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How lovely to wake up to this….

🤍♥️🖤

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Demon in White

Heavenly outfit if Crowley decided to go with Aziraphale, inspired by this fantastic array of designs by @bastionapricot (especially versions 1B, 2B, and 3B).

He's totally gonna bully Michael and Uriel.

tumblr really super didn't want to let me post this, it took me like 10 attempts wtf

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Yes, I watched Thursday Murder Club for the plot.

The plot:

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Fallen - featuring David Tennant

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Mr Cortese and Mr Harrison GO Tutors (AU?) PIC as a thank you to all the peeps who just wow. MADE FICS. (And art)

This is a Mr Cortese and Mr Harrison Crowley and Aziraphale fan post. I don’t know what else to call it.

(Sorry I’m really slow reacting to things and it takes me a bit of a run up to catch up, and in general- I’m very very rubbish at conversation and replies? It’s a combo of nerves and executive disfunction.)

Recently I posted a thing about the Tutors- Mr Cortese and Mr Harrison and my interest in more fics about them, and SO MANY PEOPLE CAME UP WITH FICS. (Really fast. Goodness. I am jealous of your creative speed.)

Anyhoot- below is a TUTORS FIC LIST and you’re welcome to add to it!

Most of these are sexy. Be warned.

Keep reading

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"Good night, Mr. Fell."✨️

This is me to all of you darlings out there, ESPECIALLY those of you who have already backed my GO plushies on Kickstarter! I'm kissing your hands softly in eternal gratitude. 💖😘✨️

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Hullo, it's been a while, uh? 👁u👁

here's a piece I really had fun doing and that maybe some of you saw at #TIC6 👀

Jahane commissioned me this miniature-style illustration based on the Tudor style, and I had fun adding some details inspired by Shakespeare's works:

💐🧪Flowers, poison, and balcony tower: Romeo and Juliet

👑🗡Crown & sword: Henry V

💍 📿Ring and Chain: Comedy of Errors

🐻❄️Bear and winter elements : The Winter's Tale

I hope people who participated to the Shakespeare quiz at the con enjoyed this! :3

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how to write monsters that actually scare and not sparkle

✦ first rule: don’t over-explain. once you give me the monster’s exact height, weight, claw count, and dental record, it’s not scary anymore. it’s a pokémon. mystery is the muscle. a shadow that almost looks human will always hit harder than a full description of a swamp beast. leave gaps. let the reader’s brain fill them in with their own worst fear.

✦ physics should not apply. horror monsters are terrifying when they break the rules of the world we think we understand. a body folding in ways it shouldn’t. joints bending the wrong direction. silence in a place that should echo. footsteps that sound like they’re coming from the ceiling instead of the floor. once you warp reality, the reader doesn’t feel safe in their own.

✦ chasing is fine. but waiting is worse. scarier than claws, scarier than snarling—try a monster that just stands in the corner and watches. even scarier? it smiles. because predators don’t smile unless they know something you don’t.

✦ let it act like it knows you. a growl is scary, sure, but a whisper of your name in the dark is worse. a hiss of your birthday. a laugh in your mother’s voice. monsters are no longer “other” once they feel personal. they’re invasive. they’re inside your head.

✦ bonus tip: give them wrong appetites. a monster that eats flesh is cliché. a monster that eats wallpaper? horrifying. one that eats memories, so a character wakes up without knowing their own name? disgusting. one that eats reflections from mirrors so you don’t see yourself anymore? revolting.

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LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE!

support me on kofi

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Spooky!

Halloween is looming gloomily ahead, and spooky fics willl be in season sooner than you expect!

Shivering with anticipation, I’ve put together a little rec list of my favourite spooky Good Omens fanfictions.

Please, before you enter into the works on AO3, read and MIND THE TAGS!!!

Lets start with two spooky, hilarious, and vey NSFW Choose Your Own Adventure stories, multi-author collaborations that produced text based-game-like entertainment that provides fun for several days:

Give Me Jizz or Give Me Death - A Choose Your Own Jizz (CYOJ) Adventure

Aziraphale and Crowley's Spooktacular Adventure

(tagging @doonarose as representative of all those multi-authors 👋)

THE spooky fandom classic imho, if you haven’t read it yet I you probably have your reasons; it’s also the main reference for “Give Me Jizz” above!

Someone is Calling Him Shorewards by harlotofgod

(if anyone knows their tumblr handle please tell me, couldn’t find it)

A hauntingly (🤭) beautiful ghost story:

in the house we remain by @commodorecliche

A Poe-like, mind boggling nightmare (/positive) of a story that comes in two versions:

Aziraphale's Little House of Horrors (NSFW) and

Aziraphale's Little House of Horrors (SFW) by @sixbynine-da

If you want to reblog this adding your own spooky fic rec, do it!

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The Pumpkin Spice Plague

Rated G, 666 words, fluff and humor

Summary: It’s Pumpkin Spice Latte season, and the world finally knows who to blame.

Aziraphale blinked at Crowley. “You — you tricked humans into craving a revolting demonic potion disguised as a cheerful seasonal libation?”

“Something like that, yeah.”

Drink it up on AO3

@goodomensafterdark

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Haven’t posted in a…while, so here’s a quick GO repaint of Rembrandt’s ‘Jacob wrestling with the Angel’🧍

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David "my body is a temple" Tennant

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how it started & how it’s going

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the snake needs warmth all the time

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~ his favourite colour💛~

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‘The Man Who Fell To Earth’, created for @blissfulimperfectionzine, the rest of which can be found on my AO3. Fair warning - it gets very tenderly and lovingly raunchy immediately after this!