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Make podcast equipment more expensive except for me because I'm not boring or stupid

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a sort of follow up to this post! i just rlly rlly love the idea of heavy being a big ol mama bear to all of the younger mercs, sniper in particular. they're both quite reserved (like mother like daughter augh)

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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

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Some tf2 mammals

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this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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its a mystery

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she seems busy— best not bother her…

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choose a dialogue option

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My me #myme

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why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

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please tell us anything you want about prucan and gerswe 🤲

gladly!!! thanks for this ask hehehehe

prucan... or as I like to call it: canpru:

tomeGilbertisthebottom

They seem like polar opposites but are actually more similar than one might think (SUCH an original headcanon I know). I mean they ARE polar opposites bot not 100%.

Neither of them is into PDA but Gilbert likes to occasionally tease Matthew like he brushes their hands together or even holds Matthew's hand :3

Both of them get easily flustered but Matthew gets flustered just a bit easier. Like his whole face gets red and he gets quiet and tries to cover his face but not making it too obvious. It entertains Gilbert to no end.

Matthew is taller and has more muscle (all that hockey) so Gilbert loves to lean on him and cling onto him. He's quite clingy when it comes to Matthew. Like a lot of the time when they're alone they spend it by each other's side not necessarily doing anything together but are next to each other or at least in the same room.

And they love each other soooooooooo muuuuuuuccch *giggles* like they stay in contact throughout the day and they send each other texts - speaking about texts; Gilbert is the emoji user in the relationship. Matthew occasionally uses an emoji or two.

Gilbert needs a bit more reassurance than Matthew so Matthew makes sure to remind Gilbert that he loves him and such and it's not like Gilbert feels unloved by Matthew but he'd really thankful that Matthew keeps things like this in mind.

They are "the overdressed boyfriend vs the underdressed boyfriend" in my head Gilbert has like the metalhead-ish style or early 2000s emo while Matthew's style is more sporty.

Neither of them is really into the idea of having kids. But they would be such good parents I think. Like at the beginning they would be very lost and panic a lot especially if the kid they adopted was still a baby but I think they would make a great team. Ludwig would probably occasionally babysit so the two of them could go on dates and such.

They remind me of a late summer evening, the sun is setting and you're outside (in a park, maybe even a park near the sea) and it's the temperature is just a little above perfect. There's sounds of people talking and laughing and the occasional sound of traffic can be heard through it. There's a rock concert of a small band not too far away and it just started and you can feel the bass in your chest. You're away from the bigger crowd and the wind is gentle helping you cool down a bit. You can smell the cooking/ baking from the various stalls/ booths outside. The day is ending but the real fun is just starting and the night is young and whatnot.

If I made a playlist for them I would probably include some of these songs: - Who Treats You Right by Pansy Division - Join Me In Death by HIM - Ready Or Not by Cascada - Everytime We Touch by Cascada (fork in kitchen ass choice) - Wasting Time by Blink-182 - Josie by Blink-182 - Stray Heart by Green Day - Black Eyeliner (demo) by Green Day - A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" by Fall Out Boy - Sleeping In My Car by Roxette

sweger/ suger:

To me they are coworkers to lovers. Me personally I would never fall in love w a coworker but they diiiiiidddddddd :3.

Ludwig isn't used to seeing people that are taller than him so when he sees Berwald he's kinda surprised and kinda flustered hehehe. So in this case Berwald immediately stands out to Ludwig. They have to work together and decide to go out for drinks one time. Berwald isn't really a heavy drinker but Ludwig doesn't want to be nervous so he relies on alcohol to calm his nerves. BUUUUTTT he ends up saying sth about how handsome Berwald is and the next day he remembers and it's soooo embarrased.

It's really hard to make Berwald blush or make him flustered but Ludwig becomes flustered SO easily. Like the smallest things Berwald does make his face go red.

Neither of them are too into PDA but Berwald likes holding Ludwig's hand when he can and Ludwig never pulls away. They share a lot of the same interests like football or old time movies or going on hikes.

While they're both hard workers their home life is more slow paced. Their place is always tidy and clean. They both enjoy cooking but Berwald is better at it.

THEY HAVE THREE DOGS. They're all different from each other. They are also basically their kids.

They really like winter because even though they look like serious business men on the outside on the inside they are just a couple of dudes who like to snuggle together while watching christmas movies.

They behave like an old married couple who is soooo in love even before they are old or married. They do get married eventually but they don't have a religious ceremony.

They exchange loving glances and stares and soft smiles.

The way I would describe them is a sunny winter morning in January. Like imagine you're in a cabin in the mountains and there's snow outside and you wake up and it's sunny and the sun shines through your kitchen and it's peaceful and quiet and your kitchen is tidy and your lover sits across from you and the sun shines on their face and their eyes look even prettier in the early morning light. Radio is playing some old song and then you hear the sound of water on the stove boiling so you get up to prepare the morning cup of coffee and yea. I'm so normal about them.

Songz 4 them 2: - Can't Sleep Love by Pentatonix - I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend by Girl in Red - Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann by NENA - Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy by Queen - Take On Me by a-ha - Sacrifice by London After Midnight - Oh Love by Green Day

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Do you see my vision. For both ships.

Also I hope you like this little list I spent a few days writing down as many things as I could think of.

The reason I gave CanPru more songs is because I first started thinking about them when I was 13 or 14. So. I might add more songs later on but these are just a few.

Thank you for the ask! :3

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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well have you considered that maybe she is a fujoshi

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"hetalia canada euthanasia aftermath" 2025. MSpaint on paper. 150x34000cm

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i keep forgetting to post this now that i can oops. my final piece for @clubrougefanzine :3 i went with ballroom fashion and was very heavily inspired by the song 'ballroom blitz' by sweet