watch? You only missed a few minutes after all…”

>> the rest of the movie was great, though getting out of the half flooded theatre at the end was not…

Satan

It really isn’t like Satan to forget things. As disorganised and chaotic as his sin might be, he likes to hold himself higher than that, keeping all his underlying rage hidden as he shows his gentlemanly facade to the world. 

That being said, that rage bubbling away under his skin is still there, and it would do all the lesser demons good to keep that in mind when approaching him. 

Apparently the one standing before him didn’t get the memo, snarking away in front of him, as if being part of the exchange program would save him from that ugly side of him. 

With little more than a second to rethink his actions, Satan lunges over the library table and violently grabs the demon’s throat.

Snarling incoherent curses and profanities, he shoves him against a nearby bookcase, his mind screaming for his rage to be let out

.

It’s about a half hour later than the time you’d agreed on with Satan and it’s starting to dawn on you that being stood up was actually an option.

Is it really though? You ask yourself; it’s a cat cafe, surely he wouldn’t miss out on this for the world!

That’s what you reason with yourself as you convince your brain to wait just a few more minutes because surely he was just running a little late, right? There’s no way he would have forgotten, right??

The amount of relief that washes over you as you see his figure pushing through the crowded streets is impossible to describe in words an- “wait why are you covered in blood?”

Satan???

“It’s all right, it’s not mine,” he explains, slightly out of breath

“Oh, thank goodness! I- Wait-”

“More importantly, I’ve been leaving you hanging for a while now, right?” He continues, ushering you into the cafe, “I can’t exactly do anything about the fact that I’m late, so I’ll just have to make it up to you now, and on our future dates if you’d allow me.”

Asmo

 Asmo promised to treat you to a night you’d never forget sometime and went all out with a reservation to the fanciest restaurant in all of the devildom. 

It was an overwhelming social experience, watching all the well dressed and classy demons of the land walking by, making you feel like you were sticking out. Being seated at the best table in the house was also scary alone, it was almost as if the waiters and chefs expect you to be of a certain tax bracket to even be able to breathe the same air as they do

What’s worse is that your date has left you out to dry here, the very obviously empty seat in front of you letting just about everyone else know you’d been stood up. 

You feel dejected and humiliated, unable to even just enjoy the expensive food with all the very noticeable stares and whispers 

Deciding to save what little face you have left, you get up to leave only a couple bites into your dinner, leaving the fancy building onto the cold rainy streets.

Oh yeah, it’s raining now, because comedic timing is a thing apparently

You decide to suck it up and run as fast as your fancy shoes let you, your mind just left frazzled 

About 10 minutes into your jog home you hear footsteps fast approaching from behind and just as you manage to turn around you’re met with a tackle hug from the one and only Asmo

“Mc!” he cries, ushering you under a nearby tree, “you weren’t there when I went in and I got so worried!”

“...Well maybe if you hadn’t been late and left me alone for half an hour, we’d be enjoying a nice dinner right now!” you yell a bit louder than expected, though your saltiness is very reasonable.

Asmo winces at your words, he knows he’d hurt your feelings and your trust but explains that he’d been trying to surprise you with a gift 

“Not that it makes it okay for me to just leave you hanging like that though - I really should have gotten this ready for the time we agreed on, but I hope you’ll accept it anyways.” He quickly adds, hesitantly offering you the slightly wrinkled bag he was holding, “I feel really bad for abandoning you like that, so please let me make it up to you, darling.”

Beel

 It’s pretty… no, incredibly easy to get Beel’s attention if you know what to grab it with - and it really isn’t a secret what it is. 

Food. Literally any kind of food out there would cause him to halt in his tracks. 

The hunger of the avatar of Gluttony is not to be underestimated, yet he chose to hold off on eating while shopping with you to share a lunch later in the day. He really went into the outing thinking he could hold off eating for a couple of hours and yet only a half hour in and he feels as if he might as well be dying.

He really couldn’t hold in his hunger this time, and excused himself to go raid the closest fast food restaurant before you returned.

You had just left to go to the bathroom and yet when you returned Beel was nowhere to be seen. He wasn’t answering any texts and you had a sneaking suspicion of what had happened.

Feeling a bit bummed at being left alone, you wandered a bit before setting off for home with a heavy heart. 

You know how hard it must be for Beel to keep his impulses under control but it still didn’t change your disappointment as you shuffled home awkwardly. 

You were only a couple minutes away from the steps of the HoL when you hear a heavy pair of feet approaching 

You turn to see Beel rounding the corner, several large bags under his arms. Letting him catch up to you, he blurts out a quick apology before handing over a sizeable amount of food and gifts

You’re left speechless at the amount of stuffed animals and assorted trinkets he presents you as Beel guiltily avoids your gaze

“M’sorry about that MC… I really am…”

“...Beel, what is all this?”

“Some things to make it up to you! …But I know it doesn’t make up for what just happened so I was thinking we go home early and we can make dinner together. Whatever you want MC, so please don’t be sad.”

Belphie

Funnily enough, the reason why the avatar of Sloth was late to your date at the dreaded petting zoo was not because he was sleeping

Honestly if he had slept in that would have been easier for you to write off than this.

Somehow Belphie had managed to get caught up in another one of Satan’s pranks on Lucifer and this time, there were consequences (shocking, I know)

Just an hour before you had planned to meet, Belphie and Satan were caught red handed trying to change the cue of Lucifer’s record player with one that was hexed to ruin all vinyls it came into contact with

Why he was trying to pull such a dangerous stunt right before your date is beyond you, but obviously the plan went south and obviously this royally pissed Lucifer off

Flash forward to now - while you’re waiting outside the zoo, excited to see the devildom animals Belphie’s stuck inside, getting lectured and very much not on his way

You've been waiting almost an hour now in the heat for your date to get here and your patience is starting to reach it's limit.

No text, no nothing! You don't know if it's even worth risking what's left of your pride to keep waiting

But lo and behold, not a moment later, you spot a very disgruntled Belphie running straight towards you

Feeling pretty hurt, you don't exactly try to hide the displeasure on your face as you let Belphie try and explain what exactly he put you through

Belphie explains as quick as he can, pointing out how stupid he himself was to even risk getting caught by Lucifer

He knows not to show any of his own annoyance since he can admit he only has himself to blame

"I know it was really stupid and I don't have any excuses. Would you be willing to give me the chance to make it up to you right now? You will? That's great then! We should see as much as we can before Lucifer notices I ran off then :)"

"...You didn't just piss Lucifer off and then... run away, did you?"

Thank you guys for 300 followers!

[laurieelaurel]

I got my new laptop!!! Finally will be able to actually write shit again 😭

[laurieelaurel]

Heya a bit of an update here…

My laptop broke last week and I won’t be replacing it until the start of next month so I’ll be on a bit of a hiatus until then T-T Formating and typing on mobile is ass so please bear with me if you’ve requested,,, Hopefully Ill be able to work on them a bit

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hey hey i love your work! can i rq the brothers with a clingy mc?

Brothers x clingy gn!mc

ofc ofcc I've been feeling like writing a bit more these days so I think I've finally managed to break my curse of only posting once every month

Warnings: none

Lucifer

The two of you seem like a really odd pairing. Stone faced Lucifer and a doe eyed human following him around everywhere

He won’t tell anyone but he finds it very endearing. It’s also pretty convenient because you being close to him = you not enabling any of his brother’s schemes. 

I think all the brothers know they have a soft spot for MC, but knowing MC followed him around like that made him feel really pleased with himself

Will return public displays of affection depending on the situation. He can’t have you just plopping yourself down on his lap in the middle of a serious discussion with his brothers! He wouldn’t exactly push you away, but just know he’d much rather save the physical affection for somewhere more private

Behind closed doors, he’s completely different from the Lucifer you know. He’s so often worked to the bone by both his paperwork and brothers’ requests so having you by his side, or in his arms while you listen to him ramble about his day is a blessing. 

Dotes on you a lot. If you want to spend some time together, just say the word. He’ll clear his schedule for the evening, and then 

Mammon

Are you comparing your clinginess to him, the avatar of greed?

Finally a worthy adversary! Your battle will be Legendary!

> start hugging and see who pulls away first

You’re challenging the tsundere clingy boi himself

It’s part of his nature to be clingy and you being clingy just makes him want to keep you to himself even more. You can’t just hold onto just anybody like that y’hear! And you definitely can’t be showing that smile of yours to just anyone alright??

