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absolute faggotry cw but i'm so excited rn about how years later, at a different store, on clearance, i found a set of cocktail spoons that match my halloween cheese knives
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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!
There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.
I just worry about their safety.
markiplier stay safe! <3
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(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)
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“this is me btw if you even care” well i don’t
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earlier my mom commented "your hair is getting tall" and i automatically said "sorry" bc i assumed it was like… embarrassing her or something… having tall hair is cringe right. i don't know. having literally any haircut while transmasc is humiliating
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i never should have started using multiple websites let alone accounts on those websites bc now i just think i sound fake and cringe in every single one of those modes to at least some of their viewers. i felt cringe being on twitter at all bc it was different from how i talked on tumblr and then i got kinda used to it and then i learned how to let myself talk a little bit on priv in a way that was 'more honest' but that means it's too dry/mean/annoying compared to how i talked on main but also still too clean/performative/stupid compared to discord and now i'm back on main feeling like i sound weird again and back on here feeling like i sound fake in a brand new way and it is sooooooo torture labyrinth… literally everything i say is genuine and the tone shift choices i make feel completely natural to me but as soon as a post goes through i look at it again and it sounds artificial and gross to me. im not sure if anyone even notices differences at all i think i just pathologically do not like myself and don't think it's possible for me to sound normal or likable from any possible lens on earth. i sound fake and stupid because i am fake and stupid. i'm an incorrect person to everyone who tries to look at me
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lowercase and missing punctuation are such red flags on 4chan posts. it's not like it never happens but if i'm seeing it screenshotted on a different site the vibe and details are almost never right so i assume that the screenshotter doesn't know how to get (You)s on that board so they're trying to get them elsewhere with a fake Zany 4chan Post
#i may be wrong though like i am very much a fake channer. i literally only use /gif/. but at least i know how to lurk#back when i did post sometimes on /tv/ and /co/ i made sure to match the expected punctuation and tone and phrasing#i genuinely don't know how other people don't have this kind of autism. i like can't help it#sometimes on army twitter it's legit harder to speak to someone effectively if i don't let myself mirror their 😭s and 💀s and common phrases
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