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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
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the “17th century girlboss who can read gets accused of witchcraft” thing always rankles me in particular because. do you KNOW how high the literacy rates were in new england. they were HIGH. even for women!
the puritans LOVED literacy. it was kind of their whole THING that you should at least be able to read the bible for yourself rather than relying on, like, priests. (of course, if your interpretation was unorthodox and you were too loud about it, well. consequences. but that is a DIFFERENT PROBLEM.)
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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
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Song below the cut if you're unsure and interested :)
And maybe don't say in the comments/tags if you do know just to keep it fun.
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Today we are doing colours, tomorrow who knows.
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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ive never seen anyone capture the feeling of meeting older dykes as well as this
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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
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