He lives for your touches and compliments and just your presence is of so so much comfort to him

Flusters really easily when you initiate any kind of pda, grumbling about how high maintenance you are but the second you retract your hand he looks utterly defeated

My mans clinginess increases tenfold in private. It’s virtually impossible for you to sleep together without waking up in a mess of tangled limbs. It’s a good thing the magic in the HoL keeps the climate temperate all year round because you’re sure you would melt into a puddle with the amount of body heat you share. No pillow wall will keep Mammon’s arms from snaking their way around your waist.

Levi

Overthinks everything as usual. Surely there had to be a reason you followed him around all day? What did he need to do in return?

With enough encouragement and affection the demon is slowly getting used to your presence and finds it a comfort. He likes secluding himself from the rest of the world and if you want to join him who is he to say no? 

Is happy to see that there’s anything to tell him that you like him anywhere near as much as he likes you. You’re just so genuine and patient in your affections that he could cry. He’ll offer up his own damn heart- no, he’ll build a shrine in your honour!

Startled anytime you make any contact with him, visibly nervous as he spews out some excuses as to why you definitely don’t want to do this and yet his smooth tail snaking possessively around your arm tells you that maybe he does want to be shown some love

Levi really likes having a constant like you in his life at all times. It helps him feel wanted and secure, though he’s not sure just what he’s done to deserve your attention

Satan

Found your behaviour really curious at first. When you first met, you were always so cautious around him, yet now you always trailed after him. He thought he preferred being alone, reading by himself in silence but he realised having you just hanging around was a nice change of surroundings too. 

You might have thought he didn’t like having to listen to you ramble on while you did homework, or maybe he found you asking him to accompany you around the school annoying, but over time he’s made it clear he truly does cherish the time you spend together. He just likes observing you from the sidelines. 

He’s not too too big on PDA but he does like holding your hand as you both go about your day. Will 100% escort you around RAD like the gentleman he is, leaving only after pressing a quick press to your forehead

Satan enjoys being independent so he still would like some time to himself

But his favourite way to spend nights is with you, laying down in his lap as you both lose track time of time, talking about literally whatever is on your mind. 

Asmo

There is no such thing as too clingy to Asmo

Loves people and loves monopolising your time, so if you want to spend your time with him as much as he does with you then it's a win-win! 

Always returns your hugs and compliments, pinching your cheeks because you’re just so damn cute! He finds the way you always seek him out so endearing. A smooth talker who can effortlessly carry a conversation, it’s just so easy to relax and tell him about the little things you might not have felt important enough to mention to someone else.

So shameless when it comes to PDA, doing his absolute best to let the rest of the world and most importantly, his brothers, know just who your favourite really is. It’s so exciting, having someone you trust to be your other half at your side at all times.  Asmo hasn’t committed this much into a relationship in a while, and it almost feels as if he’s flaunting his very first relationship

He loves loves loves spending quality time with you, whether it’s going on an impromptu shopping spree, or letting him do your nails. He’s all over you when you’re alone together, never with a shortage of things to do.

Beel

You have most definitely triggered his protective instincts. To him you are the sweet little human who brought his family closer together and he’d be darned if he wasn’t as attentive to you as you are to him. 

Was always hyper aware about how his size compared to you but having you hang around him so much has gotten him much more confident and comfortable with his strength. He’s happy to walk you to school or around downtown like he does with Belphie. 

Beel’s handholding game is definitely 100/10 because words cannot express how warm his large hands are as they handle yours with the utmost care. Will always catch you whenever you surprise him with a running hug, let you nap against his tall frame and carry you as he does Belphie on his back if you’re lazy. 

Always so sweet, happy to accept any invitations to hang out and no, you aren’t being too clingy at all MC. He’s more than happy to watch another movie with you tonight :)

He’s very used to sleeping with Belphie and would no doubt be comforted with the fact that you are feel safe and are safe by his side when you sleep over. 

Belphie

Another contender for the clingiest brother. 

He may not show it too much outwardly, but the second he gets you to himself in his room, he is never letting go. You don’t need to go to school today do you? Just stay here in bed for a while longer… it’s warm and doesn’t ask you to submit assignments… Who cares about what Lucifer’ll say? Just join a virtual class if you really don't want to miss Latin 101

Too good at tempting you to commit his sin because what human on earth doesn’t want to stay buried under a down comforter with the best cuddler in the whole devildom

Also has no shame in showing how close you are in front of his brothers. The moment you offer up your lap as a pillow for his nap he will never accept anything other than it because how else will he sleep comfortably? Little shit who knows damn well the rest of his brothers are glaring daggers into his skull everytime he leans against you at the dinner table.

Loves being spoiled with your attention and touch and yet never misses an opportunity to tease you about how he’s got you wrapped around his finger. How unfortunate for the smug bastard that you’ve already stolen his heart with your persistent affection

[laurieelaurel]

I’ve been thinking about this ever since I wrote this post where i kinda touched on it and I feel the need to write it down somewhere as a giant blurb. It;s more of a ramble than anything and idk why it got so long??? but i need to get this out  so if anyone is out there to hear me ouT

Asmo’s a pretty popular guy, and it’s not too hard to imagine why. Being such a beautiful creature, there isn’t a shortage of demons who willingly throw themselves at him on a day to day basis. In his mind there isn’t a single demon out there he couldn’t charm. He’s almost always surrounded by a company of demons who pretty much worship him. Whether it’s status, looks, grimm or a good time, he’d most definitely provide and they’d fight tooth and nail to be the subject of his attention. 

So my hc is that he enjoys choosing from one of many willing admirers to be his lover for a while. He’s unabashedly a flirt, known to be a playboy, yet so many go into it thinking they can ‘fix him’. Now that’s no good you see, since his beauty is such a gift to the world that it would be a waste to be restricted to showing it to only one person - but he’s not stopping them from believing that. So he spoils them rotten with his attention and touch, until they’re practically drunk on his praises. For a while everything seems perfect, Asmo makes them feel like a star seated right by his side at only the most luxurious of restaurants, letting them have their pick of whatever pretty clothes they wanted and giving them nothing short of the best nights they could imagine in bed. They feel like they’ve won him over – until he promptly ignores them the next week as he chooses his next beloved. 

They’re left confused and empty cuz what were they to do when Asmo, who had given them everything, who was their everything, discarded them? Would they realise they couldn’t satisfy him and fall into despair? Would they try desperately to win back his favour at his next party? Take out their jealousy on the new shiny plaything that took their place on his lap? Oooh it was so exciting! Maybe if they begged oh so cutely he’d consider taking them out on another date… A couple of his brothers had voiced their disapproval with the perverse sense of entertainment he got out of it all but who were they to judge what he did for fun? They all approached him for his looks anyways, so why should he be responsible for anything deeper than what he was so generously giving them already?

Now imagine how he’d see MC during the exchange program. They’re only another source of entertainment for him, and what better fun is there than bewitching humans? It’s a bit disappointing to see his usual charms not having any effect but hey, there’s more fun to be had in the chase! He takes his time getting to befriend you, learning all your likes and dislikes, getting into trouble with you… until maybe it’s not just about trying to charm you. You’ve developed a real bond with him and all his brothers, even patched things up with Belphie and the attic situation and Maybe, just maybe, he was genuinely starting to like you. 

He’d feel a pang of guilt whenever you gave him a sincere smile, expressing your genuine interest in his stories, practically melting with every compliment he gave you… but he just couldn’t help himself, he wanted to see what you would do when he stopped one day. Would you cling to him as desperately as he imagined, embarrassed gaze not meeting his own as you stutter out a proposal for a date? Or have your heart broken? …Surely his fun had to stop when it had the potential to hurt someone he had such love for. But he didn’t stop, and the sinking feeling he felt in his heart was forgotten as it was replaced instead with the growing anticipation of the outcome. 

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Asmo’s been ignoring you for a couple days now, and he hasn’t had the confrontation he’s been seeking with you yet. He’s convinced himself that now you were holed up in your room, confused about what you’d done wrong, and he’d lose the friendship he built up with you over this all. So he decided to make amends and apologise about everything. 

Imagine his surprise when he sees you out in the hall later that day, laughing as you share a video with Levi. You’re completely fine and happy, clearly not nearly as affected by his schtick as he was expecting you to be and when your eyes dart over to glance over at him, they choose to ignore him in return. He’s dumbfounded. Truly, this has to be the first time anyone’s blown him off. But he deserved it didn’t he? If he was going to treat this like a joke then so were you. With a dry chuckle Asmo realises for the first time that he’s got something he can’t risk losing to his short sighted ‘entertainment’. He was going to live to regret it if he didn’t make it up to you. 

