Bri | she/her | 24 | head-over-heels for too many ships (but mostly kimetzka, neuller, kunessi, seriker, and modramos) | bewitched body & soul by fc bayern m��nchen | in a toxic relationship with mufc | in this house we simp for Leon Goretzka, drool over Mats Hummels, respect Manuel Neuer, and love Leo Messi
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#horny jail party of 1 because I’m locking my ass up#manuel neuer#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen#fc bayern
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#they’re judging the daddy issues that made me simp for them I just know it#mats hummels#manuel neuer#die mannschaft#dfb team#german nt#germany nt
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Do your defenders thank you after every game? "Not anymore, those times are over. They know what to expect."
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im not ready
#whatever he says and whatever pictures he posts it doesn’t matter#I will be in the fetal position for weeks#neuller#thomas müller#manuel neuer#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen
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📸: Leon Goretzka | FC Bayern München vs. 1. FSV Mainz 05 | 26.04.2025
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Yi Lei/My Name Will Grow Wide Like a Tree, Bayern Munich and Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer announces his retirement from international football, Anna Sexton/Of Course The Love Is There, Margaret Atwood/Selected Poems
#so this ruined my life#and I couldn’t be more thankful#I love this sm op#thank you for your service 💜#neuller#manuel neuer#thomas müller#die mannschaft#dfb team#german nt#germany nt#absolute beaut of an edit
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okay now i’m convinced wirtz and musiala are both twinks but wirtz is a little more twinky
They are definitely both twinks. The difference is one went to the Leon Goretzka school of fitness and one didn’t 😂❤️
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Making sure Thomas celebrates his 500th Bundesliga appearance properly 😁
#leon goretzka#thomas müller#thomas mueller#thomas muller#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen#fc hollywood#videos
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📸: Marcel Ritzinger
#thomas müller#thomas mueller#thomas muller#leon goretzka#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen
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Hey Love! Have you seen the cute little moments when fans applauding for Tomas while Leon walking by with him, and he made the funny little moves with Tomas. That’s adorable….
Although Leon hasn’t made official comments on this, but it’s so hard to see teammates who have been working for a really long time with love and respect will soon be parted😭🥹
(Besides, I’m furious to hear people said Leon was clout-chasing by having cute interactions while Tomas accepting the applause, like he’s not supposed to be there.)
Hey love! Long time no see ❤️ I have yeah! I wrote a little bit about it and the Thomas-Leon friendship here. But here’s the pic in slightly questionable quality but without the watermark 😅 enjoy!

Sure, Leon hasn’t made an official statement about Thomas leaving, but given everything we’ve seen—all the interactions before and since the news, along with the respect woven into everything Leon says about him—part of me thinks we already know how he feels about the situation. Maybe that’s why the two seem to have been bonding even more since we learned that this would be Thomas’ last season with us; Leon’s trying his best (in his own silly little Leon way), to make every moment Thomas is still at Bayern special, even if he’s not playing. That, and he’s trying to soak up every minute he still has with his team dad (and every moment he can try and fail to annoy him, of course).
People were saying he was clout-chasing? That’s absolutely preposterous 😭 I’m calling for VAR on that. Don’t get me wrong, Leon clout chases in plenty of other ways (morning coffee selfies, bimonthly thist traps, wearing his shiny new Rolex to training, etc.), but his friendship with Thomas is as real as it gets. He just loves the man…what is he supposed to do? Not celebrate with him? 😂 sometimes I think some fans will find any excuse to criticize him that they can lol.
#404foundme <3#leon goretzka#thomas müller#thomas mueller#thomas muller#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen#my asks
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ngl wirtz seems like a twink
he looks so soft and submissive and breedable
SCREAMINGGG. My wusiala anons are a little feral with it, I see how it is. But I guess I’ll give you some twink!flo as a fun little present:
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CHOOSE
top flo bottom jamal
or
top jamal bottom flo
choose wisely
I feel woefully unqualified to answer this unfortunately 😔 they’re both still babies in my mind (yes, I know they’re at most only 3 years younger than me, shut up xoxo), so I haven’t given it too much thought despite liking them as a ship. In my head they kiss but they’re still towards the beginning of their 50k word slow burn 😅 like Romeo and Juliet except neither one of them dies (except maybe a twink death down the road) and it’s really hard for them to be together because their clubs are trying to keep them apart (mainly Leverkusen because they want to keep their starboy right where he is).
If I haaaad to speculate though and you were holding me at gunpoint or something I’d say this sounds like a trick question if I’ve ever seen one. Absolute switch erasure babe. So that’s my final answer. I’m locking it in. They switch.
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📸: Leon Goretzka & Thomas Müller | FC Bayern München vs. 1. FSV Mainz 05 | 26.04.2025
#from bench buddies to pitch partners ❤️#leon goretzka#thomas müller#thomas mueller#thomas muller#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen
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