WORSE AT BEING A MAN | Ayah | she/her/he/him | aesthetic blog @sumaaira | recipe blog @video-recipes
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there's no ingrained societal or religious sense of shame that keeps me from having tits and ass out at concerts. it's the internet
#they got me on promotional video for Megan’s Halloween pop up in chi and i was fully in lingerie#at the event it was just the girls and the gays!! felt sooo safe great environment and vibes but the internet is different!!! 😫#this is why they always say clubbing was better in the aughts...it is in fact that damn phone#woof
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#fell asleep on a bus in Iceland christmas week listening to this on loop#music#everything is romantic indeed
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reaching milestones in my twenties has felt like finally hitting a benchmark only for the goalposts to immediately shift away. not to sound entitled but omg i wanted this to feel exciting and fulfilling not utterly soul crushing
#me: omg i can finally afford an apartment near my friends now lol#chi apartment prices: *jump +30%*#I’m settling for something I don’t really like and overpaying for it#it’s just a summer sublet so ultimately it’s fine but I wanted something until January at least#but I need to get out of this house. I start classes again in June. and I was soooo tired of looking#he had to learn to stop chasing perfection!! 😂🫵🏼 he’s MAD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣#is it too much to ask for everything to not be unbearable and for life to feel a little whimsical 😃#woof
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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more
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Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.
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Rank every language
Sumerian Cuneiform
Linear A!!!!
Unknow from pokemon.
Wingdings
Gesturing!
Proto-Hellenic
Silbo Gomero
Danish
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Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss
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i love how the other gods refer to melinoë like “hello gorgeous” or “hello beauty!”. it’s giving how you speak to the younger siblings who have grown up. she is the sweet princess baby of the family but doesn’t notice that she’s getting that energy at all
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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would
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