If you’d be so gracious as to accept his apology, he’d have to kick his charm into high gear to make up for lost time. Lets see his brothers compare to the avatar of lust’s advances when he’s serious.

[laurieelaurel]

hii! could i request the demon bros (+ undateables if u can?) with an ugly MC? not that they're insecure they're just... unattractive. and fine with it, because they have other good qualities O_o thanks in advance!

Are all demons this rude?

Brothers x gn!reader

Warnings: none

Wasn't too clear with the req so I decided to turn it more into comfort/fluff haha

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You were very much aware that you wren't the most good looking and to be honest, you didn't really care. You knew you were competent and you got things done, so who cares if you weren't the best looking person in the room? Your demon roommates certainly didn't. So what happens when they overhear some overzealous RAD students mouthing off about it?

Lucifer

The cold blooded Pridy McPrideface isn't one to be easily swayed by appearances. What he does find attractive however is the way you hold yourself. Confidence is always sexy and knowing you recognize all your worth and merits are unrelated to physical appearance is a good quality in his books.

You are well aware that people generally tend to gaze over you, so you made a conscious effort to prove yourself as a competent person. When you were first confronted with the 9 most powerful and influential demons in the Devildom, your need to prove your worth and meet their standards only grew.

Lucifer stands out to you as someone who is purely business, which you appreciate. As intimidating as he is, he only ever comments on your performance in class so as long as you pay attention to your work, you don't see yourself facing any of his judgement.

Now, Lucifer is aware that you, as the only human student, are bound to be heavily scrunitised by the majority of the demon population. He is also aware of how ruthless demon society can be, and as a result knows what the small groups of lesser demons are whispering about when you pass by.

Lucifer can't take direct action against the majority of them so he settles with dropping a few 'subtle' hints that he appreciates you and your genuine self

It's not like the pointless snickering behind your back ever bothered you but you have to admit it's pretty sweet of him

Now, it's one thing to let them get away with their mocking sneers, but the second one of them decides to take it a step too far... Attempting to physically harm the exchange student would be considered a direct challenge of Lord Diavolo's vision for the future and surely would be taken care of accordingly.

It's a safe assumption to say that he probably had something to do with the same trembling demon begging for your forgiveness the next day

Mammon

It's almost a surprise that for as incompetent as he may appear, Mammon is actually considered an attractive and charismatic demon. You might not have had the honour of witnessing his 'charm' firsthand, but it's clear he has a rep for a reason.

Congrats! You've reduced the second oldest brother to a simp! He finds literally anything you do attractive, so even if you were ever overly conscious about your appearance, you've got nothing to worry about. He's your biggest hype man, and tolerates absolutely none of the shit these lower ranked demons are giving you.

It frustrates him that you don’t care about it, that you have always shot down his suggestions to go teach them a lesson. Hell, he’s raring to get involved too! Screw being the bigger person, don’t you want to feel the instant gratification that comes with a right hook wiping those smug sneers from their faces?

This is why you’re getting strung up by Lucifer every other day

Anyways, he’ll listen to your pleas for peace when you convince him that you simply don’t value what they have to say about you, but the second they’re stupid enough to take it a step too far, don’t think the threat of Lucifer’s corporal punishment is gonna stop him from kicking some ass

He caught two of them trying to curse your textbooks one day and decided the only way they'd get their lesson is through his fists. Don't worry - Asmo saw too and he's more than happy to usher everyone away to let his older brother take care of the pests

Levi

This poor soul has been starved of touch and affection for the better part of the last century, do you think he cares what you look like? Not that it matters to you anyways… but the sentiment is appreciated. When you get closer it’ll be Levi seeking affirmation from you more often than not actually - please tell him it doesn’t matter if he’s a yucky otaku or not, he should still always love himself >:(

Lots of respect for you for not giving a damn about what others see as unattractive. He knows how it feels to be a social outcast, but he could never stop caring so damn much about what he could be or comparing himself to others (well it’s sort of his job to be jealous, but…)

So when he hears that some delusional classmates of yours have been bad mouthing you behind your back, he’s angry on your behalf. Why did they think it was funny to criticise you for something that did nothing to change your character or capabilities? They were clearly nothing more than cowardly scum that didn’t deserve the light of day.

Imagine their surprise when the tame third born gives them a pointed glare from across the hall. Even a shut-in like him saw nothing he’d ever be envious in them and would gladly make his disdain be known.

Dislikes confrontations and would rather not have to deal with the likes of them but do you really think a rag tag group of lesser demons have it in them to challenge the Grand Admiral of hell’s navy? Would gladly help one of his more eager brothers get away with teaching the trio a lesson.

Satan

He’s said on multiple occasions how he values intelligence and knowledge as much as he does raw power. When you first plopped down into the devildom he saw you as nothing more than a tool to get under Lucifer’s skin. Nothing more, nothing less. It was much easier to tag along when he witnessed just how competent you were, and as your presence slowly started to grow on him, he could admire how hard you worked, paying no attention at all to what anyone would whisper about your outer appearance.

He never really cared about the stupid and pointless gossip they spread about you. He finds it laughable how pathetic these demons are being. They see you, minding your own business and succeeding in your studies, and instead of trying to better themselves they choose to harass you, who they are jealous of, for only some misguided and momentary satisfaction.

You didn’t care either, since your sense of self worth had nothing to do with a stranger’s approval - and now, he can’t help having the same opinion as Lucifer on this but he finds that confidence hot. He doesn’t feel the need to acknowledge them either.

There are times where they get dangerously close to setting him off though - like when they try to take physical action. The leader of the group tried tripping you on the main staircase of the RAD campus and you could’ve sworn he was about to pull out a couple limbs in retaliation if you hadn't stepped out of the way in time. Luckily for everyone involved you only laughed at their attempt to embarrass you as you passed on by. 

Satan has his reputation as a composed gentleman to maintain, it’d be such a waste to throw it all away to get rid of such unrefined filth. That being said… it’s not like he’s gonna stop Mammon from roughing them up a lil, and it's not technically his responsibility to tell the profs that it was actually Belphie who framed them for cheating…

Asmo

Being good looking has always been a curse - take it from the avatar of Lust himself. Can you imagine all the hands that reach for him at the parties wanting him for anything other than his pretty face?

If he’s being honest, he too had once overlooked you simply because of your plain appearance. He was looking for something interesting in the new transfer student, and you definitely didn’t show anything worth remarking at first glance.

He feels terrible about his behaviour back then. He realises how incredibly hypocritical it was for him to lament about how superficial all the attention he ever got was when he also only judged you superficially

Now that he’s able to make amends, it’s really refreshing for him to spend time with you, who doesn’t care for outward appearances anywhere as much as he’d be able to imagine. You just naturally bond over your very very different yet kind of relatable circumstances, leading to the two of you confiding a lot in each other.

Now when it comes to these cute :) Little :) very uninformed group :) trying to feel better about their poor lives by snubbing you in the halls, he finds that pathetic. You clearly aren’t giving them the time of day and all they can do is giggle amongst themselves as you ignore their comments

Asmo decides to be as flippant as he can as he makes his way over to you, giving them a threatening smile as their eyes are naturally drawn to his approaching figure. They blanch, unable to do anything other than stand there in their stupor as he plans out exactly how he’ll make the three of them the laughing stock of the school. 

Who's to say that it was him who was responsible for those embarrassing devilgram posts to be recirculated, or the rumours that led to their eventual rejection from the rest of the student body?

Beel

Compliments and assurances all day round for everyone :). Make sure to give some back in return as well, Beel’s always been such a doll. The only thing he pays attention to when looking at your outward appearance is your health - make sure not to skip meals and get exercise daily! 

Happy for you knowing you’re comfortable with yourself exactly how you are. As long as you’re happy and healthy, who has the right to criticise how you live your life? Beel truly didn’t want to believe there really were some demons going around behind your back at school but here we are. 

I say this every time but Beel is such a sweet and pure guy. The thing is, his kindness really only extends to his brothers and you - he is one of the 7 demon lords of hell, and that's how the general public sees him. Not happy at all about what these lesser demons have been on about. It’s rare for you to see him with a frown on his face, but at school he doesn’t try to hide his displeasure with the group.

He confronts them eventually one day, blunt and in their faces. Not only is it uncomfortably awkward, but terrifying for them as well - there’s a reason a rumour about Beel eating lesser demons that got on his nerves exists. If they have a working head on their shoulders, they would stop.

