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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

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i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

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forgot to share for izuku’s birthday 🥹

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The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly

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The final chapters of Traitor and of Tyrant are both called Victory. And the events therein parallel each other in ways that are absolutely wild to me. At the end of Traitor, Baru goes to see Tain Hu while she is imprisoned. They have a conversation where Baru reaffirms her own devotion to dismantling Falcrest, and Tain Hu reaffirms her loyalty to Baru. She puts herself forward to be sacrificed "to bring advantage to Baru Fisher, [her] sworn lord". This is crucial to securing Baru's autonomy.

At the end of Tyrant, Baru goes to see Farrier while he is imprisoned. They have a conversation where Baru reaffirms her own devotion to dismantling Falcrest. Farrier for his part is shocked at her disloyalty. He literally can't understand it. I really think he never believed she would never be anything more than a subordinate, a daughter. Baru literally invokes Tain Hu when speaking to him:

"You're going to be brought to justice, Farrier. Not Falcrest's justice. I've a fairer hand to deliver your verdict. Tain Hu's justice for you, Cairdine Farrier! The woman I loved! The woman who begged me to murder her, just so I could get to you!"

And instead of letting him die, as Tain Hu wanted for herself so she would not be a pawn, Baru tells Farrier that he'll essentially live out his days as her pawn. It might be cheating to bring Monster into the conversation but in Monster when Farrier believed he had won Baru over, he wears the Emperor's mask. In Tyrant, when Baru is seizing power over Farrier, she is in the mask. I love these books so much.

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glasses

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Did you know I watch Dandadan? Anyway, here's that draw your OTP meme but with these 4 cuz why not

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i was soo happy when i found this thank you pinterest

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dekusquad sleepovers would be so chill i think

bakusquad sleepover

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Todoiideku auto racer(/NASCAR???) AU!

REV UP YOUR ENGINESSSSSS!!!!!

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not my dumb ass considering the tetrapod 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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