#heiman

[mormonjoker]

🌺🌺🌺

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Making a ship name with cartman in it

[janis-yared]

[spookymultimedia]

Alternate timeline where Tweek shut them up and didn't let them speak for the rest of the walk. The ending is still the same

[clefos]

They had potential (at least like brotp) 😔

[wendytestabrat]

why kyman is NOTHING like heiman (FROM THE VAULT [2020]) PT. 1

There’s A LOT of evidence that Kyman would be nothing like Heiman. First of all Kyle actually knows how to whip Cartman and get Cartman under control which Heidi did not know how to do. Every single time Heidi would bitch at Cartman he would get annoyed and not listen to a thing she says and try to get rid of her or get away from her. But Cartman LOVES it when Kyle bitches at him and he gets a kick out of it, and Cartman actually likes being around Kyle and cares about what Kyle has to say and listens to him. There are a lot of moments that show that Cartman is capable of expressing empathy and concern around Kyle, wheras Cartman gave 0 shits about Heidi and their relationship went absolutely nowhere. I think a huge example of this was when Cartman & Kyle were in the detention center, Kyle yelled at Cartman to go get him some aluminum foil and scissors and Cartman was like “aluminum foil and some scissors ok” because he saw how upset Kyle was with him and he wanted to fix things. Which rlly shows that even if they do fight and shit they would know how to work it out with each other and forgive each other over whatever happens. I think the only reason why Cartman likes to pick on and torment Kyle so much is to get his attention, but usually once Cartman does have Kyle’s full attention and Kyle goes along with whatever Cartman does, Cartman is nice and treats him with respect. And a hugeee example of this was in “Crack Baby Athletic Association” when Kyle joined Cartman for the crack baby thing, Cartman was really nice to Kyle throughout the entire episode and called him smart and stuff and gave him a hug and all that. And Cartman was listening to everything Kyle had to say and the things Kyle wanted to do for the company. The reason Cartman was tormenting Heidi was bc he just didn’t care about her at all and wanted her to go away LMAO. And we already talked about how in “Tonsil Trouble” after Cartman infected Kyle with aids he was all happy and in a good mood to get to go on a trip with Kyle and tried to hold Kyle’s hand. And another small example of Kyle actually being able to whip Cartman just like he did in “Mexican Joker”, was in “Raisins” when Cartman was making fun of Stan for being upset about losing Wendy, Kyle told Cartman to stop and so he did. And I’m sure there are a ton of other examples like this but those are the best I can think of right now, the bottom line is I’m sure if Kyman happened Cartman would listen to Kyle and respect him and be willing to do what he says. I mean I know it would probably be challenging for Kyle to deal with Cartman, bc we all know how Cartman is. He would still probably do whatever the fuck he wanted to do a lot of the time, but I’m sure he would still make an effort to listen to Kyle and take what he has to say into consideration. And do you really think that Cartman would be able to pull the shit he pulled on Heidi on Kyle? LMAOOOO Kyle knows Cartman wayyyy better than Heidi and can see right through his bs and Kyle always knows when Cartman is up to no good. Like remember when Cartman tricked Heidi into eating that ‘beyond kfc’ which made her fat? There’s NO WAY Kyle would fall for something like that, he would stop Cartman right away and call him out on what he’s doing.

[jululipop]

idk about you guys but i think he might have a little crush on her 🤭

[domestoslol]

Короче мне купили новый скетчбук и ипздец на планшет неудобно фоткать. Короче настроение на зэ майнд электрик

[silver--scar]

Seemingly unprovoked, in season 9's 'Follow That Egg!', Cartman did a kind act.

There was no hidden motive, no attempt to shift the blame, he just walks straight up to Mrs. Garrison, alone, hands over his broken egg, and says that he failed the project. He even admits to trying to hide it in the beginning by gluing it back together and whatnot. Cartman then tries to persuade Garrison to not mark Heidi down, insisting that he should have an F and her an A so their grade can come together for a good C-.

And he even refuses to take the fake egg Garrison gives him. I mean, obviously it's because Cartman doesn't trust him since no teacher will help you cheat a school assignment, but c'mon, at any other given moment, wouldn't the Cartman we know just happily take the egg and continue on as normal?

Sure, this whole thing is small and unimportant. Because honestly, he could've just not shown up to Garrison at all. He could've ran around the whole town and bend over backwards to try and keep his grade.

But he doesn't! He keeps the whole thing a secret from Heidi and admits his faults (probably begrudgingly) in the hopes he can keep her grade from tanking as well.

And then nothing happens (to my current knowledge) until ELEVEN SEASONS LATER, when all of his devices are broken, and he and Heidi become a couple.

I know it's not connected in the slightest, but MAN, I think about these two events so much.

Does this count as a Roman empire or something? Idk

It's 1 in the morning as I'm writing this so like

Slay ig idfk

Pairing was cute until Cartman went back to his old ways

Scheduling this so I'm asleep by the time this posts and I don't get bombarded with "erm actually" notifs /lh

Also I'm just rambling and I don't take any of this as serious as it seems to be okay okay nighty night gang peace and love ∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠°╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯°˳˚∘

[ray-theoretical-trucker]

eric cartman/heidi turner.

heiman aesthetic.

[blackbirdtrills]

Do you think Cartman had romantic feelings for Heidi before the ending of The Damned? Do you think it was purely platonic untill that point?

HI! I hope you're having a good day.

I don't think he had romantic feelings for her, I think the egg project is just what got him to see her as a person and not just Random Girl Number 7. A foot in the door kind of moment. It's hard to work together on a project without having any meaningful conversations, so they must have found some common ground during the whole thing. Said common ground making it easier for Eric to suggest that Heidi get an A while he gets an F (which gets them both a C). It's also much more difficult for me to imagine him bartering for Wendy or Bebe to get an A, rather than just laughing at them for failing for once.

(He also just would have indifferently shown one of the other girls that broken egg like "Fix it somehow or we both fail.")

I think the "wow I think I LIKE this girl" only came after she reached out to him when he had nothing and no one believed in him. It also helps that Eric was actively trying to change in season 20 before his snapback at the end too.

Thanks for the ask!!

[mormonjoker]

Dont worry, babe, it's vegan

[unlikely-bloom]

kyman sketchdump +bonus heiman ~ 💚❤️💚

[janis-yared]

Im back bitch

[spookymultimedia]

[mirrorshards]

another idea that came up with discussing with basu! a messy 3p with these three trainwrecks