Would offer to walk your around school everyday like he does with Belphie since he intimidates everyone enough to scare even the idea of trying to talk shit about you out of their skulls.

Might even talk to Lucifer about it because even if you say you don’t mind what others say about you, it can always go too far and when that happens, he can’t promise that he’ll be able to stop any of his brothers from tearing them apart.

Belphie 

He’s always been a brat himself so you wonder why he feels the need to confront you about the ‘bullies’ at RAD. Pretends not to care about it, just slipping in a casual question as you’re studying together. You truly don’t feel self conscious about your appearance and he knows it. What he wants to know about is how far they’ve taken the name calling, since you’ve admitted to feeling a bit bothered by their constant jeers. 

Y’know… physical appearances aren’t really that important to demons… do you even want to know what any of his brothers’ true forms look like? It’s not even comparable to what you humans see as ‘ugly’, so don’t expect any self respecting demon to judge that part of you. Clearly these demons don’t even deserve to be in the same room as you. 

Uses this as another excuse to cling to you even more. What if they were to hurt you this time? Surely letting him rest his head on your lap will warn them from getting too close. Don't worry about what others say, and he'll take care of them some way...

When you aren't looking, he's incredibly petty and mean. The trio finds themselves victims of every single prank you could think of. Thumbtacks left out on their seats and in their shoes, phantom appendages they always seem to trip on, buckets of used mop water strategically placed on top of doorways they pass through…

It doesn’t help the poor demons that Lucifer is supposedly turning a blind eye to the youngest brother’s antics… but that’s neither here nor there. Clearly, they brought this upon themselves.

[laurieelaurel]

I swear to god I could write a whole ass fic about how this old man is evading my pulls

[laurieelaurel]

obey me characters where they accidentally hurt mc and at first they think "this is bad but mc will understand its an accident right?" then mc starts ignoring them, so they panic but turns out mc wasnt ignoring them, they were just out...mc-ing??

You're not mad, are you?

brothers x gn!mc

Warnings: none, kind of crack-y?

Brothers accidentally hurt Mc, and they've been ignoring them for the past day now. Clearly they must be giving the silent treatment, and now they're on a mission to clear things up before it gets worse!

(I'm assuming you meant hurt as in hurting their feelings)

Lucifer

Guess who's saddled with paper work againnn

Poor man stressed out of his mind, gets annoyed and lets slip a few choice words when you tease him a bit

In hindsight, he knows he shouldn't have lashed out at you, but surely you knew he didn't mean it

right?

So then why did you run off? to get his attention?

Fine. Suit yourself. He doesn't need you here anyways.

Except that's a lie because it's now 9 pm and you're still not home and he's pacing around his office waiting for you

Finally goes off to find you himself a quarter past 10 because it's not about the argument anymore - being alone past nightfall is dangerous!

Finds you hanging out with a group of friends in the park, cooing at the hell cockatoos

Your friends see him approaching and quickly assure you it's fine to leave early

With an awkward goodbye to your friends you're left face to face with Lucifer

Neither of you are sure what to say, but Lucifer goes first with a rather out of character apology

You're not exactly sure what he's apologizing about and he can see that

Actually loses his composure there for a second, but manages to play off his confusion to tell you it's almost midnight

Studies you like a hawk the whole walk back

Can't find a single hint that you were ever upset

Playing 4d chess against himself as he tries to probe you about how you feel about what he said earlier in the evening

Might have a poker face on but on the inside he's having a crisis here

Were you upset?? Cause you don't look upset??? But then why would you leave randomly like that??? Do you just like feeding birds???

Mammon

You get a text from Lucifer about picking some papers up from RAD

You were with Mammon at the time and you tell him you needed to go

Your stupid tsundere boyfriend doesn't want you to go, but he obviously won't say it outright

"W-well, don't even think about comin' back then!" he blurts out

Panics immediately after because oh crap you actually left?

Sends a few texts trying to play it cool a couple of minutes later but he is the farthest thing from cool rn

You see them, but only roll your eyes at his overly pompous messages

You definitely know

Being left on read isn't the end of the world Mammon...

So so so obvious to read - one glance over at him and all of his brothers can see he's had a fight with you

Lucifer pities him and drops some subtle hints that you're not actually gone

The others just sit back and roll their eyes at this moron (Asmo told you later on about his little freak out)

You get home an hour later, have a nice bath and when you get up to grab dinner you're immediately met with Mammon at the door

"I left for less than an hour you know"

Mutters something about not missing you at all despite having stood unmoving outside your door for the past 15 minutes

Clears his throat before stuttering out an apology

It's very genuine

The only problem is you've got no idea what he's apologizing for?

So you accept the apology not thinking much about it

Follows you around like a lost puppy for the rest of the week

Levi

He noticed you trying to get his attention but it can wait right? Just give him a couple more seconds - You know you can't pause multiplayer games right??

It's not like Levi ever made it a habit of choosing his games over hanging out with you

And you're usually content with watching him go at it while you aimlessly scroll through devilgram

Levi's just been obsessed with the DevilKart Ruri-chan crossover for the past 2 days

To put it quite bluntly, anyone would get sick of racing games if they had to watch them for longer than a couple hours at a time

So you just went out to get some fresh air

A couple of rounds later, Levi is panicking bc where the hell did you go Mc??

assumes you left because he wasn't paying attention to you

Would like to bury himself in his bathtub and not come out for another decade in shame

But he's resolved himself to find you and beg for forgiveness before that

Finds you chilling out in the garden

You see him awkwardly shuffling towards you out of the corner of your eye

Almost jumps out of his skin when you wave at him

He's like 20 feet away from you at this point but he just blurts out his apology

Please don’t just stare at him like that and answer him it’s taking all of his being not to combust on the spot

You feel really bad for some reason asking him what he was apologizing for because now you’re both flustered

You’ll both be fine, though Levi might need some more encouraging words to get through his embarrassment

Satan

The literal avatar of wrath got angry who could have foreseen this

To be fair, he has spent literal centuries practicing keeping his emotions under control

In the heat of the moment he let out a few insensitive words when brushing you off

Goes off to brood in his own room

When he calms down, he notices you're not around

Sends a couple curt texts about talking again later but gets no response

Paces around nervously, acting almost Lucifer-esque, as it gets closer and closer to nightfall

A bit frustrated because he's already upset he lost his cool and now you're off giving him the silent treatment

Spends a bit too long debating wether or not to go and bring you home himself

Has just convinced himself to go bring you home when the door opens

Your eyes meet immediately and he’s already right next to you

asks “Can we talk?”

And your heart sinks because that’s one of the scariest things you can hear out of a significant other

You both go into the conversation extremely nervous

You mean he's been swallowing his pride to apologize over something you weren't even upset about?

MC you had better make up for this misunderstanding... yes some time cuddling by the fireplace will do

Asmo

He knows very well that you've been avoiding him for the past few days

He also knows that this is most definitely an attempt to get his attention (tsk tsk, how basic of you MC!)

Well jokes on you, Asmo's not gonna chase after you!

Acts a tad bit too smug about the whole thing, just waiting to see you cave and take the initiative to approach him

Ooh the thought of you shyly tugging on his arm to get your attention has him smiling to himself already

Imagine his surprise when a week passes without much interaction between you two

He's getting ready to retire for the night, still hoping to see you seeking him out when he runs into one of his brothers instead

At first he was going to ignore them but then they mention you

instantly perks up at your name

Turns out you've been busy studying for the upcoming midterms (and the responsible asmo has not!!)

It takes him a second to realize how dumb it was for him to assume it was ever about getting his attention,,, he's ignored you for a week over this?

Literally bursts into your room to apologize

Turns out you didn't even notice his attempts to prompt a reaction out of you

why? Oh... yeah you were busy studying for those exams weren't you

Beel

Now I'm not sure how Beel's managed to hurt you but maybe he's just being worried over nothing

Once he's realized you've been ignoring him all day he's mulling over what he could've done wrong

Tries not to get in your way assuming you want some space

Cue the wistful glances from across the dining table

Any time you try to meet his gaze he averts his own, looking away in dismay

Honestly MC is starting to feel a bit ashamed they've made this cinnamon roll of a demon feel bad

It only takes a day for Beel to approach you about it, showing up at your door with his big ole puppy dog eyes

You're both sat down on your bed as he tries to tip toe around the issue

You try to save yourselves both the stress and try to bring it up yourself

please get this misunderstanding resolve asap

Once it's over and peace has been restored make sure to make up for the lost time you could've spent cuddling (and eating!)

