lavernsstuff

[lavernsstuff]

Car Battery? No!

Subspace Tripmine!

Watch your step, Lav.

— 🌻 anon

".. is this why my house got dyed pink all of a sudden..?"

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"Zep?"

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"I.. I do like it, like a lot.. thanks"

slowly magically manifest a build a bear plushie of cruel king with small clips of cruel kings voice in it

place in hands

smiley face question mark

: ) ?

~ @the-silly-anon

".."

[lavernsstuff]

slowly magically manifest a build a bear plushie of cruel king with small clips of cruel kings voice in it

place in hands

smiley face question mark

: ) ?

~ @the-silly-anon

".."

[lavernsstuff]

plz my . parent throw me from hospital window

"Finnneee..."

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well can u adopt me pls the other one said no

i am very smart all A

"...."

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"No."

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mama mama

-( @sadandsillyanon )

"Who keeps sending me these? I am a dude, and I'm married to a dude, and I'm 99.9% sure we didn't adopt.."

[lavernsstuff]

mama mama

"...Wha."

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~ @the-silly-anon

"Anything. I'd do anything..."

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W0@H?!!????!!

wh0 @r³ you.... @ND y0u t00???

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- @the-silly-anon

"That isn't any of your business, purple. Alien.. thing."

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( to both )

WHATS UP GUYS ‼‼‼‼

"What's up!"

"HI.."

[lavernsstuff]

how's cruel king doing???

(("to shadow hows- oh no I'm not asking this one..!"

"what is it? It can't be that bad, to shadow hows- maria...oh..." Ahhh reference 💀))

"..."

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hey... ! actually need zome help... can you help me w!th a blue gumball that told me red !s worze than blue ...

"I have no clue who you are talking about, but red is amazing. The only blue I tolerate is my husband."

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ok azzhole wherez your joy and wh!msy the fuck

"You look like a cracked out toddler."

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guezz what .

CH!CKEN BUTT !!

"Wow, what a knee slapper.."

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".. There is a bug in my bed."