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hi guys, I’ve decided I’m going to quit writing. If I’ll get death threats and insulted over stupid Headcanons, I’d much rather not share my thoughts on tumblr of all places. My mental health is bad enough as it is, I’m currently going to therapy for it, and I am in zero way blaming the people who got heated over my writing. I’ve taken down the post and deleted the insults from my inbox, but if I’m going to crumble down at brutally honest criticism, it’s best I don’t post writings of mine hoping it’s loved by all. There will always be people who don’t like who I write, or do, but it just does not feel good at all, and it hurts me to think I’ll get insulted over the slightest mischaracterising. I’m debating on keeping my posts up or deleting them, I’m sure people who have done asks for me will be the ones to notice if I do or don’t. It’s weird to be a very small account writing a quitting post, but balancing therapy, work, and trying to get through asks and rotting away slowly is not something I can do. Thank you all for your constant support, and whoever has been in my inbox constantly insulting me and telling me to kill myself, I hope you learn to not say such things over small problems you find.

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deleted my cobalt hcs since you guys thought it’d be amazing to send death threats and insult me for mischaracterising him. it was never that deep. I started writing about 2-3 months ago.

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So actually, it really is not that serious. keep being anonymous tho. It’s a cookie from a cookie game, you’ll live you jackasses. I only started writing a few months ago, I’ll get better with time.

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I just fucking delete my nsfw HCS of cobalt. sorry guys let me remake it rn

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💙🩷💛The Ivory Dragon's nicknames for their beloved💕

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AUHGHHH PAVLOVA MMGGRFGHHH OKK I NEED HIM.

okay hear me outtttt, requesting another pavlova post because HOLY MOLY

sfw, stuff he does to romance us, cute little things he says,

NSFW, this man is a FREAK!!! I just know he’d be down anytime, need some more of his freak energy!!

I need you to fill that space with something. It’s silly, but it makes me feel alive.

PAVLOVA X FEM! READER NSFW AND SFW HEADCANONS

SFW

- He’s very big on all kinds of love. He knows how to show them correctly, so why not show them to you? More often than not, you’ll find flowers, new body sprays, or new clothing he think will look good on you. (They almost always have little sashes like the one he has.)

I just wrote this out and accidentally deleted it omfffffdggggg. the one below this is what I deleted lol

- He shoots arrows at you and misses on purpose so you pay attention to him. He could easily just ask, but he thinks it’s a more charming way to get your attention, and I’m sure that you think it’s charming aswell. <3 - He’s the biggest fan of PDA, (personal display of affection for those who don’t know) and will always hold your hand, kiss your cheek, or have a full blown make out session with you in public. He can’t help it! He just loves you so much and wants you to know that!

- He writes you love letters. Far away or not, he pours his heart out writing poems, rants about how much he loves you, or just rambles about the little things he enjoys about you. He’s a very good writer since he writes and reads fan fiction, so you always have to look up some words he adds in there.

- For dates, he carefully plans them. He will take you to a little cafe to get something, and then eat it with you sitting on a blanket in the park. He enjoys watching the sunset, or any cheesy thing you’d find in romance novels or rom-coms. It’s charming , really. You’re always flattered.

NSFW

- He has a LOT of stamina. You should expect to be a mess underneath him. Despite his size, he can probably reach your guts if he tried to. And he usually does.

- oh my DAYS his libido is high. If you don’t go at it every day, youll do it multiple times every few days. If you aren’t free, or, when Eternal Sugar revamps the paradise and allows you out, he’s pathetically fisting his cock and whimpering into a piece of your clothing.

- he can’t enough of you. Literally. If you leave clothing at his place, you have to hope that it’s something you don’t really like, or something cheap, because he WILL abuse it by his cock by tomorrow. He always has to be holding you or touching you in some way or he’ll go mad. Even in public. Even in the paradise. Even outside the paradise. If you’re near him, your getting touched in some small or big way.