Belphie

He was only joking when he said you were being annoying

Well at least half joking

At first you laughed it off, being significantly more quiet the rest of the day

He swears he didn't mean to hurt your feelings and he thought you knew it was a joke but you've been awfully quiet since breakfast and you haven't answered his texts :(

Spends the entire day planning a whole ass apology

And a lot of the day resisting the urge to nap

But most of it deciding on his words

A bit nervous when you still haven't come back home seeing how it's so late out

Hears the door open and he knows all his brothers are in their rooms right now

Catches you trying to sneak into your room and you look absolutely exhausted

It hurts him to see you like this and he can't help but rush out an apology

Except you seem pretty nonchalant about the whole thing which is pretty odd considering you've been giving him the cold shoulder the entire day

Asks where you were, to which you tell him about the nice petting zoo you didn't know the devildom had

confusion

Why weren't you answering his texts? >> was out at the damn zoo

Why were you so quiet?? >> because I woke up early to get ready to go to the zoo??

Why do you look so tired??? >> because I was living my life out at the zoO????

"So you're not mad at me?"

"Never was?"

"Oh."

[laurieelaurel]

Luke catches the equivalent of a celestial flu and Simeon is in the celestial kingdom to get the medicine / products to create a medicine (because they don't have it on Devildom) mama Mc taking care of her angel baby until papa Simeon comes back.

Taking care of Luke when he's sick

Luke x Gn!Mc (platonic!!)

Texting Mammon for what felt like the millionth time that you would be fine, you put down your phone with a sigh. Both Solomon and Simeon had confirmed that you'd be fine!

Luke had come back from the Celestial realm with a flu and you were apparently invulnerable to it as a human. You of course saw no problem with looking over him while Simeon brought back some medicine from all the way up in the celestial realm.

“Mc…” Luke sniffled pitifully, “I’ll be okay. They’re waiting for you so you can go”. Frowning, you looked down at his definition of ‘okay’. His eyes were tired and his face clearly burning up. You were gonna string up Mammon later for making Luke feel guilty. “Absolutely not. I’m not leaving until Simeon comes back with medicine.” Bringing your hand up to his forehead, Luke leans his significantly hotter forehead against your cool fingers. You couldn’t help but feel terrible looking at the young angel suffer. Surely Simeon would be back soon?

However long it took him to get back, you would stay by Luke’s side. Replacing your hand with a cool towel, you looked around the room for something to distract him with. If your poor boy wasn’t even able to fall asleep, you’d at least take his mind off of his discomfort for a while. Unfortunately, there wasn’t anything of much interest, so you were stuck with only your wits. Fortunately however, having had plenty of experience living in a world without magic cures for everything, you had a few homemade remedies in mind.

Telling Luke you’d be right back, you quickly left the room, heading for the kitchen. Peeking into the fridge, you picked out a few things that the residents of the purgatory hall wouldn’t mind you using (and avoided a few items that seemed to have been touched by Solomon). With the help of the handy magical kitchen utensils, you had a bowl of chicken broth and honey tea ready to bring back to Luke. Quietly opening the door, you set down the tray of food as you sat down in the chair opposite Luke.

The young angel stirred in bed, not quite able to smell the food you brought in for him, but curious nonetheless. You helped support him as he propped himself up against his pillow before offering him the warm broth. You jokingly ask if he needed help feeding himself (though if he had said yes, you’d be glad to) and you’re happy to see some of his old self showing, pouting with a glare.

“How’re you feeling?” you ask, after he finished his bowl. “Better…” he answered softly, “what did you put in it?”. You laugh, “Nothing much… but It’s nice to drink something warm when you’re sick.” It’s funny that a magic cure is easier to make than a cup of tea here.

“But you’ll be officially better once Simeon get’s here, which is…” you glance at the notifications of your DDD “...in a couple minutes!”

"So... erm... why don't I show you some uh... human world magic in that time?" You try, laughing at your own idea. The idea of showing off old parlour tricks to the residents of the devildom had crossed your mind a few times, so why not try it on someone younger?

Luke's face lit up immediately, nodding eagerly.

"Have you ever seen someone pull a coin out of your ear?"

[laurieelaurel]

Hi, just wanted to let you all know that some family things came up so I will be inactive for a bit - I see the requests and I will finish them eventually, I just have personal things to take care of first

- Laurie <3

[laurieelaurel]

hello! can i request a om!crack where mc had enough of the brothers bs where and they unexpectedly summoned/controlled cerberus & lotan? 😂

Can you guys shut up already?

Gn!Mc x brothers

Warnings: none, crack

mc accidentally summons Lotan through the power of sheer annoyance.

omg hahaha that's such a funny scenario to imagine, hope I've done it justice ;)))

This was the third time this week. When was it going to end?

Picking mindlessly at your dinner, you let out a deep sigh as the brothers continued to yell. Hearing your exasperation, Beel looked over from the other side of the table and gave you a knowing look. Him and Lucifer were probably the only ones not contributing to your ever growing list of complaints right now.

Maybe it was the humid weather that had everyone marinating in a collective feeling of uncomfortableness, but as of late, it had been really easy to set off an argument between the brothers. Which means they happened every waking hour of the day.

"Shut up!" Someone yelled, it really didn't matter who, or what, for that matter, they were talking about any more. You just wanted them to stop. Satan muttered something from under his breath that you didn't quite catch - no doubt towards another one of his brothers, and got up from his seat.

It was a good idea, you thought, to just get out of the situation all together. You were just thinking of following suit when out of the corner of your eye, you saw a blur of white soar across the room. You could have sword you saw it in slow motion, as it hit the back of Satan's head with an audible thump.

The room went silent for the first time in forever, and everyone turned and waited That was in slow motion too; The fork that was in Mammon's hand clattered to the floor, mouth slightly agape (he most likely was the one that threw it), Asmo ducking behind his chair (clearly his intended target), and of course, Satan, the unintended target, who slowly brought his hand up to touch where the now broken plate made contact with his head.

Carefully, he flicked the stray pieces of the shadow goose casserole out of his hair. As he turned slightly, you could see an unreadable expression on his face, but you let out a sigh of relief once he turned back on his heel to leave.

Unfortunately for your sanity, else this whole mess would have never happened, he never made it to the door. A quiet sniggering from Asmo was heard at the opposite end of the table and he stopped again.

A snarky remark from Belphie and it was over.

Cursing in a language you couldn't begin to understand, Satan lunged across the room, food flying everywhere as you yelped in surprise. You jumped back, falling out of your chair as you watched a free for all start in the middle of your fucking dinner.

Food went everywhere, the table basically collapsing under their weight as silverware and plates clattered to the ground in an abrasive symphony. There was more yelling and pushing, an empty glass catching you across the face as you stumbled back.

You should have been scared, of the powerful demons hissing and biting at each others' throats but you've been numbed by this already. There was no more patience left in you. You came here to have a nice dinner and this is what you got. You were done.

Cursing under your breath, you shakily got up to your feet. "Shut the hell up!!" You screamed at the top of your lungs, startling everyone into silence.

"Can you guys all calm the FUCK down before I-"

You didn't even finish before suddenly, the wall behind you blew up, sending parts of it flying through the room. Beel, the only one not actively part of the fight, was right there, shielding you from the debris. Your anger still hadn't faded, and the sinks in the kitchen exploded, sending streams of water out into the Hall. Everyone slowly got up to their feet, and as water started pooling on the floor, their eyes turned to Levi. Lucifer was going to kill them all if he found out Lotan was summoned.

The demon in question was just as oblivious as you were, holding his hands up in surrender as he looked around for an answer. "I... It wasn't me," he stuttered, confused and utterly lost, "I h-"

As if on cue, two of Lotan's heads burst in through the wall, hissing and screeching. Lucifer, who had finally had enough of the commotion could be heard stomping towards the dining room. Mammon paled.

Oh Diavolo, you were all screwed.

Lucifer

What the actual fuck did you guys do

You can see the light leave his eyes as he takes in what's left of the destroyed room

Only for them to be lit up again with ANGER

Mammoooon!

Well actually, it's Levi he's glaring at this time - if he couldn't keep Lotan under control then there's no way he would stay in the Devildom any longer. Do you know how much the water costs?

But surprise surprise, it wasn't Levi this time

His eyes go from Mammon, to Levi, to Satan and finally... to you, who Lotan was now circling around protectively

Speechless

Seriously. Were you all scheming together to give him an aneurysm?

