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i'm not here much, usually on bluesky now.

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- K1 P1 K1 P1 K1 M1 P1 K1 P1 K1 P1 Sacrifice your first born K1 P1 K1 P1. Make sure to follow the pattern precisely.

- You walk into the yarn store. Just one skein. You only need one skein to finish the sweater. You have the dye lot written down, marked on the original wrapper from the old skeins. You can’t find the dye lot. It never existed. It was never real. The arcane sigils mean nothing and pain your eyes to look upon.

- The pattern takes a size 7 needle. Going through the roll, you have all but a 7. 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10,10.5,11,12,13. There is no 7. You change patterns. The pattern takes a size 5 needle. Going through the roll, you have all but a 5. 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10,10.5,11,12,13. There is no 5.

- Finally, after years, you have found your way to Webs. No more will you buy your yarn from the big box craft store, you swear. As you reach for the 100% alpaca, it melts away. The sock yarn. The cashmere. The bamboo silk. They all fade away to nothing, leaving behind only Red Heart.

- As the stitch drops, you can hear the screaming rush of the universe. The hole in your project grows larger and larger, a gaping maw that calls to you from the abyss. There is no escaping what you have wrought.

- As you approach the counter to pay for your single skein, you look down and realize that you are holding two. Three. Yarn just appears in your hands. Money streams out of your wallet. There will only be yarn. You will be yarn.

- You click to open your email. Ravelry opens. You click on Google. Ravelry opens. You click on Facebook. Ravelry opens. Finally, you click on Ravelry. Webs opens. Your cart is full.

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Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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It's like how conservatives regularly insist that businesses have every right to discriminate when deciding who works for them but shit themselves when a business won't hire unvaccinated people.

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"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn

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Wake up, babe, new religion just dropped

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there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

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I disappeared for awhile and came back to a bunch of notes on my trigun posts i made like, last year when i was watching the show lol

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Lady Maria from Bloodborne WIPs

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Girl photographed by Hugh Magnum c. 1909

Magnum’s photographs are notable for their informality, which was unusual for the period. I just adore the series of this girl, she’s such a beauty.

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i like how the first chunk of portal 2 goes like -idiot sphere gets you out of your sleep box -you mess around for a bit -you wake up your robot wife -she returns to routine -you become the gremlin in the walls once again -you tear her out of her body. for the first time in either game you hear screams of pure agony. It hurts. she feels as every connection between her head and body is torn asunder against her will. She is torn from her seat of power and forced into the most demeaning body possible, all while being watching her body and home be stolen by someone she remembers as a tumor in her head. This is the first time you see her truly lose her temper. she screams, not just out of pain, but pure rage. -idiot sphere go YEET on the elevator portal 2 tone shifts are fucking amazing

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He just woke up and now he is the only one left to save the world.

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aquarium outfit inspo

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Ancient lock mechanism