If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.
Stan: so how long have you been crushing on Cartman?
Kyle:
Kyle:
Kyle: that's disgusting. and wrong. I don't even get---why would---i've never had a crush on anyone, anywhere. It's none of your--you have--the nerve, the audacity. And how--how do I know, frankly, that you're not crushing on him?? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmmm??? Check and mate.