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the bishop: you must use this precious silver to become an honest man

valjean: *lies about his identity*

valjean: *sends away innocent factory worker*

valjean: *lies to javert countless times*

valjean: *bribes a couple to take their child away*

valjean: *lies again to cross the barricade*

valjean: *lies to cosette her whole life*

the bishop: you had one job

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Jean Valjean Breaking the Law

javert: there is only one thing worse than breaking the law

*javert rips off piece of paper, revealing “jean valjean” above “breaking the law”

thenardier: ...jean valjean?

javert: correct

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Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

pierre: there’s only one thing worse than being suicidal

*pierre rips off piece of paper, revealing “natasha” above “being suicidal”*

pierre: boom

andrey: natasha

pierre: no-

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Red: the blood of the rabbi. Black: the darkness of the tsar's shadow that we all live under.

Perchik, at some point probably

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Marriage Against God (or without the approval of the papa)

lazar wolf: there’s only one thing worse than something against God

*lazar wolf rips off paper to reveal “marriage” above “against God”*

tevye: marriage

lazar wolf: no-

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Tevye’s Daughters

tevye: i love all my daughters equally

tevye: tzeitel, shprintze, and bielke

hodel:

tevye:

hodel:

tevye:

hodel: aren’t you forgetting someone?

tevye: oh, and chava

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The Final Confrontation

Valjean: The faithful servant at his post once more

Javert: Really? You’re making slave jokes?