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always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year
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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame
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I'm Toile Jackson and you're listening to NPR.
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#yeah the problem is they're the types of fighters who like pull hair and earrings and shit#they fight dirty and bite. that's why it's so hard to defeat them. they're like disgusting gremlins
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"Ship fics where one person gets de-aged are weird" the de-aging trope is about healing your inner child by showing your young traumatized self that in the future they will have someone who loves them I'm seriously gonna kill you
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the guys up at my old job used to tease me for my pronunciations of things. But like bitch I'm not going to do an accent for one word I'm not gonna be like "hey can I get an egg and
💃✨chorizo✨💃
burrito please" can you imagine
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just remembered this month that i went through a phase three years ago where for the first time in my life i was creating and uploading custom sims 2 content. this lasted for like two months and then my computer broke and my career on modthesims.com ended as abruptly as it began.
i think this was my most inspired upload: some pajamas with a three wolf moon shirt that i made out of pictures of actual wolves from the sims 2.
#diary post#how's it going you guys what is up what has everybody been up to what's the hot goss what's the cool jams
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the only messages i get on here anymore are scammers capitalizing on the war on gaza. i've got six different survivors in there using lots of emojis to beg for money
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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My jaw dropped
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*catches your white whale easily and by accident*
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#i'm cis and would like to change the subject to what everybody thinks the hidden forest smells like#can i submit this topic to the trans board to add to the agenda
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#guys as soon as i found out the news i had to come see what you chucklefucks had to say about it#happy pride
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you know, if you think about it a kidney stone is kind of like an easter egg. in a way. this experience i'm having is festive and not miserable
#or maybe it's religious in nature#maybe it represents that bigass stone that was keeping jesus in his death room#and his reanimated corpse moved it out of the way#diary post
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