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I started Arknights and I got SilverAsh on my first ten pull but I took so many screenshots my game crashed.

What the fuck am I doing.

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My mother keeps yelling at me because I left a pen on the table the fuck I don’t wanna hear “RUI RUI RUI TGERE IS A PEN ON THE TABL OMFG ITS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD” bitch please. Okay if you are wondering about the rui thing it’s a play off of my name and half my family calls me it so I’m stuck with it. shit.

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friend told me i have bad grammar

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This was when I first just purchased it and messed with it for about 15 minutes, I can play klees theme Ganyu obviously kokomi kazuha Rick roll Gureng. pretty much anything

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still wondering who traumatized her.

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Why

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Fuck Baal. It was Qiqi you idiots. Learn the alphabet with the local drug dealers.

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Okay, is it just me or do you think that Baizhu could possibly be the dendro Archon. This is a theory so don’t trust it. I just had the idea and he probably isn’t but what if someone made an AU that he was an Achron? Besides Baizhu being and Archon would probably not work out since doesn’t he have an illness? And he lives in Lyue which is another reason I doubt this, but his snake SengHeng? Could symbolize a dragon of som sort.

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Pool Party Head Canons!

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A/N: Is this original? Probably not, but summer is coming up so I remember going to my cousins to swim and then it hit me, “What if the Genshin Impact characters were at a pool party?” Boom there this gem popped up in my head. So on with the show! Just hope it saves this time :’)

Literally just goes there to see if there is mora: Zhongli, Mona

Just wants to wear a swimsuit: Lisa (LMAOOO), Kaeya

Bites water: Razor

Recommended supervision: Venti, Klee (this kid tho-)

Bennett (yes he is bad luck like me😔) Scaramouche,

food: Xingling, Xingqiu, Chongyun (if you’re wondering they all like to prank Chongyun with spicy shit. poor kid) Paimon

Shows up to watch this shit show: Diluc, Xiao

Actually interacts: Aether/Lumine, Barbara, Yanfei, Ganyu

Supervisors of this hell hole of a party: Jean, Albedo,

Doesn’t get in, or wet: Diona, Keqing, Beidou, Sucrose, Ninguang, Rosaria (sorry rosaria simps, yall ain’t seeing her in a swimsuit yet 😔🤚)

Constantly running/chasing someone: Qiqi, Hu Tao

Le spashie:TAR TAR TAGLIA LOVER OF SNEZHNEYAN QUEEN (sorry I had to) Xinyan,

Making sure no one dies: Baizhu, Noelle

Alrighty, there ya have it! If I left out anyone feel free to tell me, but I think I got pretty much everybody! Hope these are somewhat accurat also I’ll probably make some scenarios for this with a few characters you guys want the most :) okay good day! (Just fixed the title bc it said pool part head canons-)

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It just deleted my hcs f u tumblr

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Dude, I’m scared- What if ever hates my writing— if so I’ll just delete it, but on with the show! *slow claps*

Eyyy! It worked

okay this is legit just a hc test so don’t murder me pls, I have terrible Genshin Impact characters like Noelle who only is good with healing :’) sad. Okay but its one am ;)

Uhh what Hcs should I do? Why is my keyboard pulling up Spanish I only know uno and that’s it- it’s one right? Idk I live in America so I don’t speak it, I don’t listen in Spanish class either so :P Okay anyways, should I do it with boys or girls? Because Genshin has a ✨ v a r i e t y ✨ of characters. I’m just assuming Diona is a very young 21 year old, because ma’am, she works at a bar. I pulled her, she isn’t the best but she is okay for a child-like character. Fuck autocorrect WHY DID IT PULL UP CATS. I am allergic thank you. ahEm sorry if I am a weirdo. I was born like that. Don’t ask. Please. Okay so h e a d c a n n o n s, just tell me something or I’ll post crap tomorrow. Okay, bye bye hehe!

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I found this on Genshin Impact Webtoon manga- I saw this so I snapped a pic of him- Honestly I thought Diluc was going to be like kind of just- like Zhongli almost but after reading a bit of the Webtoon he isn’t like him but has his similarities with Zhongli too.