leech-fluincer
leech-fluincer
world's first influencer for leeches
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Reznik | 27 | He/Him | 鈽lack Plague enthusiast. Leech-keeper. Melancholic temperament.Not an MD, I will not give medical advice.
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leech-fluincer 2 days ago
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lets go no contact with mama
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leech-fluincer 6 days ago
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i made a list while i was hiking apparently
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leech-fluincer 7 days ago
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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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leech-fluincer 14 days ago
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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know
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leech-fluincer 14 days ago
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leech-fluincer 21 days ago
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leech-fluincer 24 days ago
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Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.
So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.
And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.
Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.
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leech-fluincer 24 days ago
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fuck it
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we ball
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(as usual feel free to meme the shit outta these images. impact text it, deep fry it, whatever, have fun!)
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leech-fluincer 25 days ago
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just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again
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leech-fluincer 25 days ago
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leech-fluincer 26 days ago
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Oh to have a person who has unwavering faith in you
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leech-fluincer 26 days ago
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leech-fluincer 26 days ago
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leech-fluincer 27 days ago
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Anyway if I have Zero Bitches explain This, el oh el
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arent u like notoriously mr zero b*tches?
Tombstone is a tumblr User Confirmed?
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leech-fluincer 27 days ago
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arent u like notoriously mr zero b*tches?
Tombstone is a tumblr User Confirmed?
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leech-fluincer 27 days ago
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Post Cancelled.
Tombstone fucking Shot the Specimen Fridge at my work.
We All Know you get zero Bitches.
I Think that Cyber-bullying isn't Cool, even if You're doing It To "acceptable targets" Like super-Villains. I Don't Care if Rhino wrecked your Car or Doc Ock broke Your Arm.
Be Better NYC
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leech-fluincer 28 days ago
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I Think that Cyber-bullying isn't Cool, even if You're doing It To "acceptable targets" Like super-Villains. I Don't Care if Rhino wrecked your Car or Doc Ock broke Your Arm.
Be Better NYC
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