- This also applies to eating you out. He’ll make you cum once, twice, thrice, and he still won’t be satisfied. He knows what perfumes and soaps you use, your shampoos, he knows how you taste, and nothing compares to it. - he’s a little fucking pervert. This guy cannot be trusted around you when you’re wearing short skirts, or low-cut tops. Don’t get me STARTED on swimsuits. He probably takes up-skirt photos and saves them to an album. if you choose not to wear underwear then expect the skirt to be off not even 10 minutes later.

I’m so sorry, I HAVE to find a way to incorporate heats or ruts into this somehow. it’s something I can’t get enough of sadly. 🥀

- In my head, Cupids, symbols of love, do have a time where they’re more desperate, touchy, and whimpery. Once this time comes around for Pavlova Cookie, you won’t be out of bed for a week. He’s always finding a way to drag you back to your room, or fucking you on every piece of furniture. don’t worry he’s great tho <3

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More MORE PAVLOVA COOKIE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEESS FLE HIM HE IS #finy I LOVE JOM SO MUCH!!

-pavlova cookies biggest fan out

Pavlova Cookie NSFW Headcanons! PT.2

Fem! Reader in mind, but gender neutral pronouns mostly used.

- He whimpers. Loud. Deliberately will do it in your ear while he’s hitting it just so you know how good you make him feel.

- You’ll get whiplash from how he goes from calling you a “ dirty good-for-nothing cookie “ to praising you. it’s weird, honestly.

I’m sorry bro this man is a masochist. has basically every kink in the book (besides scat, piss, etc..). He’s Cupid! He’s supposed to enjoy seeing people in love, and if trying out mostly every single kink is what he needs to see how love can progress , so be it!

( OKAY I JUST REALIZED SMTH)

- If he catches you reading smutty fan fiction, or if he’s doing it himself, he WILL do exactly what they do in that fanfic to you. Use that info how you wish.

sorry guys, this was a really short answer, but it’s basically my first so 💔💔

FIRST OF ALL IM PAVLOVA’S NUMBER ONE FAN /j

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It’s the next day, right?

PAVLOVA COOKIE X READER NSFW HCS!!

HE IS AN ADULT. DO NOT COME AT ME.

fem! reader in mind. but gender neutral terms used.

- Something I’ve conjured up is that he’s VERY passionate about it. Having sex means love, correct? If you just agreed to that, im sure you’d understand that he’d go at it with you like a DOG multiple times every week.

- By passionate, I mean he goes at it ROUGH. The type to make you sore. I’m sorry if you think that he’d go “soft and sweet” because I genuinely believe he’s a FREAK underneath that display.

- Taunts you and degrades you. hrrrghhh did you not see how many times he taunts people or slightly insults them??? being passive aggressive at some points??? - Pulling on collars and bondage. I’m so sorry I CANNOT. Ties you up using his robes ribbon.

- Is easily turned on. A simple hug from the back or gently pulling on his robe gets him going.

- loves when you dress up or use lingerie.

- Uses his arrows as aphrodisiacs for you. will randomly shoot you in the back when he needs you. ————————————————-

“ ……So as I was saying— “

“ ??! “

“ Pavlova Cookie?.. “

“ … “

“what? I missed on accident! but now that that’s on your mind—“

Into marking you up and down.

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might do pavlova nsfw Headcanons tmrw…. I need sum encouragement so drop some things you guys think he might be into

(HE IS AN ADULT.)

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thinking about how much I NEED pavlova cookie when he transformed into an older version of himself

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pls tell me if I’m getting better, I still feel like my writing is really rusty

ANTI-TULPAR ANYA NSFW AND SFW HCS!

FEM! Reader in mind!

SFW

Being a mechanic, Anya is very strong. If you have any troubles with opening things, such as jars, or if something is stuck, she’s always there to help. Not without calling you weak, even if you just said you needed help so she’d pay attention to you.

