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They're hot and all but....

I'm tryna see what Paimon is up to 👀

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we really should warn people about dom bottoms. imagine being at the mercy of a greedy, indulgent, demanding, pleasure-hungry bottom who wants every bit of you, every inch of you. a bottom who will thrive on taking, on consuming you, teeth sinking into your shoulder as they clench around you, fingers in your hair. you may be on top of them but you are under their control, at their disposal, at their service. a dom bottom will have you waking up with your ears ringing 5 miles deep into the forest barefoot with no memory of the past 24 hours. stay safe out there

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“Rubber bullets were designed for ricochet fire” is a nice and convenient lie but it’s still a lie.

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Accept gifts without protest

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Clan head!Gojo

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It’s almost 12:30AM and I’m plagued by thoughts of Kirishima with an OnlyFans-style account…

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Smut

A game of sin / Smut series.

Glasya Thirst / + Size difference

Minhyeok Making reader squirt for the first time

Denial. Dantalian / Impact play

Fucking Agares / thirst

Birthday with Mammon / cum + size kink

Personal Fleshlight / Minhyeok+ bimbofication

Sucking off Morax / thirst

Phenix's favorite hobby / handjobs

Phenix getting pegged / fdom

Himbofication / Amy

Nerd sex / Gusion

Kitty eating / 7 kings + Minhyeok

Size queen MC / The big demons

Kitty Kitty / Satan + pegging

MC getting gangbanged by lesser angels / Angels smut

Angel boy for Valentine's day / Armisael

Cigarettes / Beleth

Yandere

Devotion. / Raphael

SFW

Asking for a bite of their food / 7 kings + Minmin and Raphy

Dead dove

Just for fun / Glasya / Necrophilia

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thirteen valuing and respecting the men in her life

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A thin line of table salt adorned the floor in front of your bedroom. You stood behind it and stared at the demons outside of your doorway. They were staring at the salt.

Leviathan laughed. It reminded him of a low-level defense from a tower defense game. "Is that supposed to keep us out? lol."

"Yeah. I think it's working," you said.

Satan put a hand on his hip. As far as he could tell, it was plain old table salt. No magical properties whatsoever. "How so?"

"Well, none of you are crossing it. Clearly, it's having some kind of effect."

Mammon balked. "Obviously, it's because we're respectin' your privacy!" He stood closest to the line, wanting to cross it most of all.

"You're respecting my privacy by... standing right outside my door?"

Mammon opened his mouth to counter, only to come up with nothing. He stood there with his fists clenched. The feather on his belt swayed as he tapped a foot impatiently, causing the nearest salt to shift a little.

The noise annoyed Asmodeus. "Mammon, go walk through the salt."

"Why me!?"

"This is ridiculous." Lucifer crossed his arms. "Clean this up. I don't even want to know how this will damage the floors if you leave it."

"It's not even doing anything," Satan pointed out.

"If it's not doing anything, then one of you should cross it," you suggested.

"Why don't you come out to us?" Belphegor proposed. "There's only one of you, seems more fair."

"Yeah!" Asmodeus took a step away from the salt, careful not to get any on his shoes, and raised his hands. "You can run into my arms if you'd like. I'll be sure to catch you."

Their stubbornness astounded you. "Or... You guys can just admit you don't want to cross this salt."

"It's regular salt." Beelzebub knew exactly what the substance was as soon as he laid eyes on it. Plus, the smell was unmistakable. His claim was irrefutable.

"Yes, exactly. Thank you, Beel. I've seen you eat it many times." You had even taken the bag from the shared kitchen.

"Did you try walking over it?" Leviathan asked. "How are we supposed to cross it if you won't?"

"I don't need to. I'm in my room."

"You should come to our room," Belphegor offered. He was getting tired of standing around.

"Come out this instant," Lucifer ordered.

You thought about it for a whopping two seconds. "I think I'm good. I'll be in my room. If any of you need me, feel free to come in."

You retreated back inside with the rest of the half-empty salt bag. The brothers stared at you with a mix of impatience and disbelief until the wall blocked you from view.

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Really weird post stick with me-

Do any of y'all remember a website like, early 2000's ish that probably had a webcomic but also had quizzes on it? It was all made by one person but I remember two of their quizzes were "What kind of angel are you" and a "what element are you" quiz

And I remember the element one specifically was like, a quiz where all of your options were clearly the same group of people all going on a camping trip and it rained and one friend tried to prank the group by pretending to be a killer or they pretended to die or something, but your choices were really you just deciding which friend you were in each situation

I just remember the person who made the quizzes also drew all the art for the results and as a kid I thought it was really pretty but can't for the life of me find the site now so it might not even be up anymore? But hey doesn't hurt to see if anyone else remembers this

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Not me thinking the same as Agares LOL

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