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I LOVE BOOTHILL !! HE'S MY FAV AJDJFHFJK (♡ ≧ᗜ≦) SO NORMAL ABT HE... (LYING) + p.s. argenthill canon >:3

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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On the menu tonight:

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"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?"

Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?"

I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering*

/scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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Acrylic Bird Feeder Keychain

Chirp Chirp! It's a diverse little flock of birds that you can keep in your pocket! This sturdy acrylic keychain is a must-have for all friends of feathered creatures. Features a great spotted woodpecker, house sparrow, great tit, eurasian nuthatch, blue tit, european robin, european goldfinch, eurasian bullfinch, and lots of seeds.

See more of @pandorama-art's art right here on Artist Alley. Use code ARTISTALLEY for 10% off anything in their Etsy shop.

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from a hkvh tiktok that I thought was tame but I guess? Its angsty?

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)