Pinches the bridge of his nose and demands an explanation out of you

Well, first he's gonna have to take care of Lotan

But after this he sits you down to have a nice long chat about what you've done

"Mc, I know that my brothers can be fools sometimes, and there are times that I myself think of drowning them where they stand, but that doesn't give you the right to flood our home like that." "Lucifer I'm telling you I literally have no idea how I did that." "Well-"

Mammon

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck-

Hey Mc, is there enough room behind Lotan to shield him from Lucifer's rage too?

While he might not have been the one to have pulverized the dining table and decimate the walls of the room, he knows that his actions lead to this happening

Lucifer doesn't even know what happened right away but seeing Mammon's guilty expression he know's he's found at least one of the culprits

Listen Mc, he won't ask how or why you've made friends with Lotan, but just know he'll pay you handsomely for you to take him with you on Lotan's back and run as far away from Lucifer as possible

Huh? What do you mean you don't know how to control it?

unholy screeches as Lucifer drags him away by the ear

Honestly, you could all get away with pinning the whole thing on him because once Lucifer finds out the truth behind the whole thing - and trust me, he will, - Mammon would be dead anyways.

"Hey Mc?" "What is it Levi?" "Should we maybe... help out Mammon? Cuz... Y'know... it wasn't actually all his fault..." "...Levi." "?" "Lucifer specifically said not to even touch a hair on his body unless you want to take his place up there." "...On second thought, maybe he got himself into it on his own." "HEY! I can hear ya guys from up here!"

Levi

UMMM?????

He didn't summon Lotan did he? DID HE???

Oh no Lucifer said he would confiscate his pc if this happened again-

wait Mc

Why is Lotan listening to you now???

Poor guy is so damn confused, looking at you with the widest eyes for an explanation

You have a pact with him, did the pact somehow extend to his familiars as well?

Whatever the reason was, the explanation can wait for now

As Lucifer goes over everyone's account of what happened, Levi's the one ushering Lotan out of the hall and doing most of the cleaning

Since when did you meet Lotan?

He was sure that he kept him far enough away from the hall...

Nevermind that though - you've gotta get your stories straight before Lucifer starts questioning you!

You try your best not to make eye contact with Levi. You can feel a burning gaze on the back of your head, and when you met his unmoving gaze for a second, you felt a million question behind his eyes make their way into your brain. As if he was sharing his confusion and disbelief with you via eye contact. You look over at Beel for help, any hint on what you should do but Beel only has a thousand more questions for you. Why did Lotan put you on the spot like this

Satan

What

Mc is that you?

He's only beating the life out of Mammon, no need to go as far as flood the hall

A bit wary of the power you wield - the biggest threat in his life, the destruction of his books, came from Levi summoning Lotan

And now here he was with you

Cautiously tries to make peace

Okay maybe he might've overreacted, and caused a giant commotion but that doesn't mean you have to flood the house

Please Mc

Wait what do you mean you don't know how to control Lotan

Someone get the damn thing under control before he bursts another blood vessel

Hell he doesn't care if Lucifer needs to come here as long as the house doesn't get flooded again for the second time this year!

"Asmo I don't care about your hair right now, if a drop of salt water so much as enters my room I'm going to roast the goddamn lizard alive." You put a hand over Asmo's mouth before he could make any more snide remarks. "Please, Asmo. I think the flooding is enough for today."

Asmo

Was having a laugh watching his brothers go at each others throats until BAM

now he's gotten involved in the mess

The fighting isn't nearly as funny when you've got your hands dirty too :(

Well, at least the dumbfounded looks on everyone in the room are hilarious

He's the only one laughing as you all stand around in the flooded ruins of the dining table

Not for long though because oh crap Lucifer's here-

The second most likely to start a fight in Lucifer's eyes, he's gonna have to go through a rigorous interrogation once this is all over

When he finally notices how Lotan has basically wrapped it’s heads around you, his face lights up

Oh what’s this mc?

Eyes hungry, basically demanding an explanation

Well that explanation was going to have to come after his explanation to Lucifer

"ehe, so, Lucifer, about what just happened..."

Asmo brings up a hand to his face as he avoids Lucifer's sharp gaze. Looking around the room once again, he sends a whimpering Lotan back a few paces with a glare. He hides his comparatively huge body behind yours which leads Lucifer's gaze to settle on you for a second. He had a stern expression, as if telling you he'd get to you later. First however, was Asmo. This wasn't going to be very pretty. But he knew better than to run.

Beel

As the only one Lucifer trusts to give an accurate rundown of what the fuck just happened, Beel is probably the only one exempt from punishment

Throws a questioning glance at Levi, but seeing that he’s got no idea what’s going on tells him that he definitely didn’t summon him

Well then

If Levi can't control him, he'll just have to save the Hall from a week of soggy carpets himself

Ready to square off with Lotan as he stares him down menacingly

Meanwhile, you’re just standing awkwardly in the middle of the whole thing because apparently Lotan has decided to plop himself right next to you

Fortunately for the remains of the house, there is no need for more fighting because all Lotan seems to want to do is sniff at you

Speaking of, why was it only when you started yelling that he got here

Now hold on- there’s no possible way you brought Lotan here, is there?

Mc???

You can only stand and watch in solidarity with Beel as he looks down at what is left of the kitchen. The fridge you were tasked with guarding reduced to rubble, the stashes of secret snacks washed away from the cupboards, and, saddest of all, Beel himself, now holding a chunk of what once was the cookie jar. "Shit, are you actually crying?"

Belphie

Lmaooo

He might be getting pinned down under a chair but this moron has the audacity to laugh

Lucifer was going to lose his shit when he got here

Aaaand now he's here and definitely about to blow his top

This was funnier before he actually got here

here is the most likely to start a fight in Lucifer's eyes ladies and gentlemen

See him in all of his glory because Lucifer's coming for his ass

He knows he's screwed up because even Beel's struggling to make an excuse on his behalf (poor boy cannot lie - although not many have balls big enough to lie to Lucifer anyways

Nice going cowboy, you're now on cleaning duty with Satan

"At least I'm not being hung from the ceiling for the rest of the week. Unlike a certain idiot brother of mine. Sucks to be him." "UH I can hear still hear ya, y'know!" "Yeah that's the point, dumbass."

[laurieelaurel]

Masterlist!

A messy compilation of all my currents works. There's not too much and I'll clean it up eventually. I swear. Lemme know if any links don't work :)

gn!mc unless otherwise specified.

Last updated: Jul 15

Brothers

Mc singing about angels (brothers x reader)

Leave my sister alone! (brothers + dateables x fem!reader, feat. Luke)

Shy Mc (Beel, Levi, Mammon x reader)

What they find attractive (Older brothers x fem!reader)

Mc summons Lotan?! (brothers x reader)

You're not mad, are you? (brothers x reader)

Brothers with an ugly MC (brothers x reader)

Clingy MC (brothers x reader)

Getting stood up (brothers x reader)

Mammonpocalypse! (brothers x reader)

Fics

Your own bakery (platonic!Luke x reader)

Sometimes even an Angel needs a Guardian Angel (platonic!Luke x reader)

Series (I'll get through them someday I sweaR)

Ace!reader - Lucifer, Mammon, Belphie - Satan, Beel, Diavolo - Solomon, Barbatos

How he shows he cares - Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Satan

Misc

surviving in the devildom 101

Asmo brainrot

[laurieelaurel]

What they find attractive

Fem!Mc x older brothers (+ Satan--I know he's not part of the older brothers' gang but I had gotten the first 4 done so...)

I have 3 requests to get through but I am also stressed out of my mind with 5 tests this week so please forgive this self-indulgent lil blurb. I'm not planning on doing the younger brothers yet, but if anyone reqs it then I'll have it done after my current reqs :)

Lucifer

Your handsss

He likes holding them, he likes being held by them and most of all he likes to see you use them

Would shamelessly stare as you do anything that involves your hands

Wether you're drawing, making a small craft, cooking, or even scribbling away at your homework - he finds it fascinating

God forbid you can play any instruments (and bonus points if it's a string instrument)

Offer him a massage at the end of a stressful day and watch the avatar of pride turn to putty in your hands

If you really wanna make him go wild then offer to brush his hair and run your hands through his scalp

If you wanna mess with him:

Stop mid massage and don't move until he tells you to continue

He was lost in bliss there but now he's confused

not-so subtly tries to nudge your fingers as he leans back into your touch

When that doesn't work, he looks right at you, with his long, hard, questioning stare

He's asking why you stopped

Refuses to swallow his pride and say it out loud though

"Do you want me to keep going?"

