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[legaylos]

If you see me accidentally blog to the wrong account no you did not

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i ❤️ men screaming in excruciating agony and pain and writhing on the floor and crying and begging and pleading and desperate and vulnerable and and and and

[legaylos]

ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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[legaylos]

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today

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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

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it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

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[legaylos]

Juicy Fruit is like we have figured out the most delicious flavor known to man but ☝ it only lasts five seconds.

[legaylos]

This will never NOT be funny

[legaylos]

Care and feeding of your knight includes deferring to his wisdom in matters of your personal safety, complimenting the surety of his blade, and finding one non-sexual command that makes him hard enough to black out every time it's spoken.