You and her play fight often. It’s just a way she shows affection! It’s fun to… throw you around.. and bruise your arms… yippity doo!

She has zero shame in showing you off. If in some alternate universe you two make it back to earth without a problem, she’s ALWAYS taking pictures of you and captioning it like a guard dog.

NSFW!

Going back to circle one, she’s strong. Too strong. When she wants you, she CAN and WILL pick you up and kick open the door to a bedroom so hard it’ll almost fall off the hinges. I say “a bedroom” because she doesn’t care.

She will bend you in insane ways. You’ll grow accustomed to it. Hopefully. It kind of hurts.

Overstimulation is something she never passes up on. Every single time you two go at it, she’s furiously rubbing at your abused cunt while your crying into her shoulder because it just burns so good. - “you can give me one more, right?” - “ You’ll be a good girl and let me hear you, won’t you? “ - “ You like your cunt being abused by my fingers? “ - “ Doing so good for me … “ - “ It hurts , doesn’t it princess ? “ ( while your losing your mind and drooling on her)

Her dirty talk game is on whole different levels. It’s infuriating how easily she can turn you on.

Once she gets a hold of a strap, you’re fucking cooked. She buys the biggest one just for the fun of your cunt having to be so wet and stimulated just for the tip to fit. Probably presses on the bulge in your stomach.

Edges you until you have no hope of cumming, then thrusts 4 fingers into you while your gasping and panting from shock since you thought she’d leave you there.

will cover your mouth and aggressively shove your face into the pillow while fucking you.

I NEED HER SO BAD ITS NOT FUNNY

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ANTI-TULPAR ANYA NSFW AND SFW HCS!

FEM! Reader in mind!

SFW

Being a mechanic, Anya is very strong. If you have any troubles with opening things, such as jars, or if something is stuck, she’s always there to help. Not without calling you weak, even if you just said you needed help so she’d pay attention to you.

You and her play fight often. It’s just a way she shows affection! It’s fun to… throw you around.. and bruise your arms… yippity doo!

She has zero shame in showing you off. If in some alternate universe you two make it back to earth without a problem, she’s ALWAYS taking pictures of you and captioning it like a guard dog.

NSFW!

Going back to circle one, she’s strong. Too strong. When she wants you, she CAN and WILL pick you up and kick open the door to a bedroom so hard it’ll almost fall off the hinges. I say “a bedroom” because she doesn’t care.

She will bend you in insane ways. You’ll grow accustomed to it. Hopefully. It kind of hurts.

Overstimulation is something she never passes up on. Every single time you two go at it, she’s furiously rubbing at your abused cunt while your crying into her shoulder because it just burns so good. - “you can give me one more, right?” - “ You’ll be a good girl and let me hear you, won’t you? “ - “ You like your cunt being abused by my fingers? “ - “ Doing so good for me … “ - “ It hurts , doesn’t it princess ? “ ( while your losing your mind and drooling on her)

Her dirty talk game is on whole different levels. It’s infuriating how easily she can turn you on.

Once she gets a hold of a strap, you’re fucking cooked. She buys the biggest one just for the fun of your cunt having to be so wet and stimulated just for the tip to fit. Probably presses on the bulge in your stomach.

Edges you until you have no hope of cumming, then thrusts 4 fingers into you while your gasping and panting from shock since you thought she’d leave you there.

will cover your mouth and aggressively shove your face into the pillow while fucking you.

I NEED HER SO BAD ITS NOT FUNNY

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OH GOOD LORD HELP ME

god save me. that is a cookie. why am I down bad

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let me ride it

Suddenly CookieRun brainrot

+ comfort character who is not a psychotic lunatic but actually nice

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Whoops! And I just came! 😂😂🤣🤣

MORE PURE VANILLA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

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woah I came at the sight of this beautiful art!

Truthless Recluse was so beautiful I understand Shadow Milk