You think a simple head massage would be enough to get him to admit defeat? him??The avatar of pride?? Lucifer Morningstar????

.

"...Yes"

Well damn

You're so dead if you ever bring this up btw

Mammon

Wearing his clothes

Loves how noticeable it is that you've got something that's his

Offer him one of your hoodies too so that he can show off that he's yours

Just gets so smug when his brothers see you wearing the jacket that's very obviously his

but more than that, he's really happy that you're happy to flaunt it too

As much as "the great mammon" likes to say that it's no surprise that he's got a monopoly on your mind, he's a bit insecure

Knowing you've got nothing to be ashamed of with letting everyone know you're wearing what's his really boosts his confidence

If you wanna mess with him:

So

Lets say you had a sleepover together

what kind of sleepover? that's up to you and your imaginationnnn

He wakes up groggy in bed next to you

reaching over, he pulls you close as he buries his face into your neck for a big hug

he meant to subtly leave a bit of his smell on you before you went down for breakfast but then he realizes all of you smells like him

you went to bed wearing one of his shirts

hell yeah

First he's all smug about it

He can't wait to see the faces of all his brothers when you both walk in there together

But then you have to get out and he sees that it's pretty big on you and basically covering your shorts too

Well now it looks like you're wearing nothing but his shirt

this man is a stuttering mess before you can even wake up properly

His face is so red that you'd almost expect steam to be coming off of him too

Needs to physically restrain himself from staring otherwise he may just faint

Levi

Now, he's REALLY not trying to say he's a masochist when he says this but

When you get mad

Or have any serious expression for that matter

When Mammon or Belphie try to get you to do their chores while they laze around, you straight up tell them no because why the hell should you

Maybe it's because he's got a hard time doing it himself, but it's really cool seeing you stand up for yourself

Another time, he ran into you, yelling at some lesser demon for making snide comments at your friends in the halls of RAD

You were pissed, and the way you so casually threatened them back was really striking in his mind

If you wanna mess with him:

you were playing some racing games, chilling together on his couch

You were both getting pretty into it, though it wasn't easy for you to keep up with Levi

So you decided you would play a lil dirty

Scooting a bit closer to Levi in between rounds, first your elbows were touching, then your leg was propped up on his and now you were basically leaning against his shoulder

Confused and in a panic, he turned to you for an explanation but you didn't even return eye contact, looking intently at the screen

You were only hoping to throw Levi off with the sudden proximity but really, you've got him blushing for a second reason because oh fuck you look so hot when you're focused like that

Realizes he shouldn't be staring cuz he doesn't want you to think he's being weird and tries to focus on the game but...

You've already won

Even though he's not looking at you, he knows you're there, hell he can feel you mashing buttons right next to him

Swallows nervously, as his ears begin heating up

Ooh boy this was gonna be a long night

Satan

Finds it pretty hot when you tie your hair up

It's a small thing, and you're usually doing it to get it out of the way

He finds himself looking whenever you do it tho

Seeing your hands work quickly, holding a hair tie in your mouth

Well maybe it's because he finds your face when you're focused cute too

If he was being honest though, what he finds really hot is that he can see the back of your neck

He can't put his finger on why exactly

Maybe it's because it's somewhere you wouldn't ordinarily see?

He insists that he's different from the rest of his brothers, that he doesn't have the same immature, prepubescent reactions to seeing just a lil bit of skin

But here he is, unable to focus on his homework because he can see a bit of your neck

If you wanna mess with him:

Ask him to help you with your necklace

He'll say yes because of course, he's a gentleman

And then you turn around, pulling up your hair with your hands

because how else is he going to undo your necklace

Only now does Satan realize what he's agreed to

shit shit shit

You don't see how much he's hesitating

As he fumbles with the clasp, all he can think about is how delicate you are and how much you're trusting him, a demon, to let him do this and how sensitive your neck is-

And now he's thinking too much and his face is red

The clasp finally comes undone and he turns around so fast

you thank him and it takes a solid 5 seconds for him to mumble back a reply

He's got a million excuses planned to get out of unwanted social interactions but now he can't think of a single one because of you

[laurieelaurel]

Brothers reaction to hearing vocalist MC singing Fallen Angels from Within Temptation after they got back from a student council meeting. detail they don't know this band and they think mc wrote this song for them.

Brothers reacting to Mc singing about angels

Vocalist!Gn!Mc x reader

Warnings: slight angst in Belphie's part

Decided to make this a bit more broad because I don't want to make a habit of taking a bunch of niche song reqs - It's a nice song tho, haven't heard it in like 5 years so that was nostalgic

The brothers had just returned from the impromptu meeting only to hear a quiet humming in the living room...

Lucifer

He wasn't planning on intruding but your voice was very soothing to his tired ears

Decided that he would at least pay you a compliment before retreating to his bedroom, he made his way towards the living room

As he got closer and closer, he started to make out the words to the song you were singing

It was a simple song, but... did you know what you were doing? Singing a song about angels here in the devildom?

Well you've got a wonderful singing voice, he'll give you that

Not exactly happy about it though in the back of his mind he knows its not new for humans to write about things they couldn't begin to understand

When you tell him you were just singing a song, he kind of just stares you down disapprovingly

What kind of band is this

Does not approve

Why not expand your taste in music Mc? You're free to join him in the music room tonight. Your beautiful voice would better suit much more... cultured lyrics

Mammon

Hey who's talking to themselves in there?

Grumpy boy's just finished listening to Lucifer lecture for over half an hour, he just wants some peace and quiet at home

Marches on over to tell you to quiet down

Ears twitch as soon as he hears any mentions of angels

Throws open the door, scaring the crap outta you

"Huh? why'd you stop?"

As if he didn't just barge in

Would very much like to hear you singing (something else)

Not that he's upset or anything, it's just kinda embarrassing that you'd think of him that way and to even write a whole-

wait what do you mean it's just a song from the human realm

In an attempt to pretend he knew all along he only makes it that much more obvious he had no clue

Doesn't know much technical stuff about music but damn you've got some voice there

Levi

It’s been a long day for pretty much all the brothers, how do you think the resident shut in feels

Wants nothing more than to log onto his pc and not see the sun for a day

Hearing your hauntingly pretty voice through the vents he almost shudders

Did Lucifer leave one of his vinyls on?

After waiting a few minutes to see if it stopped, he decided to actually go down and check it out

As he gets closer to the room he’s confused as to why this kind of music is here at the HoL 

Prolly the most unfazed by the lyrics

Can you imagine the amount of edgy content this guy sees on a daily basis?

That doesn't mean he's not surprised it was you singing

That was YOU Mc? Why didn’t you ever mention you could sing?

Gushes about how nice your song was, blushing as he compliments you

Wait a band? Which one?

Would definitely check them out just because you seem to like them

Satan

Made a beeline towards where the singing was coming from the moment he came home

The cursed record was only supposed to play when Lucifer got here damnit!

Assumed the lyrics had something to do with the curse but

Oh wait it's you

well

wait it was you singing?

His plan to make a fool out of Lucifer has to be put on hold because this has just gotten a lot more interesting

Has a million questions for you, the most pressing of which is why the hell have you never showed off this talent?

Oh and I guess as a demon he should be concerned about all this about fallen angels

But really, Satan's the one with the least amount of connection to anything related to angels

Finds it amusing more than anything that you'd be singing about his brothers like that

Laughs when you tell him it's from a human band

He's always been curious as to why humans have had all these preconceived notions of beings they've never seen before

But hey, if you're curious about (fallen) angels then he wouldn't mind trading some info in exchange for hearing you sing some more

Asmo

He was wandering around, looking for a distraction after being told quite harshly by lucifer to finish his work

But he didn’t want to :(

Hearing such a lovely voice sing out to him, how could he not go investigate?

Very, very curious

The voice sounded like yours but he’s never heard you sing before?

Gets excited over catching you “in the act”

The lyrics don’t bother him much either, though it’s been a long while since he last heard anything like them

He and his brothers have heard plenty of praises and songs in their name back in their time in the celestial realm and it’s kinda weird to hear them now that they’re demons

weirder still coming from you

well, he’s got to at least pay you a visit and some compliments if you’ve gone out of your way to write a song in his honour, no?

Walks into the living room smugly, showering you in compliments as he takes the opportunity to get closer

That was quite the song you’ve made there

Oh, it’s by a band?

