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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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Stop saying narcissistic when you mean abusive

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How am I overheating it's fucking winter

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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being on this app and also having a lot of bisexuals in your social circles will deadass make you forget 100% straight people actually exist sometimes

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Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality. US Muslims favor equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%).

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forcefem hypno file that isn't actually hypnosis and is just a bunch of trans girl transition advice

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Everybody needs that one friend who's better at piracy than you so you can ask for links to tv shows or perhaps movies and they just Have them. They're like genies. This is a priceless gift when unfamiliar links scare you when you try to google Watch free online yourself. Very literally it does not have a price. You aren't paying for it

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The one good thing about New York City is that it functions as a containment unit for some of the worst people I am fortunte to never have met. Everyone pray that NYC never falls, or these fucking things will scatter to plague the entire western world like locusts.

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"drug-seeking behavior" woah the patient wants u to treat their ailments with medicine ...... thats crazy

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when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

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Every time I feed my cats, instead of crowding around their food bowls, they'll run to the door and peer out of it while standing smartly at attention, presumably to make sure no-one sneaks up on us while I'm preparing the food. That's literally never happened, but I appreciate the concern.