Well that’s a disappointment

Then, pretty please, mc why not sing your own song about him?

Beel

Yes he hears it but he’s gotta satiate his hunger first

Sorry mysterious voice, but he’s starving after being stuck in that meeting room for so long

Is off to pillage the kitchen once again

He hasn't even started to enjoy his latest conquest when he hears a faint voice ring out

Walks over to where you are with only a handful of cookies

Goes from curious to unsettled real quick

Almost accidentally crushes the poor cookies in his hands

That voice is most definitely Mc right? Why are you...

Hurriedly stuffs what's rest of the cookies in his mouth in an attempt to free up his hands

Swallowing nervously, he walks even faster until he's standing outside the living room

Feels awkward just standing out there, and it's not exactly nice to be eavesdropping

Polite and is the only one to actually knock on the door

Peeks his head in, making eye contact, looking like a kicked puppy

Asks meekly about the song you're singing, genuinely a bit upset

Assuring him quickly that it wasn't meant to be about him or any of his brothers, you tell him about the band

Oh... I see... But maybe you can sing something else? Belphie said that listening to lullabies can help when you have trouble falling asleep...

Belphie

Who’s stealing his job as the resident bodiless voice

Mc? Is that you?

Waddles his way towards the living room

stops short of opening the door, listening intently to your voice

Might be the most affected by it

Hearing you sing about angels + the fact that you're a descendent of Lilith

Brings some unwanted thoughts to mind

While Beel might get sad thinking of it, Belphie's feeling something a bit closer to anger

Can't exactly be angry at you though

Eyes boring through the back of your head, he stands in the doorway for a second, listening to your quiet humming

Waits for you to finishing singing to yourself before getting your attention

You turn around to be met face to face with a deadpan Belphie standing three feet away from you

???Since when

He stares at you and it only takes a few seconds for you to realize the reason why

Feeling a bit flustered, you explain it was just a song from the human realm

He doesn't seem to react much, only showing that he's heard you

Give him a second he's just feeling some feelings now

Would definitely ask you to sing him to sleep one day because he's a spoiled baby

[laurieelaurel]

I just read your fic about Luke and it was super cute! 🥰 I was wondering if I can request a platonic! Luke x baker! Reader where reader really needs someone to “watch over” her (or any pronouns) bakery and so she ask Luke to take over when in actuality baker reader is gifting one of her bakeries to Luke because he’s such a kind hearted Angel 😇. Also I feel like he deserves his own bakery.

Baker!Gn!Mc x Luke (Platonic!)

Warnings: Just fluff, not proofread

Gotta say I’m loving the requests about Luke ❤️ To be honest the cake scene was inspired by this time that my mom singlehandedly saved my first poor attempt at baking with the help of google lmao

I hope this was what you were looking for nonnie!

You remember pretty clearly the look on Luke’s face when you told him about your bakery. The whole day was something to remember really; Luke had practically dragged you over to the Purgatory hall to bake together. What was the occasion even? A devildom holiday? Someone’a birthday? Or just an earnest request from Beel? Well whatever it was, it had Luke excited.

To be honest, part of the reason you remember it so well is because it didn't go to plan. Luke had left the cake in for a bit too long and was flustered trying to figure out how to fix it. Fortunately for the cake, you were there to the rescue!

Patting Luke's shoulder, assuring him that it'll be fine, you pull out your handy dandy cake knife, determined to save his hard work. Luke anxiously watched on as you prepared to pull out the baking knowledge you hadn't planned on flexing. Carefully carving off a thin layer of burnt crust, you were relieved to find that the insides were cooked alright.

Filled with even more determination, you made quick work of the charred crust, and while you had cut the cake down to a considerably smaller size, it was free of burnt edges. You made sure to apply generous amounts of icing to make up for the fact, only letting out a sigh of relief after smoothing out the last of the icing.

"There. Hope it's alright..." you say as you turn to see Luke's reaction. There wasn't much else to say before Luke turned to you, practically starry eyed. "You didn't say you could bake!" he blurted out, "That was so cool!".

"Technically you never asked... But I actually started a bakery back in the human realm so I guess you can say I've got some experience..."

"..."

""What?!?"

And that was how you ended up promising to take Luke to see your bakery.

It wasn't until a couple months later that you were reminded of that again - it was the devildom equivalent of reading week and you had Lucifer's permission to mosey on back to the human realm.

You made sure to get permission from Simeon as well, to be able to borrow Luke, and marched over to the purgatory hall to surprise him. His eyes widened as jumped to his feet, you couldn't help but smile. You helped the young angel frantically packing his things before grabbing your own hastily packed suitcase. It was hard to contain your own excitement, and having Luke gushing about how much he was looking forward to the trip was only getting you even more hyped up.

With a quick goodbye to the demon brothers, you were off to meet with Solomon who would take you both to the human realm. Luckily, Soloman had you and Luke both transported into your apartment, saving you the hassle of walking. The place was about as dusty as you would expect, but looked just how you left it.

"So," you grin at Luke, "how about we take a look at the bakery then?"

"Of course!" he shouts, scrambling to put his things down in a pile as he follows you to the door. "Have you been to the human realm often?" you ask as you step out. "Not really... but Michael told me that he'll be sending me on more assignments to help me get more experience!" So he hadn't visited the human realm much... though you could probably have guessed by the way he's been looking around so much. It was adorable how he was still trying to play it cool.

You laugh as you ruffle his hair, "Of course, you're a big kid now," You hold out your hand with a wink, "C'mon bud, it's faster if you don't get lost". Luke pouts as he grumbles about being 'more mature than you think!' but he takes your hand anyways.

It's usually about a 10 minute walk to the bakery, but you easily spend twice as long just walking and talking with Luke. As much as you enjoyed the unpredictability of the demon brothers, spending quality time with the adorable 'chihuahua' was a welcome change from the chaos.

You finally arrive at your beloved bakery, feeling a sense of pride as Luke dashes in to inspect every nook and cranny. Luckily there aren't any customers in so you can let Luke have his little investigation in peace. You could swear that you see his eyes glowing as he takes in every bit of it. "Hey... I just had an idea," you think out loud, "Why don't you help out in the bakery for today?"

Never have you gotten Luke's attention faster. "Really?- I... I mean... am I allowed to?" he stuttered, his face hopeful. "I've got a friend in charge of here for now, I'm sure she wouldn't mind," you tell him, pulling out your phone, "I am still the owner you know... and I say you can! Besides, I need to go clean out my apartment if we're gonna be here for a week so I need someone to take care of this place. I'll call her right now to let her know there's been a change in owner,"

"But... is your friend fine with me just taking her place?" He asked sheepishly. "I don't want to be stealing her job..."

You almost laughs at how pure his answer is. "She's got plenty of things other than my bakery to worry about, I'm sure she'd be grateful that she's got less work anyways," you assure him, heart melting as you meet his puppy eyed gaze, "...but I'll call her to make sure too!"

Satisfied with your answer, Luke grins, giddy with excitement. You watch over him for a bit as he ventures into your kitchen, only leaving once he's said he'll be fine on his own.

Cleaning your apartment alone, you think about how Luke's faring on his own. Though with his talents there really isn't much to be worried about. He's definitely doing great and hopefully having fun. Checking the time, you decide it might be time for you to pick him up and grab some dinner.

When you arrived, you were immediately welcomed by the smell of freshly baked food. It wasn't bad or anything, quite the opposite actually, but it was just... so strong?

"Luke?" you called out, making your way behind the counter. "Luke?" You turned the corner to come face to face with the little angel himself. Your focus wasn't exactly on the blond boy however, but on the mountain of pastries scattered around the counters. "Just how much did you make, Luke?"

"oh... MC! Well..." Luke started, but looked around guiltily, "I uh... sorry I just-"

"What's wrong Luke? Did something happen?" you interrupt, wiping away the smudges of icing on his apron "Why are you apologizing? I thought you liked it here." you ask with a softer voice.

"Yeah, it was really cool and all..." he hesitated, "But I know it's yours and I know that I made a lot and I know this isn't permanent so I wanted to get the most out of it."

You study the young angel quietly, again wondering just who in the world let him be such a... well, an angel. To think he would feel guilty over enjoying something. That had to change right now.

"So... how about if I made you the permanent new owner"

"Huh?"

"You wouldn't have to worry about making everything you want now cause you'll have all the time in the world."

"But-"

"Luke, I will not let you humble yourself out of this one."